Preparing for Descent
Hello passengers, as we begin our journey, please direct your attention to the screens in front of you for our in-flight movie, generously provided by BTV!
We hope you will find the movie enthralling, so much so that by the time our journey is complete, you'll hardly notice any time has passed at all.
We we can take your attention away from the length of this flight, and into the spiral that you cannot possibly imagine taking your eyes away from it.
As it continues to swirl in front of you, you might find yourself struggling to remember where we were going. That's OK. That's just after-effect of how fuzzy your brain is beginning to feel as everything else seems to drift away, except for the spiral, and our words.
As you'll notice your eyelids beginning to feel very heavy, we ask that you not be concerned. Our attendants will see to it that you are well taken care of as you fall into a warm, relaxing sleep.
As that starts to happen, we finally inform you as you can't possibly keep those sleepy eyelids open any longer that our plane has turned around and we are returning where we came from. You are not going anywhere, but you are going into a trance...
Sweet dreams, everyone...
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