♡ eve !! ♪

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

I do really love it when women write graphic and fucked up things. I feel like so often people react to fucked up fiction with “of course a disgusting man would write this 🙄” and it often carries an unspoken (honestly sometimes spoken) message of “a woman’s PURE and DELICATE and FEMININE mind could NEVER think of something this VILE”. Thank you women in fucked up fiction 🫡

HEARTWARMING: this user is a despicable human being that deserves no sympathy

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

at the JRPG cafe, and the drink sizes are sod, soda, and sodaga

is there anything as good as lying in a sunbeam

telling the truth in a sunbeam #honesty

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

you should also be able to do this to job listings

update: it's eyes turn green when the other team has a penalty