Things I can remember from the Pittsburgh Ritual…
🐭-“Do you know how to do the shuffle in Pittsburgh?"
*fans yells something* "What?”
“Ahh… The Pittsburgh Polka” (…oh no.)
🐭-Beautiful blonde girl getting Ciriced in front row, Copia kissing her hand (me cheering from the nosebleed seats).
🐭-*fans all yelling things at him* “I can’t hear shit, I have shit in my ears.”
🐭-Copia now points at the mic stand, non-verbally telling it to stay, every time it nearly falls at the beginning of the second verse of “Stand By Him”
🐭-*some comment about Utility Ghoul having three legs*
🐭-*Utility Ghoul also has a pedestal fan behind him??*
🐭-*mentions the word ‘package’*
“…well we all know there’s really only one package” *grabs crotch*
🐭-*COMPLETELY messed up the lyrics in Year Zero’s first verse, did second verse half way through, and ended up just going, “dah dah dah dah dah” on beat.
🐭-*mummy bucks still falling* “You do know they are not real, right? They are not worth shit.”
🐭-*Copia going on about something… pauses*
“… sorry I had a hair in my mouth”
🐭-“give it up, for ghoOooOull~”
🐭-*skips over Water, the bassist, when introducing everyone. “And that’s it."
*crowd reacts*
”…oh yeah.“
🐭-*band walks off stage before Monstrance, cheering begins, Copia walks back out after awhile*
"What? What do you want? …It’s over…. Go to a bar or something…You want another song? Wellllllll, I don’t know if we know any…”
*crowd boos*
“You are not booing me.”
*shhing everyone and begins female orgasm monologue*
🐭-“So by the time we are rolling out our buses you’ll be at home 'uhh-uhhaa~’ ” (it was an adorable, sniveling, rat-like orgasm noise complete with trembling body movements)
🐭-“One last time for Cardi!” ❤️
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Feel free to add anything you can remember from the show~!
