AVERAGE BORDERLANDS GUN:
Two-Fer' Throbbing Boomsploder
comically dense design, looks like a cast iron nerf gun. painted magenta and gold
[meme reference that was dated before the games target demographic was even born]
first shot fires seven sticky bombs in an oscillating X pattern, each sticky bomb chains lightning to a nearby enemy before detonating,
completely useless because there's a rifle that shoots normal bullets that scale off of every stat simultaneously
AVERAGE DESTINY GUN:
Smelvin's Adjudication
abstract depiction of a bullpup rifle, magwell appears to be completely detached from the gun itself
"a single word is engraved on the inside of the receiver. "michael-2""
after several rapid headshot kills with another gun while suffering from a void or strand elemental debuff, you gain the ability to aim down sights 25% faster for 5 seconds
oppressively meta to the point that people will try to kill you in real life if you use it in pvp
AVERAGE WARFRAME GUN:
Balalala Prime
vaguely gun-shaped tumescent mass of rounded plastic and metallic scrollwork
"Decimate your foes with Sirius and Orion Prime's exquisitely-crafted signature rifle."
hitscan automatic rifle
0.2% use rate because you have to actually point it at things to kill them
1/5 riven disposition in perpetuity
