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the point of fanfiction is to write something so self indulgent that nobody else has thought of it before or cares

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

Hot take: there is no valid reason that official government ID should have either a sec or gender marker on it. First name, last name, dob + up to date image will suffice. Address, if relevant.

Y'all know it's crucial to paramedics, right?

I'm always confused by why people seem to think that there is some sort of Penis Emergency that will kill you if paramedics perform the Vagina Procedure on your fully clothed body.

Hospital spoilers btw: blood isn't sorted by sex, it's sorted by type. The sex of the blood donor doesn't factor in at all when receiving a transfusion, and you will not be harmed by receiving blood from a donor whose sex is different than yours. Saying this because it's another misconception that I've heard.

if you're unconscious at the hospital and they need to operate and insert a catheter in your urethra, don't worry! they'll figure out if you have a penis or a vagina without having to look at a laminated card in your wallet

And if you have ambiguous or surgically modified genitals, they'll find your urethra anyway!

the trans male experience is being afraid that if you wash your hands in a public men's restroom you will be clocked

one time I went in the men's room at a bar, got clocked and told I needed to leave so later I walked up to that dude at a table with some chick and announced to her that He Doesn't Wash His Hands After Handling His Dick and walked away

you are quite literally braver than any U.S. marine

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

thanks for ruining my post jackass

(￣^￣ﾒ)＼✿ "Fine, I'ma keep ya damn flower.“  

It is really embarrassing that I stop eating when I get stressed. Like a snake or a fancy fish. My body senses I’m struggling and it is like “You know what would make you feel worse? Low blood sugar. Food repulses you now. Starve and die or spend 45 minutes trying to make yourself eat a bagel.” This especially sucks because I have severe social anxiety so I’ll be out to dinner with friends fighting for my life trying to look like I’m enjoying the meal. Or annoy everybody by just ordering a water.

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case

“it’s not that deep” it’s not that shallow. now what

gonna start saying "this is setting men back 10 years" whenever some guy says some dumb shit

"this is really gonna hurt the male community"