Oh wait also disclaimer for like all of my AUs and headcanons or little ideas, they are ALL up for grabs. Go wild, take them, make a fic or draw a comic or something. Credit would be nice, but honestly just have fun I do not mind I am throwing these things out into the void for a reason
All my writing is purely of the dsmp characters, i dont support william gold in any way
My ao3 and other socials are all @sircantus
‼️I swear my fics aren’t abandoned ok im trying here ‼️
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I really loved reading @sircantus’s Son of the Sea fic (it’s a dsmp pirate au that I’d really recommend) and for some reason my brain focused in the idea of Wilbur keeping a journal, so I decided to make as close of a replica to the journal IRL bc I wanted a fun, creative project to do. Originally, I wanted to do all the ship’s crew but I ended up losing some motivation as time went on.
Anyways, here are the journal pages. I tried to make them as realistic as I could (Full image IDs are below the cut)
FIRST ENTRY [IMAGE ID: A page in a lined journal with various water marks on it. Some of the water marks make the ink on the page run and blur. At the top in a script that resembles Old English Pub Signs, it reads Captain’s Log. The rest of the page is in cursive. Below the title is a subheading that reads: Journal of -Wilbur- -William- Wil. Both Wilbur and William are crossed out. Directly below that is a line that reads: Foxglove (Fundy). There are two Drawings. The first and largest is a man’s hand pointed downward in a relaxed position. It is hairy and has claws. Next to the drawing, in cursive, there are several notes, reading: “hairy”, “I saw him take his gloves off once”, “His nails were dark and sharp like a fox”, “is it wrong to want nails like that?” . The second drawing is of a man standing on a beam supporting a sail. His hand is on the mast. Notes surrounding him read: “Bright eyes”, “Sharp teeth like a cat”, “Surprisingly hairy”, “Used to have a coat (and shoes)”, “Amazing balance”. The rest of the page is in cursive, reading: “Wanted for: -Piracy (duh) -Theft -Treason -Destruction of Property -Incitement of Riots
Strengths: -Night Vision (eyes like a fox) -Perfect balance and Agility -Pickpocket!!! -Had a gun -Imortal?? -Claws -Stealthy (he’s so quiet…) -Amazing hearing
Weaknesses: -Gambling Addict (and bad at it) -Tubbo says he smells (they all smell they’re pirates…) -Startles Easily -Lost a fight to a seagull <confirmed”]
SECOND ENTRY [IMAGE ID: A page in a lined journal with a few water marks on it. At the top in a script that resembles Old English Pub Signs, it reads Captain’s Log. The rest of the page is in cursive. Below the title is a subheading that reads: Journal of Wil. Directly below that is a line that reads: Quackity, The only other human. Other is crossed out. There are two Drawings. The first and largest is of Quackity looking serene in a bandana and a guayabera shirt while holding a rope. The hand holding a rope has a bracelet on it. Next to the drawing, in cursive, there are two notes, reading: “always wearing a bandanna”, “likes jewelry”. The second drawing is of Quackity smiling while sitting at a table with cards in his hand. Notes surrounding him read: “scars”, “has a tattoo of wings on his back”, “cheater!!”. The rest of the page is in cursive, reading: “Wanted for: I’ve found wanted posters in 6 languages These are the crimes in English -Conspiring with Pirates -Smuggling and Bribery -Arson -Theft -Fraud
Strengths: -Has an information network -Speaks 7 languages -Conman -Pickpocket -Can cheat at cards 50 different ways -Great people skills” Great People skills is crossed out and “Manipulative” is written instead.
