Rheumatic Rhetoric

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you forgot the attacking and violence

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

okay there's a cover version of 500 Miles playing in this KFC by some coffee shop singer songwriter type and she's changed the lyrics so it's only 79 miles??

I thought I was having a mental break the first time but the chorus came around again and she definitely said "I would walk 40 miles and I would walk 39 more just to be the one who walked 79 miles". I'm sorry but that's just not far enough to be songworthy and it's also uncomfortably specific

also I'm in Scotland and I think an American singer doing this is a reportable hate crime here

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

My heart is lighter than a feather and my liver is darker than a black coffee because that's what it's marinating in

@cadencekismet

very important for elf characters to freak the fuck out about the aging difference thing and pre-grieve like crazy and scream themself hoarse with denial when they can’t stop death itself and they still look the same as when they met the frail aged body that’s going cold beneath their touch and eventually settle into a numbness that they’ll call acceptance but they never really let anyone get as close as they did in the first century of their life unless they know they’re going to stick around as long as they will

“why are elves so snobby and exclusive and cut-off from everyone else” befriending you means they’ll end up burying you and your children and your grandchildren and they’ll still be young. exactly how many times do you think you could choose to do that. if you live through enough centuries, eventually you run out of days in the year to visit each grave.

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was anyone gonna tell me mitch mcconnell collapsed in his office and has been in the hospital for weeks. wouldve been a nice pick me up.

edit it WASNT in his office it was at HOME. oh well im not that picky.

his aides are being really cagey and the governor is pissed because if hes dead he needs to appoint someone but he needs to know hes dead to do that. typical mitch blocking a democrat appointee. he maybe died doing what he loved i guess.