who would prepare for peace take up the sword

wearing two cursed amulets to manipulate them into competing with each other for ownership of my soul and unintentionally improving my life in their attempts to seduce me

hiring two duplicitous advisors with opposing agendas to manipulate them into hatefucking each other in front of me while i fujo out about it

it's not a "love triangle" it's a business opportunity with benefits

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

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mye social battery is pillow because im so sleepy

A sloppy make out in rainy weather is all I crave for.

devastating when good characters are put into a stupid show. you were born to fly but that evil hag of a showrunner clipped your golden wings. be free on ao3, my little dove. be free

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

one single perfect cube of seedless watermelon flesh

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

Say you'll stay with me blogging until the horse poll closes

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

there's a special place in my heart for people who made an effort to be my friend regardless of how quiet or distant i can get at times

bestie lets do exhibitionist stuff together