Rheumatic Rhetoric

Ohhh my gods she’s beautifullll

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

Please god it would be so funny

there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.

I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.

Why is so much stuff being stored outside the walls? It looks like their water supply could be ruined by a very dedicated bear.

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

I haven't watched Buffy in years but I think Spike could be a butch lesbian and Buffy thinks she's a cis dude for like eight episodes at least. When she finds out otherwise she's all surprised and Spike is like "did the knockers not give it away?" (bc you know she is freebirding under those t-shirts and leather everywhere she goes) and Buffy, feministly, is like "I didn't notice the knockers!" and Xander is like "I definitely did" and Spike is like "Yeah, I know," and Willow's like "I also noticed the knockers, if that helps" and Spike is like "Thank you" and Buffy's like. Can we please stop talking about the vampire knockers

This woman by the way sent these pics to my grandpa along with a note that said “happy 90th birthday. By the by, my husband’s dead if you’re interested.” We asked grandpa about her and he was quiet, then said, “to be honest. She had a. Substantial rear end.”