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People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.

What

Same for me, I get a new soul with every haircut. That's why my personality changes so much.

Tumblr citizenship means being completely unsure if the person posting about sheep souls is being 100% serious or is just taking the piss.

THEY TAKE THEIR PISS TOO?!?!?

Yup, stockpiling it in giant buckets to pour on the poor

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"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

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i'm rereading the murderbot diaries and murderbot's utter conviction that it and gurathin are bitter enemies is still so funny. buddy. gurathin got over this months ago. he's just a quiet guy.

one-sided antagonism is so delicious.  murderbot diaries i also very much enjoy how surreal it must be for gurathin /   to know that the heavily armed rogue secunit holds a grudge against him /  and also know that all it will ever choose to do about this is make frowny faces and flip him the bird. / (tags via space-mouse)

i’m sorry i’m laughing but this gif set is usually paired with Anakin being a good kind person which makes it sad, but a perspective of Obi Wan telling Luke blatant lies is hilarious

Citations could be so awesome without copyright. Imagine just being able to click on a footnote and it takes you to the exact section of another book being quoted. Imagine how much that would do for stemming misinformation.

I hate how every social media is becoming the same… why does youtube have posts. Why does tumblr have tv. Why tumblr live, ever?? Why does instagram have reels. Why why why why what’s even the point of instagram anymore?? Instagram shop. Tik tok has slides. Tik tok shop. In their pursuit of standing out all have become uniform. Their efforts towards unique selling points has instead trended towards sameness. Facebook marketplace. Why does netflix have games. Gmail will have reels the weather app will have reels my banking app will have reels gas stations have forced ads that play outloud in your face. Hi welcome to social media we have posts. We also have a tab for little videos, which can actually be the length of a youtube video. And the little videos can instead be images with music on them!! Oh joy! Can you tell which one I’m talking about? No? Let’s get more specific! Aw you want to show your friend something? That’s so sweet. Sign up for an account. Sign up for an account. Make an account with us. You need an account. Please make an account. Wanna see this? Sign up for an account! You want to see anything on our site? Give us your email! Give us your phone number! You need an account to see this! Please make an account with us to watch this. Make an account with x come to tik tok for all the best vids instagram is where the fun is You need an account to access this content! Look at this screenshot of a twitter post of a screenshot of a tumblr post of a screenshot of a reddit post of a screenshot of a pinterest post on a slide on instagram with someone else’s tiktok handle in the corner. Oh actually you need an account! Give us your information!! HAVE SOME REELS!!