FRIENDS IT IS HERE. As promised even! We are technically just under 20k for this chapter, but still not small enough that cutting it in half has stopped it from brutally murdering the app, soβ¦. Weβll see how this posts! π
I did myself a whole honkinβ reread on the whole thing too, refreshed my lil reminders of what I named things and all the lil threads I was playing withβ¦ and hot damn itβs a beast huh?
The good news is, although we are getting into plot, we are getting out of the heavy stuff, at least for the next little bit! Back to our silly happy fun times with the boys π₯°
And, yβknow, dealing with Jasonβs death and first transformation and all. Totally all fine! Nothing to worry about! π
Todayβs chapter is a lil Bruce-heavy in this front half because the main thing stopping me was that I got most of the way through before I realized I needed to rewrite Jasonβs entire first scene, but Iβm a lot happier with it now π
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Alright, I guess we doing thisβ¦ and now itβs a novellaβ¦ because I have Chronic Overexplaining Syndrome This is why I put these up for adopt
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AND HERE WE ARE! Totally getting this out in February well done team! And this is gonna be our last chapter before a wee teeny tiny time ski
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The Finished Core part 1
When it finally happened, Jasonβs core coming in was pretty anticlimactic. For all theyβd worried it might trigger a transformation, rile up the pit, or even have a physical shockwaveβ¦ the event itself was almost disappointing. Buried busily in some paperwork for the library, Jason himself hadnβt actually noticed.
Heβd already started feeling what he thought might be his core over the past few days; like a vibrating ball of energy, usually in the middle of his chest (although it wandered in all directions). Which would make the knot of tension that sometimes sat in his gut and sometimes went as far up as his throatβ¦ probably Pitty.
Not fun having a distinct sensation that went along with everything else the Pit was. Did nothing at all to ease his worries about what the hell would happen when they were both actually completed.
But when the day finally cameβ¦ yeah, nothing. The soft, warm glow in his chest when he thought about the project had grown steadily stronger over the week and a bit heβd known Danny at that point, so he hadnβt really paid enough attention to notice a change.
Theyβd still been seeing each other every day, although now that the new school semester had started up it had slowed down to a couple hours in the evening. Jason had dived headlong into his restoration project both on Frostbiteβs advice, and to keep himself from counting the hours. Which, apparently, worked?
The biggest disruption was actually Danny blasting in through the wall not a minute later, invisible until he dived through one of Jasonβs freshly legal goons and almost knocked the table over. Luckily there were no actual Red Hood links lying around - Catherineβs name was staying clean, which was for the best since Jason still hadnβt thought of a way to bring it up.
Even now, back from another appointment with Frostbite to confirm all was well, Jason didnβt actually feel any different? It was official though; both cores were complete, and now all they had to do was wait until the pit matured enough to actually leave Jasonβs body and do its own thing.
Now that he didnβt have any choice but to confront it, he couldnβt have said what heβd expected anyway, butβ¦ well, surely there should have been something? More energy? More corruption? Hell, even increased ghost senses or some indication that the powers would be coming in.
According to Danny, intangibility usually came with the pit dropping out of your stomach and feeling floaty. Accidental floating came with a head rush or feeling like falling. Invisibility just fucking happened.
All he felt was weirdly normal? The fancy ecto ice was working, and his little ghost succulent - that or all the time with Danny; even Pittyβs flares of emotion were manageable. The green haze hadnβt come back since meeting Lady Gotham.
And okay, maybe he was pushing that by going right back to the manor the next day, but listen. Frostbite had reminded him to do calming tasks, since Pitty should start being more aware of their surroundings now.
Baking with Alfred was as calming and soothing as Jason could imagine, without stapling himself to Danny in classes. And sure, heβd helped with Dannyβs homework the past couple nights, but the guy would get sick of him eventually. Faster if they stayed attached at the hip.
(And that had been another βfunβ tidbit Frostbite had dropped on them; if they were actually making their own ghost baby, theyβd have been able to trade the core off between them. Jason hadnβt thought anything could make that idea sound appealing, but if he coulda just stuffed Pitty into someone elseβ¦ well, he probably wouldnβt actually wish its corruption and constant tantrums on anyone else, but having a break woulda been nice.)
Now that his core was done, technically the daily hanging out probably wasnβt as necessary. So long as Jason had some backup plans to keep himself calm and in control. Which should mean that they could go from hanging out as a necessary chore to justβ¦ friends.
And since no one in the city wound Jason up like Bruce, if he happened to also be at the manor heβd have a trial-by-fire for his shiny new core. Heβd kept his word and tapped out of patrol since meeting Lady Gotham (and apparently Harley had taken the manor in fire and glory the night after and locked Bruceβ¦ somewhere for two full days), so heβd not heard from B since.
According to Tim, Constantine hadnβt returned to Gotham at all.
The thought of their names only stirred angry bubbles from Pitty, and Jason absolutely wasnβt self destructive or a masochist, so he was just testing to see how far thatβd last. How careful heβd need to be, and how aware the little guy was.
