Trash blog extraordinaire

PENCIL?!?

can you please make one for Ireland

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

me, quietly whispering to the ao3 page of an author who doesn’t even know I exist: I am obsessed with you

me, whispering to the ao3 page of an author who hasn’t updated anything in four years: I think about you often and I hope you’re alright

me, whispering to the ao3 page of an author who wrote one life altering banger and nothing else: I hope your pillow is cool and your skin is clear and you find money in a forgotten jeans pocket

me, whispering to every single person on this post: please leave one singular comment saying literally any of that

everyone say thank you ao3 volunteers you're the best ao3 volunteers ily ao3 volunteers

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

Red Delicious Apples

May I someday gain the same level of succinct cutting vitriol criticism as the applerankings.

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

M O R E

Happy Birthday to Vanilla Extract.