girls love having their little digital archives

Oh my god there’s Minecraft blood everywhere

if you're not playing mermaids with me then i have to assume you're playing mermaids against me

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

a gnome with a fork and knife is doing devil may cry combos to a berry tart

Nobody really knows what makes a person go to bed

they don’t warn you about it but if you love your own company enough to be content by yourself and you’ve got some standards for who you’d date, you’ll spend a lot of time single and nobody will really get why you’re doing that because surely you want to come home and hang out with craig, right? right????? don’t you want to hang out with craig?

not now mom I have to see what my mutuals with masters degrees are blogging about on tumblr

Was just having a discussion with my fiance that taco bell should change their slogan to "it's gonna be okay" or at the very least shorten "live más" to "live". just feels like thats what we need from them

They should change it to "live por favor" and when they hand you your order you hold hands for a moment and look in each others eyes

ocean.com/fish

ocean.com/fish/careers