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Mortius Fanart!!!!

I've wanted to make this for a long time and it's finally finished!!!

Mortius as Nibbly, I love Starkid and the Hatchetfield trilogy is an all time delight. I think that i'll start making more Starkid fanart!

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rhynee

this is still one of my favorite explanations for gender

sedimentfootwrap

This image manifested so clearly in my mind I had to recreate it

alexseanchai

[image 1: a tweet by KatysCartoons, whose profile picture is a stick figure whose head is colored in with the trans pride flag. the tweet reads, "Atoms are binary. They are either intended to be hydrogen or helium. We can't just scrap this worldview just because of a handful of exceptions". embedded in the tweet is a pie chart entitled "Types of atom in the universe": seventy-four percent hydrogen, twenty-five percent helium, and, in tiny font, one percent other.]

[image 2: the periodic table of the elements, except that hydrogen and helium are in their own box labeled "Real elements", and elements 3 (lithium) through 118 (oganesson) are labeled "Mental illness".]

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incidentally this periodic table must've been drawn in the past nine years, since it doesn't deadname oganesson

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haethealhell

y'all why do i do this to myself

i've got a thing tomorrow where i'm performing a song (She Looks So Perfect) THAT I'VE PRACTICED WITH THE SCHOOL BAND. BUT i'm also able to do my OWN thing

and instead of doing, oh, i don't know, a song that i've POLISHED?? i've decided that i want to do a song i started learning. TWO DAYS AGO. AND I CAN'T PRACTICE TODAY. AND CAN BARELY PRACTICE TOMORROW

MORTIUS WHY MUST YOU MAKE DREAMSCAPE SUCH A BANGER

I HAVE NOT GOT THE TIME FOR THIS

I MEAN I HAVE A BACKUP SONG BUT STILL

and tbf the backup song (Atlantisia by Sparkbird) has a pretty similar meaning but y'know it's the principle of the matter

officialmortius

I’m not sorry

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mortius' mini crisis over Jane Doe flying

im pretty there's videos of how it happens backstage

another drawing under the cut

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my-dailydreams

athelind

Beautiful and kind, check. Looks like butter, sure.

But let's not overlook the elegant engineering of the soap dish itself: that graceful stem is positioned to let water drain out of the dish, avoiding the issue of "soap soup" that most soap dishes accumulate.

dostoyevsky-official

i was also thinking about how sensual the snow was, how suggestive the curves of the snowbanks appeared, their softness

alterugdalf

sadspockpanda

That moment when you’re reading a fic and your OTP finally hooks up

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That gif is literally perfect

sadspockpanda

#I reblogged this in 2013

this tag dealt me psychic damage thanks

sadspockpanda

#i’m putting it in the queue to give you psychic damage again later#your post is old enough to be in middle school

@kirihana CURSE YOU

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Remembering the episode of Galavant where Kylie Minogue is The Queen of a medieval gay pub and sings this absolute bop.

the-privateer

i feel that it’s important to note that the guy with him NEVER at any point realizes that they’re in a gay bar/club

fangirltothefullest

I think it’s also important to know that the guy that’s with him that’s clueless is a king. Galavant is the BEST and it’s a shame it was cancelled.

iconuk01

The name of the gay bar is “The Enchanted Forest” and it’s there the clueless King meets his long lost uncle Keith

King Richard: Uncle Keith! Dad said you went to The Enchanted Forest and never came out.

Uncle Keith: The other way ‘round, kid.

missroserose

this is probably my favorite joke in the series. Not just because the song is a banger (though it is, ofc) but because they never say the punchline aloud.

Because, you see, she’s the Queen.

The Queen of the Court.

The Queen of the Court of—

funeral--pyre

'Cause people tend to not get the memo: People acting strangely in public is not a danger to you. Pacing, talking to themselves or something you can't see, laughing to themselves, stimming, twitching, ticcing, making "weird" noises--it doesn't fucking matter. They're not your personal freak show, they're not broken, they're not a murderer and they're definitely not going to be fucking helped by you calling the authorities or anyone else on em. These actions alone are not indicative of danger to you, as a random person on the street. Shut the fuck up and move on, leave disabled people alone.

vhsthethird

Fam night

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Imagine Max becoming a gamer on twitch in his teen years, but because Max is Max he loves playing horror games especially.

And because David is David he insists that Max can't play these types of games without adult supervision (if he had life his way, Max wouldn't be playing them at all) so every time Max is streaming, David is sitting in his designated bean bag, holding a plushie for comfort.

And Max gets really popular because everyone finds this kid who doesn't flinch at the most gruesome of scenes and his adult who screams bloody murder at jumpscares hilarious.

And everyone is trying to figure out their relationship behind the scenes. Are they brothers? Cousins? Father and son? And since David hasn't adopted / isn't fostering Max in this au officialy ( Max has his own room and spends 90% of his time there but no legal custody because eh too much effort why bother) everyone is so goddamn confused. Especially with all the random lore drops.

Like who is "Mr Campbell" and what do you mean he tried to send David to jail. What do you mean David still sees that guy as his father figure.

Who is Nikki and why does it sound like she's got rabies.

I'm sorry. You cannot just say that a cultist kidnapped David, dressed up as David ,tried to kill Max and then move on like that's normal?

zmpl

has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull

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