“Weaknesses: -Gambling Addict (is it a weakness if he always wins?) -Can’t hold his liquor -Petty -More isolated from the rest of the crew”]
THIRD ENTRY [IMAGE ID: A page in a lined journal with a few water marks on it. At the top in a script that resembles Old English Pub Signs, it reads Captain’s Log. The rest of the page is in cursive. Below the title is a subheading that reads: Journal of Wil. Directly below that is a line that reads: Tubbo, The Marksman. There are two Drawings. The first and largest is of Tubbo hanging upside down from a beam with a tricorne hat in one hand and a big smile. Halfway in his cloth belt is a gun. Next to the drawing, in cursive, there are three notes, reading: “his favorite gun, how many does he own?”, “likes climbing on the rigging”, “The hat keeps the sun off without effecting his aim”. The second drawing is of Tubbo carrying a large cannonball with a look of determination on his face. Notes surrounding him read: “strong”, “12? 13? 15? How old is he? He won’t tell me but the crew says I’m the youngest…Is he older than me???”. The rest of the page is in cursive, reading: “Wanted for: -Piracy (duh) -Theft -Arson (a lot) -Witchcraft? He said it was a science experiment -Property Damage-Looting
Strengths:-Expert Marksman -Can build and fix almost anything -So much energy! -Clever -Funny
Weaknesses: -Overly Dramatic -Distractable -Short -Fundy says he smells -Struggles with reading and writing
I really loved reading @sircantus’s Son of the Sea fic (it’s a dsmp pirate au that I’d really recommend) and for some reason my brain focused in the idea of Wilbur keeping a journal, so I decided to make as close of a replica to the journal IRL bc I wanted a fun, creative project to do. Originally, I wanted to do all the ship’s crew but I ended up losing some motivation as time went on.
Anyways, here are the journal pages. I tried to make them as realistic as I could (Full image IDs are below the cut)
FIRST ENTRY [IMAGE ID: A page in a lined journal with various water marks on it. Some of the water marks make the ink on the page run and blur. At the top in a script that resembles Old English Pub Signs, it reads Captain’s Log. The rest of the page is in cursive. Below the title is a subheading that reads: Journal of -Wilbur- -William- Wil. Both Wilbur and William are crossed out. Directly below that is a line that reads: Foxglove (Fundy). There are two Drawings. The first and largest is a man’s hand pointed downward in a relaxed position. It is hairy and has claws. Next to the drawing, in cursive, there are several notes, reading: “hairy”, “I saw him take his gloves off once”, “His nails were dark and sharp like a fox”, “is it wrong to want nails like that?” . The second drawing is of a man standing on a beam supporting a sail. His hand is on the mast. Notes surrounding him read: “Bright eyes”, “Sharp teeth like a cat”, “Surprisingly hairy”, “Used to have a coat (and shoes)”, “Amazing balance”. The rest of the page is in cursive, reading: “Wanted for: -Piracy (duh) -Theft -Treason -Destruction of Property -Incitement of Riots
Strengths: -Night Vision (eyes like a fox) -Perfect balance and Agility -Pickpocket!!! -Had a gun -Imortal?? -Claws -Stealthy (he’s so quiet…) -Amazing hearing
Weaknesses: -Gambling Addict (and bad at it) -Tubbo says he smells (they all smell they’re pirates…) -Startles Easily -Lost a fight to a seagull <confirmed”]
SECOND ENTRY [IMAGE ID: A page in a lined journal with a few water marks on it. At the top in a script that resembles Old English Pub Signs, it reads Captain’s Log. The rest of the page is in cursive. Below the title is a subheading that reads: Journal of Wil. Directly below that is a line that reads: Quackity, The only other human. Other is crossed out. There are two Drawings. The first and largest is of Quackity looking serene in a bandana and a guayabera shirt while holding a rope. The hand holding a rope has a bracelet on it. Next to the drawing, in cursive, there are two notes, reading: “always wearing a bandanna”, “likes jewelry”. The second drawing is of Quackity smiling while sitting at a table with cards in his hand. Notes surrounding him read: “scars”, “has a tattoo of wings on his back”, “cheater!!”. The rest of the page is in cursive, reading: “Wanted for: I’ve found wanted posters in 6 languages These are the crimes in English -Conspiring with Pirates -Smuggling and Bribery -Arson -Theft -Fraud
Strengths: -Has an information network -Speaks 7 languages -Conman -Pickpocket -Can cheat at cards 50 different ways -Great people skills” Great People skills is crossed out and “Manipulative” is written instead.
