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Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).
Iβm sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.
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it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible
and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring
Ritual (2000) Hideaki Anno
Itβs just a short blurb before the Dr. Lokken interaction in chapter 8 but I liked the implication of how much time they spent together probably like this- Β
My favorite joke in Metalocalypse is how as the show goes on it becomes increasingly obvious theyβre naming characters with the sole purpose of torturing Mark Hamill.
Itβs been almost two years since I posted this but hereβs a list of the official spelling of every character he introduces here:
Dr. Gibbitz
Dr. Amon Skagerakk Fredrickshaven
Dr. Donald Gorthian
Ronald Von Momnaldberg
Dr. Natasha Nesciantskidovich
Vicenzo de Alimamala Corningston IIIΒ
Professor Jerry Gustav Mangledink
Horace Marmingblat Wimplestein, Jr.
Dr. Chazz Fazzledopenhoffer
Vater Oorlag
Dr. Milminaman-lanilim-swinwamly
Dr. Gibbitz again (but for some reason itβs spelled βGibbetzβ in the season 2 subtitles)
Melmord Fjordslorn
Dr. Ralphus Galkinsmelter
Dr. Amomolith Chesterfield
Wilmore Unduntingiminen
Dr. Ninmiltrid Fmiltindryden
Dr. Imptnin Pmiltson
Dr. Tormindbind Mickmildididindnin
Dr. Krumpworth Chponglasia IV, Jr.
Dr. Borgermu Barret SwingdworthΒ
Dr. Richard Reinhold Rnawighiwowpj
Captain Slufgyflaysid
Dr. Bartholomew Grahsrihajul
Dr. Alsajahb FifborgiltkΒ
Dr. Fsmilejera IrlelwollΒ
Dr. Commander Vernmim Chuntspinkton
Like I just love how you can pinpoint βNinmiltrid Fmiltindrydenβ as the exact moment the joke went from making Mark Hamill say funny but still vaguely name-shaped words to forcing that poor man to pronounce straight up keysmashes out loud.

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Today at work a couple of apprentices were rotating rows of solar panels and unwittingly turned one row directly into a couple of metal posts that had been driven into the ground, shattering two panels.
And on the one hand I feel really bad for them, because they were clearly really upset and they kept apologizing even though it wasn't really their fault. (Who the fuck puts metal posts underneath a rotating solar panel?!)
On the other hand, I kind of can't stop laughing. They were so distraught! God, what must have gone through their minds when they heard the first crunch. This is SUCH a classic apprentice scenario, everyone in the trades has been there. Congrats on your rite of passage kiddos, you're gonna be telling this story to your apprentices one day
POV: You're about to have a really unfortunate conversation with your foreman
Reading the manga Yani Neko (official English title: Chainsmoking Catgirl).
It's about a young (cat)girlfailure, with a trash filled apartment and crippling addiction to nicotine. "Yani" originally meant tree resin, but is also used to translate "tar" as in tobacco residue, so it's in all the compounds for like, nicotine addicts, nicotine withdrawal shakes, etc. A lot of silly, somewhat bleak, grossout humor. Some of it predicated on the fact that despite her gross habits and life, Yani gets away with a lot because she's cute with a "smoking" body. If it featured her friends or younger sister more it would almost a parody of the cute girls doing cute things (CGDCT) manga.
The part that made me want to post about it though was that... so in a lot of manga, there being catgirls frequently goes without comment, or some kind of fig leaf, except for the occasional gag. It's almost nondiegetic at times.
Not so here. Beastfolk are an oppressed minority. (Yeah it's "beastfolk", though I've only seen cat-people so far.) She's in a bad part of town and you know it because it's mostly beastfolk. There's a separate counter for them at a government office. They apparently have higher tolerance for drugs (she puts a nicotine patch on her landlord as a joke, he has a seizure; the box has a warning that it's for beastfolk only). The landlord of their majority beastfolk apartment complex seems like a decent enough guy, but also distinctly has a fetish for them. A lot of the chapters with Yani's (much more put together) little sister show her enduring microagressions: "You're really put together for a beastfolk Imoko!"
All just sandwiched between those ah-hah-so-funny moments, like when Yani's lighter is out of juice and she can't afford another, so she lights her cigarette using the sparker and her fart (and catches the end of her tail on fire).
On the other hand, my favorite jokes are the ones that lean on their catness, like when her sister is suddenly possessed by the, "Smack the shit out of your sibling," spirit that wanders through cats around the world.
A bit of the amusing cuteness you only get from fan translations: this translator seems to be unfamiliar with smoking terms, and keeps calling them cigarette buds.
It's also funny seeing the spike in fame. Each volume ends with a chapter of guest pages. In the first volume it's all like, "This artist is active on twitter an does fan art," in the third it's like, "This is the author of Pop Team Epic." It's getting an anime now.
it's been a while since i made a mouth freak so here's one from my dream this morning
it walks along the bottom of a river and snatches its prey off the banks. it was born in the headwaters in the first degree stream and now it lives in a broad lowland depositing river, having travelled incrementally downstream as it outgrew its previous habitats. maybe one day it will reach the sea.
harvest season
Brother Herbert CAN handle a scythe surprisingly well but sometimes the inertia gets away from him and then it becomes a problem for everyone
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why is it that ppl hear "fetish" and immediately think "devoid of morals" like ur genuinely not making sense. ppl dont actually become inhuman and beast-like when theyre turned on, thats something we are told bc it aligns with christian patriarcal values, u know that right? desire isnt actually bad. it doesnt make you evil, or incapable of having/respecting boundaries
i got a response to this abt how men get horny and "lose their minds" and "causes" them to behave vile. i rlly rlly neeeeed ppl to understand that men behaving inappropriately when turned on is something they are *choosing* to do, and when you equate that to human nature you are enabling them and diminishing the seriousness of that choice
Chapter 2, in which Grace achieves a chemistry-linguistics breakthrough.
Part 1 || Part 3 (upcoming) || Part 4 (upcoming)
Still based on @neutronian and @vonlipwig conversation and amazing pun!