girls love having their little digital archives

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

Really need to try and get deoncelerised popularised over 'filing the serial numbers off' for the pro pubbed fic trend before it's too late

Nothing funnier than having a 20 minute crashout about how much you hate your job and then continuing with your day. I hope hunter-gatherers did this midway through tracking their lunch.

i am judge, judy and executioner

3. you can also pretend you’re a deep sea predator pretending to be aquatic plant life drifting in the currents to attract prey

Kids today need to learn how to pull the evil taffy.

4. Brush away the spiderwebs in the vast and mysterious crypt you're exploring

its all about the jaws and the paws

I knew immediately this is a ferry to the San Juans where I live, and indeed on his instagram, the artist tagged Orcas Island as the location!

i genuinely have a visceral reaction every time i remember that stratt spent 26 years with only the memory of grace… and that once the beetles came back, it would be the last time she’d hear from him. i bet she dreaded that day just as much as she longed for it.