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killowave

supremeshogunrj

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

libraryogre

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

str8aura-no-not-that-one

Oh my god....

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nudityandnerdery

Hey, we’re in line for some absurd temperatures here in the southwest this week. This is very important to know and keep in mind. Be safe, stay hydrated, stay out of the sun as much as you can.

katajainen

For my fellow Europeans south of us who are currently suffering from extreme heat. Stay safe!

belovedapollo

I’d also like to add this

Additional you can also put them on your palms, also, make sure to always use a light towel or kitchen paper and don’t put the ice bags directly onto your skin!

dragon-in-a-fez

you know what really helps you locate any small paper cuts you might have forgotten you have? putting your hand in a bucket of acid. cool things I learned today

goldenleopard34335

Why. If I may ask. Why would you Do That

dragon-in-a-fez

I buy citric acid crystals in bulk and mix them with water to make a bath for cleaning aquarium equipment. and then sometimes I reach in with my bare hand to take things out because I am fundamentally the kind of person who would do that

the-knight-was-actually-hollow

You have. The. Dream job

dragon-in-a-fez

this is not my job, I just have an aquarium

goldenleopard34335

DO YOU HAVE FISH????

dragon-in-a-fez

yes that is who lives in the aquarium

madeofclothandlove

this has the energy of a world heritage post

dragon-in-a-fez

do I come to your blog and curse your bloodline

not100bees

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

dead-boysss

The what???

not100bees

The Ikea biphobia couch.

dead-boysss

???

not100bees

I don't know what to tell you man.

queermystic

That was the exact thought process

lowpawly

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

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halondrus

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

halondrus

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

ollielephant

cumonthevoid

none pizza with left beef

the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

quodunumfreno

Mortius Fanart!!!!

I've wanted to make this for a long time and it's finally finished!!!

Mortius as Nibbly, I love Starkid and the Hatchetfield trilogy is an all time delight. I think that i'll start making more Starkid fanart!

catchymemes

rhynee

this is still one of my favorite explanations for gender

sedimentfootwrap

This image manifested so clearly in my mind I had to recreate it

alexseanchai

[image 1: a tweet by KatysCartoons, whose profile picture is a stick figure whose head is colored in with the trans pride flag. the tweet reads, "Atoms are binary. They are either intended to be hydrogen or helium. We can't just scrap this worldview just because of a handful of exceptions". embedded in the tweet is a pie chart entitled "Types of atom in the universe": seventy-four percent hydrogen, twenty-five percent helium, and, in tiny font, one percent other.]

[image 2: the periodic table of the elements, except that hydrogen and helium are in their own box labeled "Real elements", and elements 3 (lithium) through 118 (oganesson) are labeled "Mental illness".]

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incidentally this periodic table must've been drawn in the past nine years, since it doesn't deadname oganesson

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haethealhell

y'all why do i do this to myself

i've got a thing tomorrow where i'm performing a song (She Looks So Perfect) THAT I'VE PRACTICED WITH THE SCHOOL BAND. BUT i'm also able to do my OWN thing

and instead of doing, oh, i don't know, a song that i've POLISHED?? i've decided that i want to do a song i started learning. TWO DAYS AGO. AND I CAN'T PRACTICE TODAY. AND CAN BARELY PRACTICE TOMORROW

MORTIUS WHY MUST YOU MAKE DREAMSCAPE SUCH A BANGER

I HAVE NOT GOT THE TIME FOR THIS

I MEAN I HAVE A BACKUP SONG BUT STILL

and tbf the backup song (Atlantisia by Sparkbird) has a pretty similar meaning but y'know it's the principle of the matter

officialmortius

I’m not sorry

idiocytheater-deactivated202605

mortius' mini crisis over Jane Doe flying

im pretty there's videos of how it happens backstage

another drawing under the cut

depsidase

my-dailydreams

athelind

Beautiful and kind, check. Looks like butter, sure.

But let's not overlook the elegant engineering of the soap dish itself: that graceful stem is positioned to let water drain out of the dish, avoiding the issue of "soap soup" that most soap dishes accumulate.

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