Namaste

A Love for Ignorance

me after ants find me asleep at the picnic

English added by me :)

parenting commitment level 3000

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

I think you COULD make a good movie out of the odyssey but would need to engage w the fact that it's a work which veers back and forth between fantasy and realism; that it's a story told out of chronogical order; and also that it is a Trickster Hero story first and foremost. It is perhaps best done as a comedy but with the occasional shocking swerve into graphic violence.

Movie opens with Odysseus inside Charybdis, whirling around and around clinging to a tiny raft and screaming. *Freeze frame* yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

4000cc breast implants :)

"She did feel it. A dark hand had let go its lifelong hold upon her heart. But she did not feel joy, as she had in the mountains. She put her head down in her arms and cried, and her cheeks were salt and wet. She cried for the waste of her years in bondage to a useless evil. She wept in pain, because she was free." - The Tombs of Atuan, Ursula K. Le Guin

are you telling me that they couldn’t finagle a real-enough-looking cast that you could just unclasp at intermission and reuse for every show

he’s sitting in his discomfort and interrogating whether his actions were worth the consequences… a great many of u could take notes

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

Oh GOD lmao he didn't actually like it either