Fill your life with laughter and bees

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

needless to say i am hopelessly reliant on the really big drink

it's not mentioned in the song but in the corner of the piano man bar there is a mouse hole and inside that hole is a smaller replica of the bar staffed and patronized by mice who perfectly mirror all of the characters and they all say squeak us a song you're the piano mouse and mouse what are you doing here while they put cheese in his tiny jar

thinking about how canner learned to be a Mother™️ from the mother school of mothering (the Pittsburgh penguins)

"even the top gets pregnant" cryptic new statetement from the World Health Organisation

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

alex ovechkin if he was a specialized vehicle for cleaning and resurfacing a sheet of ice: zambovi