Okay, but like...

I think my dad heard me crying cause he just cracked open my door and slid a piece of cake on the floor into my room

This is so cute!

Soooo adorable

My kink: not having to set alarm for the next morning

Aww hell nah. Wasn’t expecting this at all. I thought she was fucking up too.

Girl what the fuck

Witchcraft

Ok, that’s just trippy…

Sorcery

Pooh stop running from your fucking problems

me

Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?

i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.

I’m so relieved that he wasn’t serious and I’m sure his dentist is too

dude I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I NEVER saw the last bit and I am so shook.

#justiceformatt

I’ve never seen this version before. Well, good for Matt, then. 

Matt, our true feminist ally.

Then got the nerve to ask why I got an attitude or fix my face. Why i dont tell her nothing cuase she run her mouth to damn much

well, well, well, if it isn’t the feelings i’ve been trying to avoid