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Hey if you're coming to Washington DC for the Fourth of July: don't
We're having our turn in the heat wave and reports from the National Mall are brutal already this week. That screenshot is today's forecast (courtesy of the Capital Weather Gang) and tomorrow and Saturday are confidently going to be worse than this is.
The national Mall has no shade on the grass and you will be exposed to the sun constantly while also experiencing extremely high humidity. You will not be allowed a bag over a certain size to enter the mall and it has to be clear. You cannot have an insulated water bottle, it has to be clear. Reports are that there are two entrances to the area so you'll have to wait in line to even get in. I cannot find a number on how many cooling stations there are, except that it's "few" to "none" depending on what accounts I read online. Vendors are allegedly charging more than the posted prices and seem to be unprepared for actual crowds - these are the official vendors not the scam food trucks that park all around the edges of the mall. And that's the extent of the planning done because it was not a priority to make sure attendees don't pass out.
My local friends and I have reached a consensus that tourists are going to get extremely sick and none of us know what the EMT response or planning is on the mall this year. People are going to die.
Please stay out of this. It's not worth your health. Get your relatives and family to stop. I can give you recs for so many DC museums and things to do if you want to make the most of your trip. Any other local can too.
A good day for Trump supporters to get a heat stroke
I cannot convey to you how much I do not want literal goddamn children to die. Also frankly, how I do not our local emts to have to watch any tourists die on their watch.
There is historically an assumption that attendees will have access to planned amenities. It's not in place this year of all years. There is a very real risk here and I'm trying to warn people, because people simply don't know how awful this is about to be.
Get fucked. This is very clearly a post trying to help people instead of rubbing my hands in glee.
I'm gonna be honest for a second. I cant believe people still care about Taylor swift.
This CANNOT be left in the tags you came with RECEIPTS
so the 2026 temperatures surpass the 2050 (!) forecast now - not just in france - and the atlantic hits a breaking point btw
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If youâre pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little
Iâm still proud of this post. Itâs evergreen
reminding everyone to wear sunscreen because the sun is a deadly laser: đđ
having to spend 10 minutes slathering yourself in grease just to safely be outside in the sun for 20 minutes. because the sun is a deadly laser: đđ
there is no greater joy on this earth than Making Lists, Categorizing, & Sorting
oh do I have the game for you
I could . not. put. this down for 48 hours - stayed up too late, had weird dreams about it, woke up early, and played it while I was supposed to be doing other things. the last several dozen items took a lot of googling, which I do not even begrudge it.
and then. My partner started it. And the SAME THING happened to him.
surprisingly compelling. start when you have free time. like, yanno, a snow day.
oh my god, if you are the kind of person who gets sucked into logic puzzles, do not click that link if you have to do anything/go to sleep in the next couple hours
I was disappointed there weren't more levels, so I made them! The creator's code was under CC Share Alike, so I moved a copy to my website, rustled up 40 new categories, and added buttons so you can generate smaller puzzles!
Check it out! More levels!
^^My spinoff version now has 100 total categories! Generate puzzles to your heart's content!
thereâs like a thesis paper to be written about MDZSâs representation of righteousness/justice(/vengeance) vs. injustice and order vs. chaos (as manifested primarily in social structures) and how those axes intersect but are not parallel, despite what many characters thinkâŚbut all my brain can conjure is,
Jin Guangyao: Chaos is a ladder. *cute dimpled smile* But donât worry, because Iâve got my thumb on all the ordered structures now, too, so everything will be okay. *even cuter dimpled smile*
Nie Huaisang: HmmâŚ
Nie Huaisang: *resurrects causes to be resurrected the most concentrated force of not just righteousness but chaos that any of them have ever known* Start climbing, bitch

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I feel like Cloud Recesses era Jiang Cheng is deeply relatable to everyone who has ever been fifteen suffering through their bffâs obsessive crush on a mediocre dude who doesnât even seem to like them back. Obviously as a viewer I love Lan Wangji and his anguish over his gremlinsexuality, but if any of my friends in highschool had crushed on a hall monitor who actually got us in trouble I would have staged an intervention and then preemptively banned their prospective beau from our lunch spot.
i do enjoy in survival-esque escape-type movies when someone gets hurt and someone else is like âi can help, donât worry iâm a doctor.â like. theyâre probably not lying, but they totally could be
just once i want the villain in the movie to be revealed as the person in the group who said they were a doctor and everyone had just taken them at their word because why the fuck would you lie about that
i canât believe all the bad luck and injuries that have befallen our little group. good thing we have Dr. Hedical Halpractice with us
now THIS is a concept!