“Weaknesses: -Gambling Addict (is it a weakness if he always wins?) -Can’t hold his liquor -Petty -More isolated from the rest of the crew”]
THIRD ENTRY [IMAGE ID: A page in a lined journal with a few water marks on it. At the top in a script that resembles Old English Pub Signs, it reads Captain’s Log. The rest of the page is in cursive. Below the title is a subheading that reads: Journal of Wil. Directly below that is a line that reads: Tubbo, The Marksman. There are two Drawings. The first and largest is of Tubbo hanging upside down from a beam with a tricorne hat in one hand and a big smile. Halfway in his cloth belt is a gun. Next to the drawing, in cursive, there are three notes, reading: “his favorite gun, how many does he own?”, “likes climbing on the rigging”, “The hat keeps the sun off without effecting his aim”. The second drawing is of Tubbo carrying a large cannonball with a look of determination on his face. Notes surrounding him read: “strong”, “12? 13? 15? How old is he? He won’t tell me but the crew says I’m the youngest…Is he older than me???”. The rest of the page is in cursive, reading: “Wanted for: -Piracy (duh) -Theft -Arson (a lot) -Witchcraft? He said it was a science experiment -Property Damage-Looting
Strengths:-Expert Marksman -Can build and fix almost anything -So much energy! -Clever -Funny
Weaknesses: -Overly Dramatic -Distractable -Short -Fundy says he smells -Struggles with reading and writing
I really loved reading @sircantus’s Son of the Sea fic (it’s a dsmp pirate au that I’d really recommend) and for some reason my brain focused in the idea of Wilbur keeping a journal, so I decided to make as close of a replica to the journal IRL bc I wanted a fun, creative project to do. Originally, I wanted to do all the ship’s crew but I ended up losing some motivation as time went on.
Anyways, here are the journal pages. I tried to make them as realistic as I could (Full image IDs are below the cut)
FIRST ENTRY [IMAGE ID: A page in a lined journal with various water marks on it. Some of the water marks make the ink on the page run and blur. At the top in a script that resembles Old English Pub Signs, it reads Captain’s Log. The rest of the page is in cursive. Below the title is a subheading that reads: Journal of -Wilbur- -William- Wil. Both Wilbur and William are crossed out. Directly below that is a line that reads: Foxglove (Fundy). There are two Drawings. The first and largest is a man’s hand pointed downward in a relaxed position. It is hairy and has claws. Next to the drawing, in cursive, there are several notes, reading: “hairy”, “I saw him take his gloves off once”, “His nails were dark and sharp like a fox”, “is it wrong to want nails like that?” . The second drawing is of a man standing on a beam supporting a sail. His hand is on the mast. Notes surrounding him read: “Bright eyes”, “Sharp teeth like a cat”, “Surprisingly hairy”, “Used to have a coat (and shoes)”, “Amazing balance”. The rest of the page is in cursive, reading: “Wanted for: -Piracy (duh) -Theft -Treason -Destruction of Property -Incitement of Riots
Strengths: -Night Vision (eyes like a fox) -Perfect balance and Agility -Pickpocket!!! -Had a gun -Imortal?? -Claws -Stealthy (he’s so quiet…) -Amazing hearing
Weaknesses: -Gambling Addict (and bad at it) -Tubbo says he smells (they all smell they’re pirates…) -Startles Easily -Lost a fight to a seagull <confirmed”]
SECOND ENTRY [IMAGE ID: A page in a lined journal with a few water marks on it. At the top in a script that resembles Old English Pub Signs, it reads Captain’s Log. The rest of the page is in cursive. Below the title is a subheading that reads: Journal of Wil. Directly below that is a line that reads: Quackity, The only other human. Other is crossed out. There are two Drawings. The first and largest is of Quackity looking serene in a bandana and a guayabera shirt while holding a rope. The hand holding a rope has a bracelet on it. Next to the drawing, in cursive, there are two notes, reading: “always wearing a bandanna”, “likes jewelry”. The second drawing is of Quackity smiling while sitting at a table with cards in his hand. Notes surrounding him read: “scars”, “has a tattoo of wings on his back”, “cheater!!”. The rest of the page is in cursive, reading: “Wanted for: I’ve found wanted posters in 6 languages These are the crimes in English -Conspiring with Pirates -Smuggling and Bribery -Arson -Theft -Fraud
Strengths: -Has an information network -Speaks 7 languages -Conman -Pickpocket -Can cheat at cards 50 different ways -Great people skills” Great People skills is crossed out and “Manipulative” is written instead.
