Hey Americans the rest of us are going to get fucked by this too and we don’t get to have an opinion, please fucking at least send a fax

LINGUINI HAS A RAT ACCENT 

I mean his name is Alfredo Linguini so I always assumed he was Italian

I’m sorry his first name is Alfredo?

ALFREDO???

he’s American you guys his mother was American it was mentioned in the beginning

I’m sorry, I’ve moved on to the fact his mother was going through her cupboard for baby names

Alfredo was a name before it was a sauce let’s go over the movie from the top again

I think you might have your left and right mixed up, my friend

Great post everyone. Hit the showers.

Booby traps? Sure, I would easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs

Johnny Appleseed: America’s Forgotten Ronin

"Cowboys were an itinerant warrior class from meiji era texas"

everyone who uses the term “purity culture” outside of the subject of religious high control groups owes spiritual abuse survivors $500. cough it up marvel omegaverse writers! 

Let these poor devs go home to thier families so they can remember what children look like

MASTERPIECE

finding out Anakin was 23 years old when he became Vader was so crazy to me. he should've been at the club