plastic preservation

Americans fall for gacha and lootboxes so hard because they didn't get their immunity early in life from Kinder Surprise

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment King situation.

my first words were silhouette and gauche.

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

i wish my cat could have a few beers with me

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

wasting away again in tumblrinaville...