Oh wait also disclaimer for like all of my AUs and headcanons or little ideas, they are ALL up for grabs. Go wild, take them, make a fic or draw a comic or something. Credit would be nice, but honestly just have fun I do not mind I am throwing these things out into the void for a reason
All my writing is purely of the dsmp characters, i dont support william gold in any way
My ao3 and other socials are all @sircantus
‼️I swear my fics aren’t abandoned ok im trying here ‼️
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Mafia type au where technoblade is one of Phil’s right hand men but he’s never been technically In the family (with wil and tommy being Phil’s biological children) and like Techno is treated similarly and kinda has a spot at the dinner table and all but one day he fucks up a mission and so Phil throws him under the bus and lets him get arrested as both a way to let him learn from his mistake and as a wakeup call to the both of them that Techno ISNT family
but then Phil immediately regrets pushing aside techno and tries to get him back only to find out that Techno got secretly transferred in jail and was given to some enemies for the purpose of ransom. Phil frantically tries to find him and fix his fuckup but the whole thing is a mess and Techno goes missing, presumably killed off due to causing too much trouble for his captors.
Phil then has to deal with grief and the angry reaction of Wilbur and Tommy finding out that Phil didnt protect Techno accordingly, and after a few harrowing months with Phil being a bit colder than usual, Techno comes back in secret to start killing off their enemies, staying hidden because he’s under the impression that Phil has pretty much turned his back on him and so he doesn’t want to confront all that but also, he’s hunting down all their enemies because EVEN IN BEING DISCARDED he’s still loyal to his family and he refuses to not do something to try and keep them safe
he gets discovered after stopping a kidnapping attempt on Tommy and he’s so shocked by the fact Phil is tearfully worrying over him being injured instead of just leaving him to bleed out that he straight up passes out from the overload of Emotions. And the blood loss but mostly the emotions
Also also techno in the aftermath being known as the favorite child because of how fiercely protective sbi become of him after getting him back home. They refuse to ever lose him like that ever again so every threat towards him is taken down with a little too much force perhaps. All of their allies technically know the reason why Techno is so favored now but it’s not something anyone should say out loud. Phil does not like being reminded of that stupid mistake he made.
Mafia type au where technoblade is one of Phil’s right hand men but he’s never been technically In the family (with wil and tommy being Phil’s biological children) and like Techno is treated similarly and kinda has a spot at the dinner table and all but one day he fucks up a mission and so Phil throws him under the bus and lets him get arrested as both a way to let him learn from his mistake and as a wakeup call to the both of them that Techno ISNT family
but then Phil immediately regrets pushing aside techno and tries to get him back only to find out that Techno got secretly transferred in jail and was given to some enemies for the purpose of ransom. Phil frantically tries to find him and fix his fuckup but the whole thing is a mess and Techno goes missing, presumably killed off due to causing too much trouble for his captors.
Phil then has to deal with grief and the angry reaction of Wilbur and Tommy finding out that Phil didnt protect Techno accordingly, and after a few harrowing months with Phil being a bit colder than usual, Techno comes back in secret to start killing off their enemies, staying hidden because he’s under the impression that Phil has pretty much turned his back on him and so he doesn’t want to confront all that but also, he’s hunting down all their enemies because EVEN IN BEING DISCARDED he’s still loyal to his family and he refuses to not do something to try and keep them safe
he gets discovered after stopping a kidnapping attempt on Tommy and he’s so shocked by the fact Phil is tearfully worrying over him being injured instead of just leaving him to bleed out that he straight up passes out from the overload of Emotions. And the blood loss but mostly the emotions
Techno also has very prominent scars from that time he escaped his captors and Phil feels so so bad about it that he basically puts Techno on house arrest for a solid few weeks to keep him safe and that does do wonders for Techno’s worries about Phil wanting him gone but also Techno does try to climb out of a window at some point because he’s going stir crazy
Wilbur eventually bargains with Phil to have Techno come along on a low risk meeting, with Wilbur serving as his protection but literally everyone in said meeting is under the impression that Techno is the protection/bodyguard because of the scary scars and resting intimidating face but actually Wilbur is the one with a gun in his coat and giving a Very Cold Look at anyone who gets a teeny bit too close to Techno and Techno keeps feeling out of place about it because usually he’d be the extra eye for Wilbur’s protection on any other meeting Before the whole Ordeal
Tommy being the youngest and smallest isnt exactly best suited for protecting Techno from threats so he instead just makes it abundantly clear that Techno has a forever spot in their home from now on. He calls him his older brother in public in front of their allies and Techno is like !! Hey! Thats not- And then Tommy steamrolls over him and lays on the Brother Treatment even harder, almost like a big glaring announcement that Technoblade is officially a part of their family, he’s officially theirs and under their name. Some people kinda glance at Phil like wait really and when Phil makes no effort to refute it theyre like oh ok thats Noted
Mafia type au where technoblade is one of Phil’s right hand men but he’s never been technically In the family (with wil and tommy being Phil’s biological children) and like Techno is treated similarly and kinda has a spot at the dinner table and all but one day he fucks up a mission and so Phil throws him under the bus and lets him get arrested as both a way to let him learn from his mistake and as a wakeup call to the both of them that Techno ISNT family
but then Phil immediately regrets pushing aside techno and tries to get him back only to find out that Techno got secretly transferred in jail and was given to some enemies for the purpose of ransom. Phil frantically tries to find him and fix his fuckup but the whole thing is a mess and Techno goes missing, presumably killed off due to causing too much trouble for his captors.
