Fill your life with laughter and bees

me and my losing dog think you suck btw

Hate how people treat friendship like it's nothing more than the training wheels version of romantic love.

you can literally be a fat person who eats less calories than "needed" per day and when you see a doctor for anything they'll be like "have you tried the 5 Day Mcdonalds Cleanse diet? its where you don't eat mcdonalds everyday for 5 days"

and like idgaf if fat people are "overeating" on fast food daily like thats body autonomy (don't support mcdonalds tho) but it is very telling how doctors dont understand how fatness works like at all

"Have you tried walking more" Yea I actually have and since i don't like passing out it causes me to have to eat to stock up on the energy that takes. But I guess you're the doctor here and you know that walking even more will somehow change that.

THAT PART KILLS ME bc in my situation rn i get well over 12k steps daily most days of the week because of the nature of my job and doctors will see me and immediately be like "you need to walk more" anyway, they do not customize their advice for us or our situations at all, its all the same

something that hope does for us woe.begone save me. save me something that hope does for us woe.begone

animal control to major tom

animal control to major tom

grab the cage and find out where that wombat's gone

There are many people who don’t share this sentiment, but I have an appreciation for when a fanfic is so separated from canon that it could’ve easily been its own original novel, and yet the author was only ever going to put that much energy into it if their favourite characters got to be there

Was just thinking about this one fic I read about a prince falling in love with one of the castle’s servants. It had the most specific lore surrounding their individual upbringings and families and how they got along over the years and how the trauma they faced growing up influenced their personalities and flaws. Not a single thing had anything to do with the source material whatsoever and that fic made me cry. I am fond of fics like these where the author clearly just had an idea for a novel and went to AO3 about it

One of the most important features of something that will inspire fanfic to me is if you say "fuck, this would be so good if it was good".

I'm not necessarily rooting for the US in the world cup but I do think it would be funny if they made a deep run if only because I feel like, for countries that are actually good at international football, "You lost to the USAmericans" would make for god tier trash talk

Imagine you're from a country where this sport is like a national civic religion and you lose to a bunch of dork ass losers who call it soccer. There's no coming back from that

I thought the USMNT making a deep run and embarrassing some European teams in the process would be the funniest outcome for them in the World Cup but Trump using FIFA's limitless appetite for corruption to get a red card overturned for their game against Belgium only for them to completely embarrass themselves, play way worse than usual and lose by 3 goals is SO much funnier holy shit that's incredible

Not only is it not weird, it is ACTIVELY ENCOURAGED. Authors LOVE IT when people do this!!! Its not "weird" and its not "neutral" -- its a fucking DELIGHT. Feel very absolutely free to read though an author's entire back catalogue, leaving kudos and/or comments along the way; we absolutely freaking love when someone does this. There is nothing more joyful than getting a comment notification for an old fic. It will make our day, I promise.

There needs to be a special word for the warm, gratifying feeling that you get when you watch someone kudos everything you've ever written in a specific fandom in backwards order over 3 days. and that word needs a modifier to express the inexpressible joy when they start leaving comments on every story no matter how old it is.