“Weaknesses: -Gambling Addict (is it a weakness if he always wins?) -Can’t hold his liquor -Petty -More isolated from the rest of the crew”]
THIRD ENTRY [IMAGE ID: A page in a lined journal with a few water marks on it. At the top in a script that resembles Old English Pub Signs, it reads Captain’s Log. The rest of the page is in cursive. Below the title is a subheading that reads: Journal of Wil. Directly below that is a line that reads: Tubbo, The Marksman. There are two Drawings. The first and largest is of Tubbo hanging upside down from a beam with a tricorne hat in one hand and a big smile. Halfway in his cloth belt is a gun. Next to the drawing, in cursive, there are three notes, reading: “his favorite gun, how many does he own?”, “likes climbing on the rigging”, “The hat keeps the sun off without effecting his aim”. The second drawing is of Tubbo carrying a large cannonball with a look of determination on his face. Notes surrounding him read: “strong”, “12? 13? 15? How old is he? He won’t tell me but the crew says I’m the youngest…Is he older than me???”. The rest of the page is in cursive, reading: “Wanted for: -Piracy (duh) -Theft -Arson (a lot) -Witchcraft? He said it was a science experiment -Property Damage-Looting
Strengths:-Expert Marksman -Can build and fix almost anything -So much energy! -Clever -Funny
Weaknesses: -Overly Dramatic -Distractable -Short -Fundy says he smells -Struggles with reading and writing
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I think a lot of writers might benefit from giving themselves permission to get weird with format.
Use second person, drop classic rising action and climax format, write backwards, just sit in a moment, tell all you want and refuse to show, make an entire book that’s just one run on sentence, reject tropes, use all tropes, cliche yourself to death, produce something that’s completely gibberish. Break all the rules of marketability. Become ungovernable.
It’s the middle of the night and I should be sleeping but listen. Listen. Just get weird with it. Open your soul up a little bit. Like actually don’t worry about it being palatable. I’m serious. Get weirder. Get weirder right now. I’m demanding that you get weirder right now. It’s not your responsibility to make your reader feel good. It’s your job to make art, goddamnit. Make art. Make weird art. Open up your third eye and eat an entire cheesecake.
I love how they make him pose so much he's so dynamic and fun 😭😭😭 I hope I get to the point where I can draw him as expressive as I want him to look because GAAAH
I need more color in my life. I need to paint sunflowers on the edges of my pantlegs and wear more shiny jewelry and put more stickers around my nametag for work. I need to paint my nails every color i need to have a vast collection of little keychains i rotate through so my keys are never predictable in what they’ll be connected to. I need to get more colorful shoelaces, color coordinate them with my socks. I need people to look at me and realize they could also be putting more color into their lives. I need to live in every minute i have why would i ever tone myself down when i clearly have opportunity to be more
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Im still thinking about my transformers au with human!tommy being insufferably casual with cybertronians!sbi as compared to government agents getting skittish every time one of the giant robots takes a step near them
I mean genuinely there’s got to be some instant panic to be had in the face of giant robot aliens no matter what but there’s something very funny to me about the idea of tommy having gotten so used to them that he doesn’t even get freaked out he just gets pissed off.
idea with tommy getting held at gunpoint by some government agent and oop- the car is now driving on its own. Its going at full speed wherever it wants and no you are not in control of the steering wheel. Government agent is screaming for dear life while tommy is in the passengers seat kicking at the dash being like “wilbur where are we GOING.”
Zombie apocalypse au but emduo being those guys who were waiting for the apocalypse to hit and so theyre fully decked out and treating this entire thing like a normal Tuesday vs crimeboys being the usual dirty barely-scraping-by survivors who are making it day by day with a bloody baseball bat, a lighter, and the art of running really really fast
Phil’s entirely too blunt about it and techno is also fairly honest about it but like can we maybe sugarcoat it somewhat. To make this not sound like a hostage situation. And phils like “There’s man eating zombies outside techno do you WANT to put them out there on their own-“ “NOT WHAT IM SAYING”
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Zombie apocalypse au but emduo being those guys who were waiting for the apocalypse to hit and so theyre fully decked out and treating this entire thing like a normal Tuesday vs crimeboys being the usual dirty barely-scraping-by survivors who are making it day by day with a bloody baseball bat, a lighter, and the art of running really really fast
My little brother cut his thumb open (hes fine just traumatized) and there’s something very sweet about the fact that his first instinct was to go into my room and go “im bleeding out i cut my thumb off”