Phil then has to deal with grief and the angry reaction of Wilbur and Tommy finding out that Phil didnt protect Techno accordingly, and after a few harrowing months with Phil being a bit colder than usual, Techno comes back in secret to start killing off their enemies, staying hidden because he’s under the impression that Phil has pretty much turned his back on him and so he doesn’t want to confront all that but also, he’s hunting down all their enemies because EVEN IN BEING DISCARDED he’s still loyal to his family and he refuses to not do something to try and keep them safe
he gets discovered after stopping a kidnapping attempt on Tommy and he’s so shocked by the fact Phil is tearfully worrying over him being injured instead of just leaving him to bleed out that he straight up passes out from the overload of Emotions. And the blood loss but mostly the emotions
And also the specific detail of techno never really seeing Phil’s decision as an actual betrayal because he was the one who fucked up some mission and he was the one who assumed that his spot in the family actually meant something and its like the entire time techno is still putting his loyalty in Phils hands because Phil didn’t do anything wrong in his eyes, it was his fault for overstepping and making the mistake. He overestimated his worth. Its fine. That’s fine. His bad. If anything, good on phil for reminding them of the reality here. Its so fine. He’s so emotionally okay. He’s dealing with this in such healthy way rn. Killing all of Phil’s enemies is both an normal outlet and also his apology
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Callout post!!! sircantus doesn't really have a brother they're actually an attention seeking only child who's been LARPing having a sibling on the internet for over half a decade. Truly the lie of our generation.
How did you know…..this is crazy……we’re gonna have to cancel me over this…..
I really loved reading @sircantus’s Son of the Sea fic (it’s a dsmp pirate au that I’d really recommend) and for some reason my brain focused in the idea of Wilbur keeping a journal, so I decided to make as close of a replica to the journal IRL bc I wanted a fun, creative project to do. Originally, I wanted to do all the ship’s crew but I ended up losing some motivation as time went on.
Anyways, here are the journal pages. I tried to make them as realistic as I could (Full image IDs are below the cut)
FIRST ENTRY [IMAGE ID: A page in a lined journal with various water marks on it. Some of the water marks make the ink on the page run and blur. At the top in a script that resembles Old English Pub Signs, it reads Captain’s Log. The rest of the page is in cursive. Below the title is a subheading that reads: Journal of -Wilbur- -William- Wil. Both Wilbur and William are crossed out. Directly below that is a line that reads: Foxglove (Fundy). There are two Drawings. The first and largest is a man’s hand pointed downward in a relaxed position. It is hairy and has claws. Next to the drawing, in cursive, there are several notes, reading: “hairy”, “I saw him take his gloves off once”, “His nails were dark and sharp like a fox”, “is it wrong to want nails like that?” . The second drawing is of a man standing on a beam supporting a sail. His hand is on the mast. Notes surrounding him read: “Bright eyes”, “Sharp teeth like a cat”, “Surprisingly hairy”, “Used to have a coat (and shoes)”, “Amazing balance”. The rest of the page is in cursive, reading: “Wanted for: -Piracy (duh) -Theft -Treason -Destruction of Property -Incitement of Riots
