to the world we dream about!

damn this bus stop is perfect. now if we could just find somebody to stand upwind of everybody and smoke a decrepit cigarette they found in a tomb

i would burn down every journal factory just to click like on 1 more oversharing post from my mutual

one of my least favorite tropes is when a character has a crush that is explicitely unrequited and hopeless, yet in the timeskip epilogue they inexplicably get married. like bro if you fruitlessly pine after someone and they show no interest for the whole 3 year run of the story and then suddenly change their mind. i think theyre settling for you. quite frankly both of you need to learn some self respect. get divorced immediately.

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it

you simply have to make your own post. there's no choice about it you Have to learn how to Make Your Own Post. I'm begging and screaming for you to make your own brand new original post and not say That on My Post. it's so easy. it might even be cool and mature and darkly chic and secretly leftist to make your own post. making your own post is like wearing headphones to watch tiktoks on public transit, probably, in a way. river water, socks, your own post, etc. please.

HAVE THAT CHARACTER GAIN WEIGHT AS A SIGN OF HEALING: NOW

nothing pisses me off more than a proud “no msg!” label on something. shut up you dumb bitch put the msg back in there so it tastes good. idiot

You have to pee in the shower to get into heaven

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

Listening to songs and thinking about something the songs aren’t about