who would prepare for peace take up the sword

it msut feel sooooo good to be an undulating sea creature swimming around. no bones no eyes just pure wiggling

eventually something comes and eats you but that's part of being an undulating sea creature #undulatingseacreature

do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

Do y'all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus

remember when any post with more than like 6 people talking was unreadably smushed except for the last few additions remember when any post of over 500 characters became a link back to op’s blog readmore style remember when video and audio posts had about a 10% chance of working when you click play

As a recent user I love finding out shit like this from older users. What the fuck guys???? Why were you USING IT AT ALL?!??

believe it or not, we liked that more

its worth noting that immediately after these updates that made everything better, we were all angry about it

World Heritage Post

Genuinely, thank you so much for this.

they put pookie in the tumble dryer

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

i think in world of warcraft rain would be a healer and the type of healer to be complaining about dps doing dumb shit and saying like i dont care if you go get yourself killed from preventable damage but actually he heals them every time anyway. maybe druid because he wants to turn into a kittycat even though he would realistically be much happier as a class with fewer hots and more big heals. he makes dew do recruit a friend and be a tank for him so they can queue together which dew likes at first because he wants to hit things but actually hes not good at tanking because he doesnt know his limits and pulls too big and doesnt use his mitigations. rain carries him around in travel form

cant stop thinking about this. rain as a fem nelf and dew as a worgen prot warrior (he picked undead first but rain said no if you want to play with me you have to pick from these ones). rain makes an alt (also a fem nelf druid but with a different hair color) so they can level together once dew gets out of the starting zone (he coaches him through it). they go to wailing caverns and dew falls off one of the bridges and someone leaves the instance. rain sends dew 10 gold from his main and dew thinks hes rich

oh... you touched my tralala... i guess

Your fucking ding ding dong or whatever

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had someone reply to your sarcasm with better sarcasm

Orville Peck said he liked my partner’s hat 😭😭😭💛💛💛

To this day, Orville Peck and my husband having a flirty little interaction about their matching cowboy hats is one of my favorite things ever