So obviously he wasnβt even all the way into the manor before he ran into the man himself.
Stopping short, Jasonβs fist clenched more from force of habit than any actual desire. Sucking in a deep breath, he thought of his ghost succulent (which had started glowing faintly blue a couple nights ago, which was hopefully a good thing?) and carefully unclenched. Nodded a little stiffly.
This would be the first time theyβd been alone together sinceβ¦ shit, he didnβt even know. He hadnβt seen the guy without the buffer of at least one other bat in months.
βBruce,β he said warily, half hoping the man could justβ¦ be normal. For once. Nod, say hi, fuck off about his own business. He couldnβt still be on his anti-Danny crusade, could he?
The man actually flinched, face twitching through a couple of expressions Jason couldnβt even guess at. A sudden urge between his shoulder blades did nothing to help, distracting him long enough for everything to be smoothed under the usual masks.
If Bruce just had a damn auraβ¦ okay, thatβd be one change with the completed core. All of his attempts to reach out with his own aura before had basically involved his whole body actually leaning in the same direction.
Thatβ¦ urge, itch between his shoulders, if that had been his aura trying to reach out, felt more like an entirely new muscle group. Curiosity won and Jason focused, trying to follow the urge and reach outβ¦ and wasnβt sure it had worked at all.
Because all he could feel was sorrow and regret, and that didnβt sound like B. At all. His compartmentalizing was out the ass, sure, but what the hell would he actually feel sorry for?
βJason?β And from the sound of it, not the first time heβd said his name. Great.
Shelving the apparently-faulty aura for now, Jason frowned back.
βIβm here to see Alfred.β It wasnβt exactly a warning. Wasnβt exactly a threat, although it carried the possibility. Meant that if B pissed him off enough to leave, heβd face some British disapproval.
Bruceβs shoulders sagged just a little, and then he drew himself up, his face firm and resolved. Jason tensed automatically; if he actually tried to bar him from seeing Danny face to face, would he still be able to walk away?
That was why heβd brought the glacierfrost. Slipping a hand into his back pocket, he crushed a crystal quickly before the man could open his mouth. Wintergreen mint burst across the back of his tongue, another brief flicker of distraction that, for some reason, came with another pang of sorrow.
βIβm sorry.β
Jason nearly stumbled, and he hadnβt even been moving. Bruce lookedβ¦ tired, all of a sudden. More tired than he could remember ever seeing him.
βWaitβ¦ what?β
Bruce gave him a sad smile.
βItβs been brought to my attentionβ¦ multiple timesβ¦ that you should have heard that from me alone first. And then I kept adding more and more to be sorry for. And I know you donβt want to see me, so now seems like the best time to start.β It was jerky, and awkward, and probably the most uncomfortable Jason had ever seen Bruce in a conversation.
Which only served to confuse him further. Bruce overplanned everything; he never acted without at least two layers of backups. It was why he had a million plans for every possible micro-scenario. He didnβt do spontaneous.
βWhat are you even talking about?β He asked, half exasperated, and Bruceβs smile widened a fraction. That only made it more self deprecating.
βThere are too many things to count, butβ¦ Jason, Iβm sorry I sprung the apology on you at the gala. I thought having the world as my witnesses would show you I meant it, but I should have asked first. I should have apologized first, to you. Alone. Iβmβ¦ aware what it says about me that I couldnβt.β He was almost wearing one of Brucieβs self-deprecating smiles now, but the edges were raw. Unpolished. Certainly not camera ready.
Real?
Jasonβs mouth opened and closed a few times, his brain entirely short-circuited. Of all the things Bruce could have said to himβ¦ of all the things the man might apologize for, heβd honestly forgotten all about the damn gala speech.
Forcing himself to focus, he folded his arms and regarded his former father figure warily.
βSure, thatβs a place to start,β he agreed, more sarcastically than heβd meant to. But he couldnβt take it back.
There was another moment of stiffness, and then Bruceβs shoulders sagged as well as he breathed out, still lookingβ¦ well, so much more human. More breakable, more fallible. Or was that just from hearing him admit heβd been wrong?
βI do mean it, Jason. I did mean it,β he said softly, piercing blue eyes unusually gentle as he looked him over, and suddenly Jason knew what was bothering him.
The mask. The iron mask of Batman, the bumbling shield of Brucie. B always had a mask, over every interaction. Every situation, every possible scene, B always had a character to play. And he played them well.
That was what looked wrong about him. He wasnβtβ¦ intentional. His posture was open and unthreatening, his face lax in a way it never was while he held every muscle in check.
This was just actual, sincere B.
Jason wasnβt completely sure why that made him want to run or cry, but it said a fuck of a lot about him too.
More that he just couldnβt bring himself to return it.
Sucking in a sharp breath, seriously considering grabbing for another crystal, he nodded sharply.
