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isn't it fucked up that milfic means military fiction and not "possessing the traits of a milf"

I propose milfful

if yr not supposed 2 eat bread in bed then how come bread contains all the letters of bed (bed)

because the a and r stand for "ARe you fucking serious stop eating bread in bed"

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

(:3 っ)∋ <- seal

(:3= っ)∋ <- walrus

THIS IS WHAT GOOD PUSSY SOUNDS LIKE: [GEIGER COUNTER GOES WILD]

does anyone else feel kind of slutty refilling soap bottles

.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.

Imagine how I feel

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