Strengths: -Night Vision (eyes like a fox) -Perfect balance and Agility -Pickpocket!!! -Had a gun -Imortal?? -Claws -Stealthy (he’s so quiet…) -Amazing hearing
Weaknesses: -Gambling Addict (and bad at it) -Tubbo says he smells (they all smell they’re pirates…) -Startles Easily -Lost a fight to a seagull <confirmed”]
SECOND ENTRY [IMAGE ID: A page in a lined journal with a few water marks on it. At the top in a script that resembles Old English Pub Signs, it reads Captain’s Log. The rest of the page is in cursive. Below the title is a subheading that reads: Journal of Wil. Directly below that is a line that reads: Quackity, The only other human. Other is crossed out. There are two Drawings. The first and largest is of Quackity looking serene in a bandana and a guayabera shirt while holding a rope. The hand holding a rope has a bracelet on it. Next to the drawing, in cursive, there are two notes, reading: “always wearing a bandanna”, “likes jewelry”. The second drawing is of Quackity smiling while sitting at a table with cards in his hand. Notes surrounding him read: “scars”, “has a tattoo of wings on his back”, “cheater!!”. The rest of the page is in cursive, reading: “Wanted for: I’ve found wanted posters in 6 languages These are the crimes in English -Conspiring with Pirates -Smuggling and Bribery -Arson -Theft -Fraud
Strengths: -Has an information network -Speaks 7 languages -Conman -Pickpocket -Can cheat at cards 50 different ways -Great people skills” Great People skills is crossed out and “Manipulative” is written instead.
“Weaknesses: -Gambling Addict (is it a weakness if he always wins?) -Can’t hold his liquor -Petty -More isolated from the rest of the crew”]
THIRD ENTRY [IMAGE ID: A page in a lined journal with a few water marks on it. At the top in a script that resembles Old English Pub Signs, it reads Captain’s Log. The rest of the page is in cursive. Below the title is a subheading that reads: Journal of Wil. Directly below that is a line that reads: Tubbo, The Marksman. There are two Drawings. The first and largest is of Tubbo hanging upside down from a beam with a tricorne hat in one hand and a big smile. Halfway in his cloth belt is a gun. Next to the drawing, in cursive, there are three notes, reading: “his favorite gun, how many does he own?”, “likes climbing on the rigging”, “The hat keeps the sun off without effecting his aim”. The second drawing is of Tubbo carrying a large cannonball with a look of determination on his face. Notes surrounding him read: “strong”, “12? 13? 15? How old is he? He won’t tell me but the crew says I’m the youngest…Is he older than me???”. The rest of the page is in cursive, reading: “Wanted for: -Piracy (duh) -Theft -Arson (a lot) -Witchcraft? He said it was a science experiment -Property Damage-Looting
Strengths:-Expert Marksman -Can build and fix almost anything -So much energy! -Clever -Funny
Weaknesses: -Overly Dramatic -Distractable -Short -Fundy says he smells -Struggles with reading and writing
I really loved reading @sircantus’s Son of the Sea fic (it’s a dsmp pirate au that I’d really recommend) and for some reason my brain focused in the idea of Wilbur keeping a journal, so I decided to make as close of a replica to the journal IRL bc I wanted a fun, creative project to do. Originally, I wanted to do all the ship’s crew but I ended up losing some motivation as time went on.
