sometimes i worry that my fujoshıïsm is stunting my intellectual ability but then i remember im literally enlightened

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

ich glaube das wetter hat vergessen dass es bei pride month ums schwul sein geht und nicht darum wie unglaublich schwül es sein kann.

ive been very interested in your blog ever since i noticed you associating with several of my closest mutuals. how would you like to form a partnership for the ages

@deadpanwalking: #ali can’t conceive of a world that loves lawrence any less than he does