Randomly Minded

I’m all of them in different stages throughout the night

Capybara! (via ohyouresilly)

These are the best wedding photos I’ve ever seen. (via kayatheshepherd)

by i_doll

so this package showed up in the mail today (not my name or number but it does have my correct address). the numbers disconnected and we couldn’t find anything concrete on who the person is either, so me and my dad got curious and we opened it. it’s just a zip tie. and it’s already fastened. like. you can’t even use this. you can’t reopen it without cutting it. all you can do from this stage is tighten it, and there’s no going back from that. this is both extremely hilarious because of how useless it is, and also one of the most ominous things to ever arrive under mysterious circumstances. so what the fuck. is this a threat? who paid money for this? what happened here???? can a detective come help me? how do we resolve this?

Dog does not understand

RIP

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house