This is so obviously correct I can’t even think what the other answer would be.

oozey mess

JVL
One Nice Bug Per Day
Peter Solarz

ellievsbear
tumblr dot com
todays bird
Misplaced Lens Cap

Product Placement

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noise dept.
$LAYYYTER
we're not kids anymore.

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Sade Olutola
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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@ossified-hypothesis
This is so obviously correct I can’t even think what the other answer would be.

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im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything
the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”
what
fucking shit up with a wooden shoe
oh my god
well wooden shoe look at that
I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE
This whole series is so goddamn funny
Outlines of two alligators that slept through the rain.

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seeing the mature content warning on a post just means i get to play the game of is this actually mature or is this just a woman
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The road to hell is a babbling brook... And the waters are rising.
save me, rice mixed with some bullshit
The world is oftentimes such an ugly place, but sometimes it can be so beautiful.
Like, when two choirs, one from Croatia and the other from Zimbabwe, met on the opposite sides of a Lisbon subway station and both sang to each other.
I unfortunately do not know what the Zimbabwe children choir sang to them (although it was so beautiful), but the Croatian klapa Kastav sang 'Kuća puna naroda' (a house full of people).
And let my reward be a house full of people, my life, give me a voice, so I can embrace you with songs.
Video source: Irena Grdinić
The song the Zimbabwean choir sang is called Indodana!
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i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

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Humans like names, don’t they? Terribly dangerous things, names. They can Transform you. They can pin you in place. There’s no telling what a name will do to you if you’re not careful.
The Cryptonaturalist, Episode 42: Dragons
DAN: Listen, what’s your name?
RAT: Oh, I forgot that a long time ago. Less dangerous that way.
DAN: [sighs] What should I call you?
RAT: Please don’t. Names are so very important and powerful and frightening.
Archive 81, Episode 11: Body, Recorder
GUIDE: What was her name?
THE BEAST: A name’s a big thing to give away… Guide. Some folk can do a lot if they know that. Wouldn’t be right for me to share it.
The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality, Episode Thirty-Seven: TIMELESS
SCARLET: It’s… wait, who the hell am I talking to? I don’t recognize your voice. JASMINE: Olivi– SCARLET: WHOA HEY nonono don’t EVER use your real name here. What’s wrong with you? Are you new? What name did they give you?
The Department of Variance of Somewhere, Ohio, Episode 1: New Employee Orientation
You are given a name, and then you are born. It is among the first words you understand, and when others think of you, it is the first word on their tongues. One day, you realize it does not fit you, it never has, and you change it, but your old name haunts you like a ghost. Your family refuses to use your new name. Later you are lowered into the ground, and your old name is said over and over until it consumes you, and even when it is no longer said, it is written above your resting place. The grave with the wrong name does not welcome you, so you search for a place that will. When you finally reach it, whispers in the wind say your name, and that they love you.
Hello From The Hallowoods, Episode 8 - Names
GWEN: So why do you keep the name?
MORGAN: What?
GWEN: Morgan. You could use a different one. When I’m Shújūn, I don’t have to be Guinevere. Sometimes I don’t want to be her. You could choose a different path.
Camlann, Episode 7: Under The Hill
there desperately needs to be a separate option to report ads for hijacking your touch screen or automatically launching your browser/app store the moment you scroll past it. "malicious" is not a strong enough word. i need the "go fuck yourself and die in a pit of boiling acid x10000" option
Listen, fellow trans women, I love you all, but if you think that trans men or transmascs are an oppressor class you need to log the fuck off because you are being brainpoisoned by discourse-mongers. That is a legitimately rocks for brains take
There is a HUUUUUGE gap between "transfems experience a unique intersection of oppressions which are not experienced by transmascs", which is true, "some passing trans men benefit from male privilege", which is true, "trans people are not immune to transphobic rhetoric and this can sometimes take the form of transmascs engaging in transmisogyny", which is true, and "transmascs should be treated as equivalent to cis men because trans men are men and therefore as men they are a danger to trans women" like do you see where the gigantic leap of logic comes in here?
There is something personally offensive to me about accounts that go out of their way to post about transmascs being dangerous or untrustworthy or transmisogynistic when the primary danger to trans women right now is the goddamn United States government. Like we've got people in the white house who would outlaw all HRT if given the opportunity and you're gonna post about trans men?? I don't even mean this in a "we have bigger fish to fry" sort of way I mean this is the sense that building solidarity is one of the most important things you can do when faced with a hostile government and society. It's not just that the claims being made are bullshit and transphobic it's that the whole thing feels actively self-destructive toward creating any kind of community that's of any use to anyone
It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

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Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will
Music playing at the grocery store is psychological warfare. Protect yourself.
Woke veggie tales would have. Rhubarb's drag race. Is that anything