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would be fun if language acquisition echoed language evolution a la recapitulation theory. kids going through an indo european phase.

fuuuuuck there really is an xkcd for everything

thinking about harrow's little aus. thinking about her absolute conviction that she would love gideon under any circumstances. if gideon usurped her then harrow would love her. if they met as adults and gideon was her social superior then harrow would love her. if gideon was serving her coffee then harrow would love her. i will love you if i never see you again and i will love you if i see you every tuesday etc etc.

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

very soon the entirety of the tumblr dashboard will be consumed by insane people being insufferable over AMC's interview with the vampire. fortunately i am one of those insane people

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

#watching this monkey peel of the stringy bits#drop them on the baby’s head#meticulously remove them#and clean off the stump#then wolf down that banana#is just really great#like a fussy little person

“Rodrigo, stop moving! I’ll be done in a moment,”

I love that she insists on cleaning the tree stump too. Banana strings belong on the dirty ground, not her furniture!!!