Also, cannot stress enough that Dr. Hedical Halpractice does NOT have some sort of doctorate in an unaffiliated field like a fun switcheroo, he just LOVES lying and is a HUGE asshole
okay!
Dr. Halpractice is gonna rearrange your guts⌠One way or another.
Nie Huaisangâs outfits appreciation post
After the terrible loss of our second best dressed cultivator and fashion icon Nie Mingjue, the cultivation world now lacks one of itâs pillars. But little did they know, our fashion king had a disciple, someone capable of honoring his legacy in many ways.
While we all grief, a new icon rises.
And Iâm here to prove that Nie Huaisang deserves his late brotherâs title not only because Mingjueâs no longer serving looks -may his fashionable soul rest in peace-, but because Huaisang has always been a stylish icon on his own.
I mean, this look right here is enough proof:
 Huaisang has quite a lot of robes, and they are all so different, I decided to compile them chronologically:
1. the âassigned fashionable at birthâone
Look at this small bean with his cream-colored robes. Whoever chose this color for him did a great job, though itâs a bit weird that they looked at baby Mingjue and went âall youâll wear is dark gray from now onâ and then Huaisang was born and âcream it is!â And we donât really see anybody else from the Nie sect wearing this color, I wonder if it has anything to do with Huaisangâs mom, or if itâs just for the dark\light color contrast, the two young masters canât possibly wear the same colors, it would ruin the aesthetic.
 It looks just like his main-possibly-stay-at-home-robes, like he just really loved this especific set and had a lot of other robes that looked just the same growing up.
Really small, really cute, makes you want to carry him around saying: look at my baby, heâs so stylish!
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MDZS/CQL previous generation, a.k.a. the Bad Parenting Olympics.
To be scored on such diverse metrics as:
Cruelty
Unfairness
Inflexibility
Indifference
Dumbassery
Bad Circumstances
Being a Terrible Person Outside of Parenting
Evidence of Results
Okay, taking a weighted average with a weight of 2 to Cruelty, Indifference, and Evidence of Results, a weight of -1 to Bad Circumstances, and 1 to everything else; out of 10 with a few certain persons getting an 11 in certain areas because theyâre just that bad, my Bad Parent Ranking is:
Jin Guangshan, 9.89
Wen Ruohan, 8.44 (Note this is CQL Wen Ruohan, where he was effectively WQ and WNâs foster father; novel Wen Ruohan we donât have enough data on, really)
Qingheng-Jun, 8.17 (Note this is even with giving him no score for âBeing a Terrible Personâ, because we donât actually KNOW that for CERTAIN; he scores very high in inflexibility, indifference, and dumbassery, and was missing several scores that might have pulled his average down if heâd shown up for them)
Madam and Master Mo, 7.78
Yu Ziyuan, 5.67
Jiang Fengmian, 5.56
Madam Jin, 5.56 (Sheâs harder to rank because her relationship to JGSâs bastards is hard to define; she certainly doesnât want anything to do with them, but socially speaking she is granted maternal authority over any acknowledged bastard, soâŚ)
Lan Qiren, 5.33
Nie Parents, 4.33 (Very little data here)
Madam Lan, 2.00 (Numerous blank fields)
Cangse Sanren and Wei Changze, 1.17 (Almost entirely due to inadequate contingency plans for their kid if they get killed in their dangerous profession)
Feel free to disagree! Let me see if I can get the full assessment table inâŚ
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For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

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âŚâŚ.AU where instead of Wen Qing being thrown in jail after harboring the Jiang Siblings and performing questionable magical surgeries, Wen Chao just decides to be that much more extra and throws her in the Burial Mounds too. Forging a tight bond through steel, shared trauma, and implied cannibalism, together, they found their own flavor of demonic cultivation. But more a la the novel, where itâs new and being made up as they go along, utilizing her brilliance in medicine and his brilliance with talismans and their shared cultivational ingenuity.
The Sunshot Campaign isâŚvery short.
teen lan wangji is boring as shit & all other kids avoid him like the plague except instead of being all anguished pariah about it he's just like good fucking riddance đ and goes to do more activities that would put the average 15 yr old to sleep in 0.4 seconds. autistic bitch of all time.
wangxian is so funny for this too like imagine if you wanted to hang out with the super fun popular kid who gets invited to everyone's parties and has a snapchat streak w all your classmates & he's like sorry i can't i have to obsess over the anthropomorphic personification of the rulebook
They are adhd/autism solidarity and WWXâs hyperfixation is LWJ.
(LWJâs special interest was the rules but now WWX is inching into his brain and he doesnât want a second special interest, no no no, and definitely not HIM but you try telling a brain what to do.)