Fill your life with laughter and bees

"tme/tma is terf shit!!" ah yes. The famous terf talking point of "transmisogyny is real"

Translator's Note: I love you.

hating the franchise you’re fixated on is a rite of passage

to the person who said “of course OP is a Star Wars fan”, fuck you

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

sometimes you just gotta fuck up your sleep schedule by reading all 100k words of a fic you're not even enjoying, and don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

This sounds like a shitpost but people should be allowed to be horny. As in, sexuality is just part of life for most people and there’s no reason for consensual sexual behavior to be punished. A celebrity getting “caught” at a sex club shouldn’t be a scandal. No one should be fired for having a fetlife profile outside of work. Nudes getting leaked shouldn’t be career-ending. Denying and hiding (consensual) sexual interests doesn’t make anyone more professional, it just makes everyone more repressed. And sterilizing ourselves to be better work drones isn’t productive, it’s just creepy. I’d rather my surgeon get absolutely railed on camera and come to work in a good mood, frankly.

the amount of ace, aroace, + sex-repulsed ppl leaving support on this post is rly heartwarming

also this goes without saying but is also true of ppl who do sex work for used to do sex work. an accountant’s boss finding out that they used to do sex work shouldn’t be a career ender. a restaurant worker shouldn’t be fired bc they have an OnlyFans.

Yes, yes, yes and yes.

my tail wags n swishes when i do my puppy dishes!!!

even when im sleepy i try to do my puppy best to vacuum and sweep-y before i puppy rest

im never puppy stressed when I do my puppy best

trevor’s hair rapidly deteriorating in front of our eyes during the first half of the season, and then markedly and visibly improving from january onwards was one of the funniest physical comedy running gags in my fave tv show the philadelphia flyers 2025-26. the writers did a really good job with that one

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat