post thebatman stress disorder

women get one drink in them and start talking to you like a predator

Yeah I think he probably lets all his limbs go limp and just gets hauled around by his arms like a ragdoll (I tense up as the audience starts murmuring to each other and shaking their heads) I mean he has sex normally. He can access his own body during sex

i want to put dick grayson in a jar and shake him around shake shake shake

one time I told my therapist "I tend to have issues with people who think of themselves as authority figures" and she burst out laughing and then said "I think we need to pause and reflect on how you phrased that"

I mean, what, was I supposed to refer to them as if they actually are authority figures? those don't exist

i think dg would be like those older ppl who when u tell them things newer generations know like love bombing or gaslighting etc etc he'd be like: 😲 not all the way receptive but like... so there's a word for it? 🧐 n he wouldn't say maybe ..... it happened 2me. but it would clatter on his mind

the greatest minds of every generation have been on tumblr running incest blogs

Im pretty sure every single media ever is about child abuse so mark that down

i do think the headcanons/posts about damian acting like a kid only around certain people are kind of missing the point. like. yeah, sure. i see what you're trying to say about how he's more comfortable around specific people. but consider he acts like a kid around everyone, because he is a kid, but not in the "pick me up" "tie my shoes" way half the posts seem to imply. he's 10-15, depending on where in canon we are, and either way, he's self-sufficient. he's a shithead. he's saying whatever to get a reaction. he's verbose, but he'll use a big word incorrectly. he's info dumping about whatever interests him, and he doesn't care if you want to hear about it or not. he plays video games. he listens to music and stomps around. he likes to be challenged. he asks inappropriate/ill-timed questions and gets upset when things don't go his way. he's always a kid around everyone. just because he doesn't need to or want to be babied, doesn't make him any less of that.

and then Bruce DOES come back and Dick doesn't say anything. <3 he doesn't need to! he knows what he needs to know, now.