A broken plate is like a shrimp

*drinks rly cold drink* why am I so cold

Ha they closed the door 99%, peace and love hope we get some human heat going in here

THANK FUCK SOMEONE CLOSED THE DOOR COMPLETLEY

*drinks rly cold drink* why am I so cold

Ha they closed the door 99%, peace and love hope we get some human heat going in here

Green + yellow + orange is a highly underrated colour combo

30 minute yoga flow to unblock your posting chakra and release deeply buried posts

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

what should I listen to

women

getting followed by porn bots is weird and that’s coming from a guy with multiple 🥵 concubines

step aside you old cut-sleeve, i shall court these maidens!

the marquis of homo WISHES he had a fraction of my imperial glory!

right so i’m one of the most well regarded emperors in the history of china and you’re the guy who had to put “shut up about the mercury” in his bio