Trent Reznor never specifies what kind of animal. For all we know it could be a duck. Which would change the meaning of the lyrics somewhat
Monterey Bay Aquarium

shark vs the universe
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RMH

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almost home

Game Changer & Make Some Noise

oozey mess
Cosimo Galluzzi
noise dept.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Trent Reznor never specifies what kind of animal. For all we know it could be a duck. Which would change the meaning of the lyrics somewhat

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The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.
having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them
š here is a little rainbow for anyone who is sad today

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We have lost the meaning of queerbait
Just because what you wanted didn't happen, doesn't mean it's queerbaiting. It is now being used an excuse when the ship you want didn't get together. Queerbaiting has to do with marketing.
Queerbait: A cookbook that you learned about from ads with pictures of people eating tasty looking soups and the author's social media posts about how soup lovers are going to love it, proves to have no soup recipes.
Not queerbait: A cookbook has no soup recipes. You assumed there would be some based on vibes and wishful thinking. No soups were ever advertised or promised.
Also not queerbait: A cookbook that was advertised as containing soup recipes has soup recipes but not for the types of soups you like.
suburban women on september 15 1967 tuning in to star trek and seeing fuck-or-die mode spock getting in a sweaty man fight with captain kirk in amok time
This is the Money Maisy. Reblog and youāll find some extra catsh
Do you recognize this TV theme song? #784
I know this and can name the series
I know this but can't name the series
I might know this
I've never heard this

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Honestly the thing I love the most about IWTV AMC is how the whole thing is just like "insane people are telling you these stories. You do not get to know what's true. There is no third person perspective. Deal with it" and then throwing it at an internet rotted audience allergic to nuance. It's like if rage bate was a prestige television show with interesting things to say about psychology and perception
i got into star trek as a bit and now unfortunately ive realized its one of the most beautiful shows ever. its about love and family and exploration and warmth and possibilities and a hopeful and wonderful future. and its also so so fucking stupid
The stupid has so much effort put into it
Itās beautiful
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- seconding what OP said about Dead Dove Do Not Eat. It doesnāt automatically mean āgoreā; it just means āheed the tags.ā It means āHey yeah when I tagged this as [thing] I was NOT fucking around, ok? Only read this fic if youāre OK with reading [thing].ā
additions from someone who has posted way too much on this site please listen to me:
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editing existing chapters doesnāt count as updating a fic and wonāt change the publication date.
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re all the questions i saw in replies: fic searches are people looking for specific fics. i donāt know what the fuck a placeholder fic is but these arenāt fanworks and you canāt post them. you canāt post discord links or rp requests or complaints about fandom. you can post fanart and meta essays. thatās allowed.
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I need to be able to š react to business emails.
*producer about to make one of the worst seasons of television ever put to screen* surely writing purely in reaction to what the fans are saying on twitter will work out great for us this time

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this websiteās easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*
i know what iām doing dw
Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?
Wait fuck Homer isnāt a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck
POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK
desperately google searching for āgreek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocyā
You're failing.
You donāt think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY
Pluto is Roman, not Greek
?????
Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.
I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me
HEāS NOT EVEN REAL?????*
I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said āOh you think you know? Check this shitā and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe
Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano
FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER
wrong.
Achievement Unlocked:
Lightning Bait
You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.
FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN
I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz
For science
OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND
HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE
ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)
POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE
HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE
APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE
KRATOS: GOD OF WAR
HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE
APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE
ares is the god of war, not kratos
WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN
I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore
op god of war is not official greek mythology lmao
Someone needs to read a Percy Jackson book
hey is this still post of the year or
how's the hole op? want some snacks? a blanket? a shovel to dig yourself out?
I'D LIKE OUT NOW I THINK
And the post of the year goes to.....
YOU
here is me holding my trophy for tumblr post of the year. i'd like to thank no one in particular but i would like to unthank everyone who decided this one in particular was post of the year. i will never let this down ever
hi op pjo fan here I thought I knew nothing about greek mythology but apparently I was wrong
isn't Hades God of the dead and Thanatos is the god of death
this post is a wild ride and im not sure its even over yet
This garbage fire of a post filled with misinformation and mistakes just keeps having oils and nukes chucked in so a very good post
Why are their legs so damn long they look like sailor moon characters š literally like 80% legs