I love you I love you I love you

in the age of repression and purity culture, getting more perverted is the only morally correct course of action

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

unfortunately i dont think its queerbaiting if the creator is just so terminally heterosexual that they never remotely considered the same gender relationship their show is centered around could be read as romantic. it is deeply painful however.

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

Sometimes I need to take a moment to consider the Loumand fight. Armand was able to brush off 'you were sexually abused as a child and that's why you're a bitch bottom now' but the grade school insult 'you're boring' (said by someone off his head on coke) is what sends him into a week long torture spiral? No one does it like him. ❤️

the principal aim of lying is to accomplish your goal in as few lies as possible, and with the least amount of effort necessary to keep those lies going. It follows naturally that the world’s greatest liar speaks only the truth.

people like the idea that there is an identity they can claim that will absolve them of the responsibility to examine their beliefs and actions and adjust them accordingly to better align with their values and desired outcomes but there isn't, we all have to practice humility and do the work regardless

It would be funny if we were introduced to a vast galaxy of alien life and the blue whale was still the largest animal ever discovered. Like that’s the biggest life has ever gotten. That would be fucked. The blue whale is just the craziest animals would get even with the introduction of a seemingly infinite number of new species. Would you be disappointed or celebrate the enormity of our homegrown big ass creature?

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek