Saucypants McGee

A little treat for the language perverts in the room: the name of this particular type of fabric is moquette

Most normal post from @phoenix-theurge

My werewolf husband coming to visit after mpregging me.

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

Never forget these two queens putting on the most showstopping tiktok of all time

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

hang on i gotta google something

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle