gonna start saying “you couldn’t make x movie today” but for reasons unrelated to political correctness

you couldn’t make Home Alone 2: Lost in New York today because the strict airport regulations put into place after 9/11 make it nigh impossible for a child to simply walk onto the wrong plane

You couldn’t make American psycho today because Christian Bale would actually kill Jared Leto for real

guys really do not appreciate girls who love them at all…when beyonce said what a wicked way to treat the girl that loves you she was talking about all men

i do think the negative interpretations of "im probably nonbinary but i have a job right now" are kind of reaching. it's obviously a waste of time to theorize the op's intended meaning, so instead i think it's better to recognize how the phrase can be a useful framing device to criticize how much of a fucking hassle it is to get gendered correctly. "but i have a job" e.g. will face discrimination that could threaten livelihood; e.g. don't have the mental bandwidth to explain gender to others; e.g. don't have the time and energy for the soul-searching necessary to confirm. all three of these are labor issues. yes you could interpret it as "but being nonbinary isn't important enough to worry about", despite that being a blatantly bad-faith read. it's more useful to interpret it as "but being publicly nonbinary requires a lot of social effort that, in many cultural contexts, will create more problems that you can't afford to deal with". like cmon it's a really good jumping off point for productive conversations about queer labor rights

i see that you media addicted louts have filled your tomodachi life islands with video game and movie characters instead of great leftist thinkers

tiramisu

my greatest curse is i think "ill kill you" is the funniest response to anything but sadly many disagree

ALWAYS write fanfiction that you think is incredibly niche because there will be a freak out there who will eat it voraciously like a starved animal regardless of what it is

this is a post about a fanfic i found where twilight sparkle was executed by hanging