Consumed By The Fog

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

agnostic horse: we just dont know where scratch posts come from

fuck it’s august??? what’s next? 2022???? can’t do this anymore

smoking my Bigarette

finally. the cigarón

the funniest possible Live Action Remake that Disney could make, and I would actually watch, is Cars

no eyes on the windshields, no faces, just footage of real cars

Southern pudu (Pudu puda). This one is a fawn!

now you know who you are messing with

Zohran Mamdani what are you going to do about the situation on mount olympus above the empire state building

the ideal chai latte is one of the most amazing things on this earth. it’s a shame that most cafes think they have to serve either a cup of grit or milk that they whispered the names of spices to

There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible.

Danku lesbiennes!

any dutch girly trying to break a record by sticking their finger in *this* dyke for even longer?

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