plastic preservation

reblog to do this w your mutuals

Americans fall for gacha and lootboxes so hard because they didn't get their immunity early in life from Kinder Surprise

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment King situation.

my first words were silhouette and gauche.

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

i wish my cat could have a few beers with me