who would prepare for peace take up the sword

shirt that says “thought too hard about Mountain/Dew and made myself sad”

at least one person has told me that this stupid meme that Jay made based on something I said in a deeply stupid conversation has affected their vocabulary. I am both proud and ashamed.

12 years on and still the best articulation ever made of how one should respond to useless critiques

secretary birds look pretty normal but for some reason people have collectively decided to photograph them like they're [takes a moment to find an acceptable way to say this] women

i was talking to people who went to the jimmy fallon filming outside of my ritual and they were telling me about how awkward it was for the band. for so long the ghouls were just standing right off the side of the “stage” and just. hovering and waiting for their cue to gear up. they did one take of lachryma and the crew was SILENT no one gave anyone in the band any sort of signal so v turned to dew after the long moment of nothing and said “did we shit the bed?” but his mic was ON and it filled the whole studio. i have not stopped replaying this in my head since it was told to me. did we shit the bed. dewdrop did we shit the bed.

T shirt that says “I ❤️ getting laid” & then on the back it says “to REST” with a photo of a coffin + the name & phone number for a local cemetery. Please follow for more advertising ideas

tumblr-style performance art

i think i want a glass packer, it would give me an edge and add a lot of danger to my mundane life

dance too hard in the club and my dick flies out of my pant and shatters all over the floor

Cinderella

I think one of the gentlest things in the world is when a friend just gets your weird little brain. like you say half a sentence and they finish it. you reference something incredibly niche from seven years ago and they’re already nodding. they understand your strange vocabulary for emotions that don’t have real words yet. it’s being seen and known and still loved. maybe especially because you’re known. god. what a gift.

if i was in a time loop i’d deadass lose count after like 4 days