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i need to age regress to 18 and do a bachelors degree correctly this time and get a million dollar job the moment i graduate and make 2000 friends who all love and worship me and find the artifact and defeat the evil mastermind and slay the ape

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

the people pine for temperatures below 75° F, an air quality index less than 200, and the soothing embrace of water around 52° F. and by the people I mean me.

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

reminder to clench your jaw, slouch your spine, and put a dirty mug somewhere you will forget about it

the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men

Game of Walking Bad

(flirting) i could be your problem