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@sircantus
Oh wait also disclaimer for like all of my AUs and headcanons or little ideas, they are ALL up for grabs. Go wild, take them, make a fic or draw a comic or something. Credit would be nice, but honestly just have fun I do not mind I am throwing these things out into the void for a reason
All my writing is purely of the dsmp characters, i dont support william gold in any way
My ao3 and other socials are all @sircantus
âźď¸I swear my fics arenât abandoned ok im trying here âźď¸
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Im genuinely considering deleting the chapter and then reposting it with the better edited version. My only falter is just the comments. Im so fond of yalls comments. Maybe i can just edit the existing chapter, split the new edited chapter down the middle, because i am planning to add quite a bit, and then post the second half as a new chapter to give a proper notification to my readers so everyone knows theres new bits to read. That seems sound. Perhaps.
Also i keep being in the mood to write one shots. Thats a terrifying mood to be in none of these aus are ever one shots theyre just trying to tempt me
But also like. Ooooh writing a singular specific scene oooooh
Also i keep being in the mood to write one shots. Thats a terrifying mood to be in none of these aus are ever one shots theyre just trying to tempt me
Theres a specific chapter of one of my fics that keeps haunting me because like i know the writing is decent its fine but its sooo half assed in my mind and i know it so ive been avoiding looking at it for months now but i have gathered courage. And im gonna edit that chapter now. So that i can sleep at night. And also continue the actual plot without cringing. Im so brave. I am so strong. I am not afraid of my own writing. I can do this yes i can
If you notice edits to your favorite fic no you didnt that was always like that
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Theres a specific chapter of one of my fics that keeps haunting me because like i know the writing is decent its fine but its sooo half assed in my mind and i know it so ive been avoiding looking at it for months now but i have gathered courage. And im gonna edit that chapter now. So that i can sleep at night. And also continue the actual plot without cringing. Im so brave. I am so strong. I am not afraid of my own writing. I can do this yes i can
Sighhhh i keep being kept awake by. this.
Mafia type au where technoblade is one of Philâs right hand men but heâs never been technically In the family (with wil and tommy being Philâs biological children) and like Techno is treated similarly and kinda has a spot at the dinner table and all but one day he fucks up a mission and so Phil throws him under the bus and lets him get arrested as both a way to let him learn from his mistake and as a wakeup call to the both of them that Techno ISNT family
but then Phil immediately regrets pushing aside techno and tries to get him back only to find out that Techno got secretly transferred in jail and was given to some enemies for the purpose of ransom. Phil frantically tries to find him and fix his fuckup but the whole thing is a mess and Techno goes missing, presumably killed off due to causing too much trouble for his captors.
Phil then has to deal with grief and the angry reaction of Wilbur and Tommy finding out that Phil didnt protect Techno accordingly, and after a few harrowing months with Phil being a bit colder than usual, Techno comes back in secret to start killing off their enemies, staying hidden because heâs under the impression that Phil has pretty much turned his back on him and so he doesnât want to confront all that but also, heâs hunting down all their enemies because EVEN IN BEING DISCARDED heâs still loyal to his family and he refuses to not do something to try and keep them safe
he gets discovered after stopping a kidnapping attempt on Tommy and heâs so shocked by the fact Phil is tearfully worrying over him being injured instead of just leaving him to bleed out that he straight up passes out from the overload of Emotions. And the blood loss but mostly the emotions
Also also techno in the aftermath being known as the favorite child because of how fiercely protective sbi become of him after getting him back home. They refuse to ever lose him like that ever again so every threat towards him is taken down with a little too much force perhaps. All of their allies technically know the reason why Techno is so favored now but itâs not something anyone should say out loud. Phil does not like being reminded of that stupid mistake he made.
Technos comeback be crazyyy he went from being the favorite employee to Employee Of The Month (wilbur probably made a stupid certificate at some point for shits and giggles) to FIRED and DISOWNED (jail) to dearly missed (presumed dead) and then to Favorite Child (doted on due to not actually being dead)
Sighhhh i keep being kept awake by. this.
Mafia type au where technoblade is one of Philâs right hand men but heâs never been technically In the family (with wil and tommy being Philâs biological children) and like Techno is treated similarly and kinda has a spot at the dinner table and all but one day he fucks up a mission and so Phil throws him under the bus and lets him get arrested as both a way to let him learn from his mistake and as a wakeup call to the both of them that Techno ISNT family
but then Phil immediately regrets pushing aside techno and tries to get him back only to find out that Techno got secretly transferred in jail and was given to some enemies for the purpose of ransom. Phil frantically tries to find him and fix his fuckup but the whole thing is a mess and Techno goes missing, presumably killed off due to causing too much trouble for his captors.