Anyways, here are the journal pages. I tried to make them as realistic as I could (Full image IDs are below the cut)
FIRST ENTRY [IMAGE ID: A page in a lined journal with various water marks on it. Some of the water marks make the ink on the page run and blur. At the top in a script that resembles Old English Pub Signs, it reads Captain’s Log. The rest of the page is in cursive. Below the title is a subheading that reads: Journal of -Wilbur- -William- Wil. Both Wilbur and William are crossed out. Directly below that is a line that reads: Foxglove (Fundy). There are two Drawings. The first and largest is a man’s hand pointed downward in a relaxed position. It is hairy and has claws. Next to the drawing, in cursive, there are several notes, reading: “hairy”, “I saw him take his gloves off once”, “His nails were dark and sharp like a fox”, “is it wrong to want nails like that?” . The second drawing is of a man standing on a beam supporting a sail. His hand is on the mast. Notes surrounding him read: “Bright eyes”, “Sharp teeth like a cat”, “Surprisingly hairy”, “Used to have a coat (and shoes)”, “Amazing balance”. The rest of the page is in cursive, reading: “Wanted for: -Piracy (duh) -Theft -Treason -Destruction of Property -Incitement of Riots
Strengths: -Night Vision (eyes like a fox) -Perfect balance and Agility -Pickpocket!!! -Had a gun -Imortal?? -Claws -Stealthy (he’s so quiet…) -Amazing hearing
Weaknesses: -Gambling Addict (and bad at it) -Tubbo says he smells (they all smell they’re pirates…) -Startles Easily -Lost a fight to a seagull <confirmed”]
SECOND ENTRY [IMAGE ID: A page in a lined journal with a few water marks on it. At the top in a script that resembles Old English Pub Signs, it reads Captain’s Log. The rest of the page is in cursive. Below the title is a subheading that reads: Journal of Wil. Directly below that is a line that reads: Quackity, The only other human. Other is crossed out. There are two Drawings. The first and largest is of Quackity looking serene in a bandana and a guayabera shirt while holding a rope. The hand holding a rope has a bracelet on it. Next to the drawing, in cursive, there are two notes, reading: “always wearing a bandanna”, “likes jewelry”. The second drawing is of Quackity smiling while sitting at a table with cards in his hand. Notes surrounding him read: “scars”, “has a tattoo of wings on his back”, “cheater!!”. The rest of the page is in cursive, reading: “Wanted for: I’ve found wanted posters in 6 languages These are the crimes in English -Conspiring with Pirates -Smuggling and Bribery -Arson -Theft -Fraud
Strengths: -Has an information network -Speaks 7 languages -Conman -Pickpocket -Can cheat at cards 50 different ways -Great people skills” Great People skills is crossed out and “Manipulative” is written instead.
“Weaknesses: -Gambling Addict (is it a weakness if he always wins?) -Can’t hold his liquor -Petty -More isolated from the rest of the crew”]
THIRD ENTRY [IMAGE ID: A page in a lined journal with a few water marks on it. At the top in a script that resembles Old English Pub Signs, it reads Captain’s Log. The rest of the page is in cursive. Below the title is a subheading that reads: Journal of Wil. Directly below that is a line that reads: Tubbo, The Marksman. There are two Drawings. The first and largest is of Tubbo hanging upside down from a beam with a tricorne hat in one hand and a big smile. Halfway in his cloth belt is a gun. Next to the drawing, in cursive, there are three notes, reading: “his favorite gun, how many does he own?”, “likes climbing on the rigging”, “The hat keeps the sun off without effecting his aim”. The second drawing is of Tubbo carrying a large cannonball with a look of determination on his face. Notes surrounding him read: “strong”, “12? 13? 15? How old is he? He won’t tell me but the crew says I’m the youngest…Is he older than me???”. The rest of the page is in cursive, reading: “Wanted for: -Piracy (duh) -Theft -Arson (a lot) -Witchcraft? He said it was a science experiment -Property Damage-Looting
Strengths:-Expert Marksman -Can build and fix almost anything -So much energy! -Clever -Funny
Weaknesses: -Overly Dramatic -Distractable -Short -Fundy says he smells -Struggles with reading and writing
I really loved reading @sircantus’s Son of the Sea fic (it’s a dsmp pirate au that I’d really recommend) and for some reason my brain focused in the idea of Wilbur keeping a journal, so I decided to make as close of a replica to the journal IRL bc I wanted a fun, creative project to do. Originally, I wanted to do all the ship’s crew but I ended up losing some motivation as time went on.
