Sashadealltheknives

*stabs julius caesar in the back* you're bleeding because you don't floss

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

Whoever came up with this Game Changer episode is one sick motherfucker

so far "count the rice" is like "what if a game show was actually an escape room, but what if the escape room was actually the inferno and you have to climb your way out of several layers of hell"

Watching tonight's Gamechanger like "omg @derinthescarletpescatarian is really gonna love this [redacted plot thing]"

I love how much of a fucking nightmare they made it into.

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

she was at the club. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that she was at the club.