Phil then has to deal with grief and the angry reaction of Wilbur and Tommy finding out that Phil didnt protect Techno accordingly, and after a few harrowing months with Phil being a bit colder than usual, Techno comes back in secret to start killing off their enemies, staying hidden because heâs under the impression that Phil has pretty much turned his back on him and so he doesnât want to confront all that but also, heâs hunting down all their enemies because EVEN IN BEING DISCARDED heâs still loyal to his family and he refuses to not do something to try and keep them safe
he gets discovered after stopping a kidnapping attempt on Tommy and heâs so shocked by the fact Phil is tearfully worrying over him being injured instead of just leaving him to bleed out that he straight up passes out from the overload of Emotions. And the blood loss but mostly the emotions
Also also techno in the aftermath being known as the favorite child because of how fiercely protective sbi become of him after getting him back home. They refuse to ever lose him like that ever again so every threat towards him is taken down with a little too much force perhaps. All of their allies technically know the reason why Techno is so favored now but itâs not something anyone should say out loud. Phil does not like being reminded of that stupid mistake he made.
Sighhhh i keep being kept awake by. this.
Mafia type au where technoblade is one of Philâs right hand men but heâs never been technically In the family (with wil and tommy being Philâs biological children) and like Techno is treated similarly and kinda has a spot at the dinner table and all but one day he fucks up a mission and so Phil throws him under the bus and lets him get arrested as both a way to let him learn from his mistake and as a wakeup call to the both of them that Techno ISNT family
but then Phil immediately regrets pushing aside techno and tries to get him back only to find out that Techno got secretly transferred in jail and was given to some enemies for the purpose of ransom. Phil frantically tries to find him and fix his fuckup but the whole thing is a mess and Techno goes missing, presumably killed off due to causing too much trouble for his captors.
Phil then has to deal with grief and the angry reaction of Wilbur and Tommy finding out that Phil didnt protect Techno accordingly, and after a few harrowing months with Phil being a bit colder than usual, Techno comes back in secret to start killing off their enemies, staying hidden because heâs under the impression that Phil has pretty much turned his back on him and so he doesnât want to confront all that but also, heâs hunting down all their enemies because EVEN IN BEING DISCARDED heâs still loyal to his family and he refuses to not do something to try and keep them safe
he gets discovered after stopping a kidnapping attempt on Tommy and heâs so shocked by the fact Phil is tearfully worrying over him being injured instead of just leaving him to bleed out that he straight up passes out from the overload of Emotions. And the blood loss but mostly the emotions
Techno also has very prominent scars from that time he escaped his captors and Phil feels so so bad about it that he basically puts Techno on house arrest for a solid few weeks to keep him safe and that does do wonders for Technoâs worries about Phil wanting him gone but also Techno does try to climb out of a window at some point because heâs going stir crazy
Wilbur eventually bargains with Phil to have Techno come along on a low risk meeting, with Wilbur serving as his protection but literally everyone in said meeting is under the impression that Techno is the protection/bodyguard because of the scary scars and resting intimidating face but actually Wilbur is the one with a gun in his coat and giving a Very Cold Look at anyone who gets a teeny bit too close to Techno and Techno keeps feeling out of place about it because usually heâd be the extra eye for Wilburâs protection on any other meeting Before the whole Ordeal
Tommy being the youngest and smallest isnt exactly best suited for protecting Techno from threats so he instead just makes it abundantly clear that Techno has a forever spot in their home from now on. He calls him his older brother in public in front of their allies and Techno is like !! Hey! Thats not- And then Tommy steamrolls over him and lays on the Brother Treatment even harder, almost like a big glaring announcement that Technoblade is officially a part of their family, heâs officially theirs and under their name. Some people kinda glance at Phil like wait really and when Phil makes no effort to refute it theyre like oh ok thats Noted
Sighhhh i keep being kept awake by. this.
Mafia type au where technoblade is one of Philâs right hand men but heâs never been technically In the family (with wil and tommy being Philâs biological children) and like Techno is treated similarly and kinda has a spot at the dinner table and all but one day he fucks up a mission and so Phil throws him under the bus and lets him get arrested as both a way to let him learn from his mistake and as a wakeup call to the both of them that Techno ISNT family
but then Phil immediately regrets pushing aside techno and tries to get him back only to find out that Techno got secretly transferred in jail and was given to some enemies for the purpose of ransom. Phil frantically tries to find him and fix his fuckup but the whole thing is a mess and Techno goes missing, presumably killed off due to causing too much trouble for his captors.