Anyways, here are the journal pages. I tried to make them as realistic as I could (Full image IDs are below the cut)
FIRST ENTRY [IMAGE ID: A page in a lined journal with various water marks on it. Some of the water marks make the ink on the page run and blur. At the top in a script that resembles Old English Pub Signs, it reads Captain’s Log. The rest of the page is in cursive. Below the title is a subheading that reads: Journal of -Wilbur- -William- Wil. Both Wilbur and William are crossed out. Directly below that is a line that reads: Foxglove (Fundy). There are two Drawings. The first and largest is a man’s hand pointed downward in a relaxed position. It is hairy and has claws. Next to the drawing, in cursive, there are several notes, reading: “hairy”, “I saw him take his gloves off once”, “His nails were dark and sharp like a fox”, “is it wrong to want nails like that?” . The second drawing is of a man standing on a beam supporting a sail. His hand is on the mast. Notes surrounding him read: “Bright eyes”, “Sharp teeth like a cat”, “Surprisingly hairy”, “Used to have a coat (and shoes)”, “Amazing balance”. The rest of the page is in cursive, reading: “Wanted for: -Piracy (duh) -Theft -Treason -Destruction of Property -Incitement of Riots
Strengths: -Night Vision (eyes like a fox) -Perfect balance and Agility -Pickpocket!!! -Had a gun -Imortal?? -Claws -Stealthy (he’s so quiet…) -Amazing hearing
Weaknesses: -Gambling Addict (and bad at it) -Tubbo says he smells (they all smell they’re pirates…) -Startles Easily -Lost a fight to a seagull <confirmed”]
SECOND ENTRY [IMAGE ID: A page in a lined journal with a few water marks on it. At the top in a script that resembles Old English Pub Signs, it reads Captain’s Log. The rest of the page is in cursive. Below the title is a subheading that reads: Journal of Wil. Directly below that is a line that reads: Quackity, The only other human. Other is crossed out. There are two Drawings. The first and largest is of Quackity looking serene in a bandana and a guayabera shirt while holding a rope. The hand holding a rope has a bracelet on it. Next to the drawing, in cursive, there are two notes, reading: “always wearing a bandanna”, “likes jewelry”. The second drawing is of Quackity smiling while sitting at a table with cards in his hand. Notes surrounding him read: “scars”, “has a tattoo of wings on his back”, “cheater!!”. The rest of the page is in cursive, reading: “Wanted for: I’ve found wanted posters in 6 languages These are the crimes in English -Conspiring with Pirates -Smuggling and Bribery -Arson -Theft -Fraud
Strengths: -Has an information network -Speaks 7 languages -Conman -Pickpocket -Can cheat at cards 50 different ways -Great people skills” Great People skills is crossed out and “Manipulative” is written instead.
“Weaknesses: -Gambling Addict (is it a weakness if he always wins?) -Can’t hold his liquor -Petty -More isolated from the rest of the crew”]
THIRD ENTRY [IMAGE ID: A page in a lined journal with a few water marks on it. At the top in a script that resembles Old English Pub Signs, it reads Captain’s Log. The rest of the page is in cursive. Below the title is a subheading that reads: Journal of Wil. Directly below that is a line that reads: Tubbo, The Marksman. There are two Drawings. The first and largest is of Tubbo hanging upside down from a beam with a tricorne hat in one hand and a big smile. Halfway in his cloth belt is a gun. Next to the drawing, in cursive, there are three notes, reading: “his favorite gun, how many does he own?”, “likes climbing on the rigging”, “The hat keeps the sun off without effecting his aim”. The second drawing is of Tubbo carrying a large cannonball with a look of determination on his face. Notes surrounding him read: “strong”, “12? 13? 15? How old is he? He won’t tell me but the crew says I’m the youngest…Is he older than me???”. The rest of the page is in cursive, reading: “Wanted for: -Piracy (duh) -Theft -Arson (a lot) -Witchcraft? He said it was a science experiment -Property Damage-Looting
Strengths:-Expert Marksman -Can build and fix almost anything -So much energy! -Clever -Funny
Weaknesses: -Overly Dramatic -Distractable -Short -Fundy says he smells -Struggles with reading and writing
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I think a lot of writers might benefit from giving themselves permission to get weird with format.
Use second person, drop classic rising action and climax format, write backwards, just sit in a moment, tell all you want and refuse to show, make an entire book that’s just one run on sentence, reject tropes, use all tropes, cliche yourself to death, produce something that’s completely gibberish. Break all the rules of marketability. Become ungovernable.
It’s the middle of the night and I should be sleeping but listen. Listen. Just get weird with it. Open your soul up a little bit. Like actually don’t worry about it being palatable. I’m serious. Get weirder. Get weirder right now. I’m demanding that you get weirder right now. It’s not your responsibility to make your reader feel good. It’s your job to make art, goddamnit. Make art. Make weird art. Open up your third eye and eat an entire cheesecake.
I love how they make him pose so much he's so dynamic and fun 😭😭😭 I hope I get to the point where I can draw him as expressive as I want him to look because GAAAH
I need more color in my life. I need to paint sunflowers on the edges of my pantlegs and wear more shiny jewelry and put more stickers around my nametag for work. I need to paint my nails every color i need to have a vast collection of little keychains i rotate through so my keys are never predictable in what they’ll be connected to. I need to get more colorful shoelaces, color coordinate them with my socks. I need people to look at me and realize they could also be putting more color into their lives. I need to live in every minute i have why would i ever tone myself down when i clearly have opportunity to be more
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