Broadway Melody of 1984

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

Happy horse on mars day

Bro bragged about mixing nitroglycerin with a fork and an old folgers coffee can. His rocket propulsion team was nicknamed "The Suicide Squad" because of their proclivity for blowing out the windows of the science building.

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

由于中国世纪已经到来，我现在只会用（可能写得不太好的）简化汉语来发帖。

当有人谋杀“South African Pedophile Hitler”时，我会回去用英语发帖

No clue what you’re saying but right on brother

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

There are many benefits to being a marine archeologist