Fill your life with laughter and bees

writing is so funny because i could write nonstop for 9hrs and then hit a block where im like "how do i transition between this moment and the next?" and then i just dont touch it for 6 months

This is GOLD! You just saved me like thousands of therapy costs lmao

When I was writing my fic last few months the strategy I used was "just skip all the scenes I don't want to write" and it worked great in my opinion

once you start noticing how fatphobic everyone and everything is, there will never be a moment you're not filled with rage

Sports broadcasts should have an RPF expert. Just so that we know the full implications of what's happening onscreen.

what we really need is a male moanliness epidemic am i right folks

don’t kill urself u have a sports team to scream at through the television baby they need ur guidance to ignore and do the opposite of and fk everything up <3

ending a social interaction with a friend and thinking "I think we grew a little bit closer today." in my head as if I'm a dating game protagonist