cringe is a state of mind and baby i'm florida

Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

"she thinks this is bonding behavior" my friend this has BECOME your bonding behaviour

rewatching atla rn im at the part where azula pulls up to omashu and renames in honor of ozai and all i can think is that if zuko tried that shit ozai would probably call it tacky and give the whole city right back to the earth kingdom he hated that mf bad 😭😭

real talk why do so many fantasy universes think giant spiders are necessary

wow fuck that one tarantula

“fantasy universes have too many spiders” factoid actually just statistical error. Georgs Spider, who bit JRR Tolkein & is to blame for menacing over 10,000 fantasy universes, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

My most old-school internet opinion is bring back chunky scroll bars! I don't want some scroll bar so discreet I can't even find the fucking thing. I want a nice Windows 98-level of obviousness.

Most annoying online emotion is "I have a funny personal anacdote to add to this but it doxxes like all of my personal information"

Is that a miette?

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

You know what Discworld companion book I'd love to see published one day? The Laws and Ordinances of the Cities of Ankh and Morpork

Call me Captain Carrot the way I'd actually read that thing

Narrativia please I'm not even joking

My next pitch for a Discworld companion book would be a scrapbook of newspaper clippings featuring political cartoons from The Times of Ankh-Morpork

Preferably featuring the ones Sybil had framed

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

to everyone in the notes saying this is mean or rude or a callout, this post was autobiographical. we're in this together. take my paw

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.