Phil then has to deal with grief and the angry reaction of Wilbur and Tommy finding out that Phil didnt protect Techno accordingly, and after a few harrowing months with Phil being a bit colder than usual, Techno comes back in secret to start killing off their enemies, staying hidden because heâs under the impression that Phil has pretty much turned his back on him and so he doesnât want to confront all that but also, heâs hunting down all their enemies because EVEN IN BEING DISCARDED heâs still loyal to his family and he refuses to not do something to try and keep them safe
he gets discovered after stopping a kidnapping attempt on Tommy and heâs so shocked by the fact Phil is tearfully worrying over him being injured instead of just leaving him to bleed out that he straight up passes out from the overload of Emotions. And the blood loss but mostly the emotions
And also the specific detail of techno never really seeing Philâs decision as an actual betrayal because he was the one who fucked up some mission and he was the one who assumed that his spot in the family actually meant something and its like the entire time techno is still putting his loyalty in Phils hands because Phil didnât do anything wrong in his eyes, it was his fault for overstepping and making the mistake. He overestimated his worth. Its fine. Thatâs fine. His bad. If anything, good on phil for reminding them of the reality here. Its so fine. Heâs so emotionally okay. Heâs dealing with this in such healthy way rn. Killing all of Philâs enemies is both an normal outlet and also his apology
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My sibling and I are running around the house screaming in fear from a horsefly and all i can think of is the cricket fic đ
God i still have nightmares of that fuckass cricket in my closet ouhhg
Callout post!!! sircantus doesn't really have a brother they're actually an attention seeking only child who's been LARPing having a sibling on the internet for over half a decade. Truly the lie of our generation.
How did you knowâŚ..this is crazyâŚâŚweâre gonna have to cancel me over thisâŚ..
I really loved reading @sircantusâs Son of the Sea fic (itâs a dsmp pirate au that Iâd really recommend) and for some reason my brain focused in the idea of Wilbur keeping a journal, so I decided to make as close of a replica to the journal IRL bc I wanted a fun, creative project to do. Originally, I wanted to do all the shipâs crew but I ended up losing some motivation as time went on. Anyways, here are the journal pages. I tried to make them as realistic as I could (Full image IDs are below the cut)
I really loved reading @sircantusâs Son of the Sea fic (itâs a dsmp pirate au that Iâd really recommend) and for some reason my brain focused in the idea of Wilbur keeping a journal, so I decided to make as close of a replica to the journal IRL bc I wanted a fun, creative project to do. Originally, I wanted to do all the shipâs crew but I ended up losing some motivation as time went on. Anyways, here are the journal pages. I tried to make them as realistic as I could (Full image IDs are below the cut)
I really loved reading @sircantusâs Son of the Sea fic (itâs a dsmp pirate au that Iâd really recommend) and for some reason my brain focused in the idea of Wilbur keeping a journal, so I decided to make as close of a replica to the journal IRL bc I wanted a fun, creative project to do. Originally, I wanted to do all the shipâs crew but I ended up losing some motivation as time went on. Anyways, here are the journal pages. I tried to make them as realistic as I could (Full image IDs are below the cut)
WHAT THE HELL THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL?????
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dsmp is still deep in my bones and she will never leave me
I think a lot of writers might benefit from giving themselves permission to get weird with format.
Use second person, drop classic rising action and climax format, write backwards, just sit in a moment, tell all you want and refuse to show, make an entire book thatâs just one run on sentence, reject tropes, use all tropes, cliche yourself to death, produce something thatâs completely gibberish. Break all the rules of marketability. Become ungovernable.
Write a story that just takes place inside one pathetic little personâs head. Do it. Itâs enrichment in your enclosure.
Do the writerâs equivalent of playing with finger paints. Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it
Itâs the middle of the night and I should be sleeping but listen. Listen. Just get weird with it. Open your soul up a little bit. Like actually donât worry about it being palatable. Iâm serious. Get weirder. Get weirder right now. Iâm demanding that you get weirder right now. Itâs not your responsibility to make your reader feel good. Itâs your job to make art, goddamnit. Make art. Make weird art. Open up your third eye and eat an entire cheesecake.
