save me warren haynes

"my team sucks" your team is fine baby they just happened to win a world series in a year that starts with a 2 and now their fans are all horribly spoiled

"my team sucks" your win percentage starts with a 5. that's lovable loser stolen valor. you can go to jail for that

"my team sucks" really? do they get swept more often than your kitchen? have less runs than a rich woman's pantyhose? get shelled as casually as a bag of peanuts?

"my team sucks" some of our teams suck so majestically, they make black holes look like temu vacuums. and we love them. and you can't sit with us

WE HAVE GOT TO START LOVING THE PROCESS MORE THAN THE PRODUCT AGAIN

Everyone needs to get into watching minor leagues. Now, now, now. Watch the AHL, ECHL. Watch G league. Watch single A, high A, Dominican Summer League. Watch 2nd and 3rd tier development leagues. There is so much joy and heartbreak and triumph and loss and love and life in the minor leagues, everyone needs to watch them.

the catboys i signed for my all-catboy baseball team dont know what baseball is and theyre actively loudly sobbing whenever they miss a swing and whenever they dive to catch a ball it bonks them on the head and they go "uweh" and our pitcher closes his eyes whenever he throws because hes scared and we're beating every other team in the league

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

Country Roads, take me out to the ballgame 😻😻😻

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

holy fuc

I didn’t even know it had a name

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

everybody needs to get more baseball pilled rn

i just really feel like if i was exposed to high levels of radiation that i could withstand it. like i know it kills people but i would simply withstand it