The World's Foremost Ghost Scholar

And literally label some of the cookies Legitimate Interest

And it's like cool so even YOU admit that hundreds of these aren't legit

Like sorry but there is 0 chance your 578 "legitimate" partners need to track my online behaviour, but it's honestly amazing for you to be like. We also have 1200 illegitimate partners that we would love to sell your data too also

Pleeeeeeeease?

Also turn your adblocker off 🙏🙏🙏

It's amazing to me that in 2026 i will see people thoughtlessly repeating, oh, but you should allow ads if you want to support x business, it's not fair to them otherwise

Bc it's like. Well. No. The only people paying for that adspace are scammers and professional malware operators

Who pays for adspace in 2026? Gambling websites. Temu. Fake app games. TikTok. Amazon. Energy supplement freaks. Weight loss poison peddlers.

Like sorry, but no. If the way you make money would be to provide my eyeballs to these fucking companies, then you don't deserve that money

What annoys me the most about the "oh but you're stealing by turning ads off!" is that like. It's the same argument that massive corporations make about people just not buying their shit. They call it "lost income" and make it sound like theft, but it was always theoretical or projected income

It was never real money. It was a projection based on manufactured data and/or manufactured consent

And it's like. No actually i do not owe any fucking massive corporate company anything, least of all my web browsing data, even if that corporation offered you a few cents per accidental click

Make a Patreon, sell merch, make better media, do conventions. Literally just get good.

omg what if tho

anyway my gay romance novel Mr Warren’s Profession is now an audiobook narrated by actual human Gary Furlong

if you would like to listen to the whole book you can grab it over on my Payhip alongside my other gay romance audiobook Oak King Holly King and all of my queer romance ebooks