Lift Fast,die Young

Violet: A tattoo is just a decorative pigment on skin, it’s not a sign of a wicked person.

1. Unless you’re a giant douche canoe, I don’t post asks publicly. It’s A-OK. No one got to know about you creeping a shoplifting blog. *thumbs up*

Someone recently asked me how I get my hauls from Sephora since they’re pretty big in size so I’ve decided to post my updated how-to!

PREP: Before I go into the mall I make sure I have a jacket, different store bag from another store in the mall with a shirt or something in it to look less sus, and look semi nice.

INSIDE: Walk into the mall with your other store bag and your purse on your arm. Just hold your jacket. I walk into Sephora and am usually greeted by an employee. Smile and say “I’m just looking today, thanks” if asked if they can help you. You belong here! You know what you’re doing! Grab a store bag to put what you want in it. I just casually look around with my phone out scrolling through the Sephora app with my list of what I want on it. Don’t spastically move around to a million different aisles. Organize yourself and try not to have to go to the same aisle for more than a couple times. This will cut your time and look like you’re just looking at stuff and wasting time. Also, make sure to check for tags on your products when you first pick them up! If they have a tag, take it off and put it on another product you aren’t taking. When you pick the products you first want up, make sure to look legit interested! Check the price, read the product info, etc.

After I find the products I want and have them in the Sephora bag I find my blind spot. I know where the blind spots are in the Sephora’s I go to, so just find yours or make your own. Watch out for employees and customers! Casually slip the product from the Sephora bag into your other store bag. Do not look around quickly and throw products into the bag. This is the definition of sus and you will get caught. I usually slip more than one product into the bag at a time, like a couple palettes at once or a few lip products at once. Make sure it’s quiet and doesn’t bang around, is not sus, etc. When I’m done I throw my jacket into the bag on top of the products and pretend to answer my phone. I talk like I’m talking to my mom or something. Blah blah, I’m in Sephora, I’m leaving now, blah blah. Put your Sephora bag back with the others and carry on the conversation out the door. If you beep don’t turn around, just go! You’re too busy talking on the phone to notice that the beeper accidentally went off anyway right? Sephora is usually the last store I go to in the mall since I lift so much there so once I’m out of the store I head to the car and gtfo.

AFTER: Leave the store/mall and get to the car. I don’t open anything or mess with anything until I’m away from the mall. If I want a piece of gum from my purse I will get that piece of gum when I’m on the road. I am not going to waste any time on that mall property. Also, I usually won’t come back to that mall/store for another couple months so that’s a plus.

Everything people have said before is true

No cameras anywhere, they’re literally against company policy. People steal shit all the time, but we’re always doing things so we never notice. And even if we do, we’re not allowed to confront you because the company doesn’t want a lawsuit.

“i’ll never do it again! i promise, sir!” haul

tarte sex kitten eyeliner - 20$

tarte eyeliner painter - 24$

african black soap- 5$