Consumed By The Fog

Mexico and Korea bonding like crazy in Guadalajara and I keep seeing people being like "AAAGH WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WHEN WE HAVE TO COMPETE AGAINST EACH OTHER" which is I think a stunning example of how we don't have enough friends to enemies to lovers stories in the mainstream. Like we should all know exactly what we're going to do when we compete

apparently, chinese goths have figured out how to do qing era costuming. jiangshi time.

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?

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this is the only funny addition to this post

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

Oh to be a little orange cat curled up safely in a dragons tail.

The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister