On That Country Road

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

I love vegetables SOOOOOO much but I'm the worst person to ask about vegetable recipes because I just scoff them down raw with no dressing or seasoning in a way that people with less sheer love of the game don't usually appreciate. "What's your favorite way to prepare kohlrabi?" With my teeth.

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

you’re not hopeless you’re just really really tired and in desperate need of a break and im shaking you by the shoulders and telling you that all is not hopeless but you do need to rest

I guess I just can't find it in myself to care all that much about the annual summertime leg shaving discourse this year. We've got bigger fish to fry, you know?

Can we start talking about reproductive rights again? Or the wage gap? Remember when we used to talk about the wage gap on this website? Menstrual supply costs and availability? Pink tax? Glass ceiling? Glass cliff? Literally anything else besides leg hair?