normal woman with a normal amount of hobbies

Google show me weird perverted knitting patterns. Knitting patterns for masochists. Weird unsettling unnecessarily complex knitting charts. Hey google give me freak knitting ideas. Creepy sweater pattern colorwork free pdf download.

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

i've said it before and i'll say it again: a lot of LGBT discourse depends on people collectively making up an evil cabal of specifically lesbian oppressors that does not exist outside their imaginations

"stop telling people in straight relationships that they can't go to pride!!!!!!!" ok and the mean lesbians saying you can't go to pride with Jakey.....are they in the room with us right now?

Super fucked up that I can’t be a master-level expert in knitting AND woodworking AND silversmithing AND embroidery AND soap making AND spinning AND -

“Who would ever want to be immortal? Can you imagine the loneliness, knowing that there’s no one else like you, cursed to outlive -” shut up!! Some of us have shit to do and aren’t cowards!!

we should be getting iced coffee and going to creepy and musty antique stores together why must we be separated by our screens…