Jiak got kigjia hundur shal alnej

you never heard of milk rhythms? milk rhythms is a type of music that's supposed to make you lactate. it doesn't work but that's the idea behind it. Tongue Eater says he just likes how it sounds though.

he used to be in a band back when i knew him but i'm not sure if it's still going on because i heard the bassist get turned vegan and couldn't abide tongue eater's powerful turkey stench. they were called "curd smack". it wasnt exactly milk rhythms though but you could heard the influence.

but yeah Grackle (that the bassist) got turned vegan. kinda a bummer. nothing against vegans it's just Grackle got turned against her will. she had been seeing a hypnotist for sleep reasons but it turned out she couldnt pay so the hypnotist turned her vegan as revenge. He knew it would drive a wedge between Grackle and Tongue Eater.

anyway if you want the sandwich i'm buying. Tongue Eater gives me a discount bc i helped him out once with a paper he was working on on symmetry groups. We were in the same crystallography program in grad school. did i not mention that? well that's how I know him.