Fill your life with laughter and bees

"why do you still bring up charlie kirk" because it's funny. his death is genuinely a running joke to me. you could say it's the greatest contribution he has made to society

imagine this 💭: open your eyes 🫵 CLOSE 'EM 🙂‍↕️ now open your MENTAL EYE 👁️ right? you are in a BUS DEPOT 🚏🚌 in the DEPTHS of boston chinatown 🏮🌆 you get the opportunity to take a $10-15 💸 bus that will take you to new york 🗽 in UNDER four hours ⏱️ sometimes THREE 🏃💨 it's like the concorde of buses ✈️ this thing's going a hundred miles— BIG bus, too🫸↔️🫷not a small bus 🤏 BIG ol' bus 🙌💪 HUNDRED miles an hour 💯 on the speedway 🛣️ sometimes? catching fire 🔥🧯 don't sit in the back 👈 don't sit in the front 👉 you will hit things 🧳⚠️ and things will hit you 🤕🔨 the bus? might explode 💥💥💥 THAT'S NOT YOUR BUSINESS ✋ your business is GETTING TO NEW YORK 🫡 and then you do :)

Sad they slut down club pangolin :/ we used to fuck that icebert to pieces

Club penguin. They were penguins.

Im too drunk to read.. what does this say

God i miss him so much

i understand why people are icked out by ships with large age gaps bc in real life u probably should be suspicious of anyone in their 50s who exclusively dates 20 year olds. but i find it hard to take fandom discourse about the concept seriously because 90% of the time ive met someone with a vested interest in an age gap ship it is NOT the younger character they care about. thats the one theyre self inserting on. they are projecting their desire for old men and i will not be the one to take that away from them.

reverse parasocial relationship: your idol knows everything about you

actually I need to elaborate that this is inspired by my friend telling me about how the contestants on love island are cut off from the outside world but the show keeps inviting famous guest hosts who have kept up with it so from their perspective megan Thee stallion shows up and already knows who they are and is aware of stuff they said in private asides like 24 hours ago

If you have extra storage drives that you want to use for a good cause, download as many of these datasets as you can and then host them on a GitHub site, which you can make for free.

We need to start sexualizing the janitor's jumpsuit as the butch equivalent of the maid's uniform

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

stop reblogging this post OP has a foot fetish