Broadway Melody of 1984 @johnbitchsociety - Tumblr Blog

You want to have sex? You mean the thing that killed Nelson Rockefeller?

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captcutshaw

Deep Throat and Woodward meeting in the parking garage

the-mad-prince-of-denmark

Dog Day Afternoon, 1975, dir. Sidney Lumet

epicsause-official

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

#sent to me

tess-mercer

when is the presidential fandom gonna shape up

tess-mercer

good to know some heroes doubled the tag in the past couple years

tess-mercer

only ten additions in the past two years, and they’re mostly just cameo appearances. gotta say i’m at a loss. america used to stand for something and now its nothing ig

tess-mercer

happy 250 america

#I’ve been paged!#sent to me

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ashenmind

good lord this thing is useless

fishmech

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

dragongirltongue

Happy horse on mars day

poolboydivision

x

thethirdromana

The worst types of cookbook:

The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.

The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...

The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.

The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).

The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!

The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...

The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).

The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.

thethirdromana

#the overachiever: make this very time consuming ingredient from scratch even though it'll end up tasting worse than store bought

Amen to this @akasanata. "Now make your puff pastry from scratch". How about no❤️

cryptotheism

what do you think killed jack parsons?

Jack Parsons. His hobby was making bombs in his garage.

cryptotheism

Bro bragged about mixing nitroglycerin with a fork and an old folgers coffee can. His rocket propulsion team was nicknamed "The Suicide Squad" because of their proclivity for blowing out the windows of the science building.

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wizardsisananimal

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

johnbitchsociety

#shameless self reblog

leonardcohenofficial

how do they all have the same face

officeshelpdesk

由于中国世纪已经到来，我现在只会用（可能写得不太好的）简化汉语来发帖。

officeshelpdesk

有一天，我们都会回首往事，大笑起来，不过，我们会以一种明显的中国方式大笑。

officeshelpdesk

当有人谋杀“South African Pedophile Hitler”时，我会回去用英语发帖

discord-the-app-offical

No clue what you’re saying but right on brother

#sent to me

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hiveswap

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

hiveswap

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

hiveswap

The thing is that this guy almost certainly has normal songs too because david bowie was apparently inspired by him a lot. But i'm scared to check it out after this

hiveswap

Oh GOD lmao he didn't actually like it either

#HOLY SHIT.#Fuck when I turned on the song I started laughing so hard that my jaw hurts now.#sent to me

punkrock-bottom

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

#Possession (1981)#sent to me

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