girls love having their little digital archives

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

on a similar note, working an office job has me thinking a lot abt the weird dissonance between the projected disembodied identity of the Professional and the reality of a person as like. an oozing sweating animal. like you think abt it enough and the whole building starts to feel like a lot of dogs wearing collared shirts

ok goodnight everyone. don't forget we're doing gorgeous vibes tomorrow

they’re burning me onto a CD tomorrow

tech companies are always like We have just developed a revolutionary new feature that will automatically leak your private information to the entire internet without you needing to lift a finger

and here you are

for the longest time I didn't realise the nodding emoji was someone nodding i thought it was just someone with their head bowed and a heavenly light behind them. and people would use it to reply to takes they agree with to show they worship the op 🙂‍↕️

i wish there could be math conspiracy theories in the same vein as like scientific/historical conspiracy theories