girls love having their little digital archives

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

cop pulls me over little does he know my drivers license is written in elf hieroglyphics & blinds anyone who reads it

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body