Fill your life with laughter and bees

beating up a cactus for hurting my friend (ow) (ow) (ow) (ow

"Going a couple hours without eating a single kind of food? No thanks, I would rather kill a child" is such a wildly horrifying take to see MULTIPLE people proudly stating.

one of humanity’s oldest hobbies is underestimating how dangerous holes are

every day i think about the batman beyond post that's like "you didn't inject me with something that turns my cum into bruce wayne's cum did you?" i literally cannot imagine what i'd search to find it and i don't know what website it's even from (4chan maybe?) but it's on my mind

keep doing those hockey edits with the bits of poetry over pics of them hugging. it is that serious and everyone should know

krockey come home

long distance friendships are terrible what do you mean I can’t hug you or sit with you or lay on your floor when I’m bored what dO YOU MEAN