Hi I just started working for Val, any advice?
"...If ya ain't already signed a soul contract, DON'T!! DON'T FUCKIN' DO IT, I promise it ain't worth it
If it's too late? I'm so fuckin' sorry, welcome to Hell. Actual Hell, it ain't really that bad down here 'til yer stuck with an Overlord...
I'll try and give ya a quick survival guide:
Do yer absolute best to avoid pissin' Val off. It don't matter if he seems like he's in a real good mood, that can change sooo fuckin' fast. Never let yerself think it's safe to speak yer mind just coz he's bein' playful. And if ya get real angry or real upset and ya ain't gonna be able to stop yerself from sayin' or doin' sumthin' that'll get ya in shit? Try and get outta there for a few mins, lie and say ya need the toilet or sumthin'. Or offer to fetch him a drink. Just try and get away and take a breather
Try real hard to avoid fallin' for him, too. I know it's hard, coz he seems amazin' at first. He promises ya the world, he buys ya pretty clothes and takes ya to fun places and makes ya feel so fuckin' special... it won't last. Things'll get worse and worse, and yer gonna wonder what ya did wrong. Ya probably ain't gonna believe me when it gets to that stage, but it ain't yer fault. He does it with everyone. The perfect guy ya meet at the beginnin' ain't real, it's an illusion and everythin'll hurt so much more if ya end up fallin' in love with it...
Try not to tell him too much 'bout yerself, either. If yer grievin', or ya got mental health issues, or trauma, or just... anythin' he can use against ya, don't let him know. He'll act so carin' and he'll make ya feel like he's the only person in the whole world who can truly understand ya, but he's just collectin' ammo so he can hit ya where it hurts the most. Give him as little as possible
... I should probably give ya some tips that ain't 'bout Val, too...
Oh, KNEE PADS!! Get knee pads! Yer gonna spend a lotta time on yer knees and trust me, it hurts more than ya'd think it would. Don't be a dumbass like l was at the beginnin'- I didn't wanna use 'em coz they're bulky but ya can get cute ones!! And some thigh high boots have 'em built into the knee area
Get heat packs and cold packs, too. They help with the pain- not just knee pain, everythin's gonna end up hurtin'. The ones that go in the microwave or a freezer work best, but I'd recommend gettin' summa the instant ones too for when yer in too much pain to get outta bed
If ya get real unlucky and Val makes ya do client sessions- summa the johns have AWFUL hygiene. Ya can't tell 'em they smell like shit though, obviously, so what I usually do is try and convince 'em to take a shower with me before we get started properly? Tell 'em it helps ya get in the mood, or that ya just had another job and ya wanna be all fresh for 'em or some shit. Offer 'em mints, too. I pretend they're like the free ones ya get in some motels, most people won't say no to free stuff
And always use yer own condoms when yer with clients, don't trust any they give ya. Say ya have allergies if they get pushy 'bout it. It's easy to tamper with 'em without anythin' lookin' off, and STDs can't kill or anythin' down here but ya still don't wanna get any
Basically just don't trust Val, don't trust the clients, don't trust yer co-stars coz they WILL stab ya in the back for a bag'a coke, or if they think it'll get 'em into Val's good books, don't trust Travis- he'll tell ya he'll give ya better scripts if ya sleep with him, he's a liar... oh, and don't go to Vox or Vel to beg for help. They don't care. Best case scenario they'll laugh in yer face
Don't push yer friends or family away, either, if ya got any. Ya might be tempted coz'a feelin' ashamed 'bout doin' this typa work, but yer gonna end up needin' 'em. If ya end up with nobody except for Val then yer like, double trapped, and ya'd struggle to leave even if the contract broke..."