βOkay. Now what.β Because that was the thing; Jason had never wanted B to be sorry that he hadnβt come for Jason. That he finally hadnβt been on time to save him from himself.
He didnβt want the apology, he wanted things to change. To be better. For Bruce to accept that it had happened, and Jason was who he was now because heβd decided to be, not the pits or Tallia or the Joker.
He wanted so many things.
Bruce was searching his face, eyes sharp even as he consciously kept the rest of the expression open. Jason could see the tick of muscle in his cheek. Fuck, was it that hard for Bruce not to put on the act?
After a moment, he spread his hands. A gesture of peace? Not holding a weapon, not tensed for an attack?
βThatβs all. For now. I justβ¦ wanted you to know. Iβm sorry. And Iβmβ¦β the expression pulled a little, becoming pained, βI have been told I am overreacting to the news from Amity Park as well. I should trust your judgement. So Iβm pulling myself from the case to focus on the Anti-Ecto Acts.β
This time Jasonβs jaw just dropped. Bβ¦ Bruce never. Never pulled himself from a case. Not for broken bones, ruptured organs, not even if heβd died.
It was almost worse than the rage; all of a sudden he was lost at sea, the one grounding, immovable rock in his life swept away. Part of him was even angry at that - at B suddenly deciding that now, this time he was going to be reasonable.
When all Jason expected from him was judgement, antagonism, stupid overbearing demands and being held at armβs length, now all of a sudden the Bat was human.
It was too late to pretend the moment hadnβt happened, to completely hide his shock, but he also couldnβt stop the bluster from rising. Not the way his eyes narrowed suspiciously, even when every part of him that had been Robin desperately hoped this was real.
βAnd what the hell brought that on?β Not the accusation in his voice, although for once Bruce didnβt rise to it. He just chuckled dryly, like heβd been expecting Jasonβs reaction.
βBecause you were right.β
And now Jason was fully on edge again, scanning the man more closely for any signs of hypnotism, mind control, that this was a clone or a replacement. A trap or a trick. Because Bβ¦ Bruce would neverβ¦
Bruce raised both hands quickly, possibly expecting Jason to just⦠jump him. Which, to be fair, would have been a more normal interaction.
βYou were the one who brought the Amity Park situation to our attention. And youβre right, that I canβt expect your doctor or any other ghost to come here to help you until it is safe for them to do so,β he added quickly, and Jason rocked back onto his heels.
Of course, the caveat. That made sense, bitter in the back of his throat as it was. Just an inarguable set of facts.
Not like heβd ever actually admit that Jasonβs judgement was reliable or anything. Folding his arms again (partly to stop his fists from clenching), he gave Bruce a sceptical look.
βRight, so what finally yanked your head out of your ass about it?β He asked sharply. Bruce gave him that same wry smile.
βDiana. And Harley. And Alfred. And Selena. I have beenβ¦ extensively informed I had my head up my ass. So. Iβm sorry for that too. I just wanted to tell you before I left, since I donβt know when weβll see each other again.β
And it shouldnβt have been funny that he actually looked more pained talking about this, admitting a mistake, than he had when nursing broken ribs in the infirmary. Than heβd looked during any of their fights, than when Jason had all but grabbed his face and forced him to see that it really was him, that his dear little Robin came back wrong.
But dark humour was a refuge for all the bats, and if Jason didnβt laugh he had a horrible feeling heβd cry. All that tension, all those days heβd worried about what heβd say or do when they came face to face againβ¦ heβd never have imagined any of this.
Could imagine another bloody battle before imagining Bruce saying sorry.
All of a sudden he was just tired. Ha. Dead tired.
Nothing drained the life out of him like dealing with Bruce.
βGreat. So where are you going?β It was almost a rhetorical question; he didnβt really expect an answer.
Should have, though. Obviously B had to stick his foot in it again.
βAmity Park. As Bruce Wayne, not Batman,β he added quickly when Jasonβs head snapped up, glare sharpening, βit seems the logical place to begin work on the acts.β
And alright, Bruce didnβt sound defensive. He never did; just obstinate, which meant so many things that guessing when it meant what was a losing game.
Jason groaned loudly, raising both hands to scrub down across his face. Because of course all that weirdness hadnβt changed a damn thing. B was gonna B, creepy and intrusive and all.
βAnd look into Danny.β He said flatly, locking eyes with Bruce in time to see his expression twitch. Was he actually gonna lie?
Apparently not. Bruce sighed and nodded.
βMy focus will be on establishing a connection between βBrucieβ and the Anti-Ecto Acts, and investigating the GIW. Danny has been involved in both, and Zatanna has requested the elder Fentons provide me with protection,β he said like it was anything but a weak excuse.
Jason stared at him for a long moment, and then figured fuck it. Actually telling them before he left was technically still an improvement, and Danny and Jason were both well aware that there was gonna be some nosy bullshit.
Heβd warned Danny this was gonna happen, and Danny had said it was fine. That he didnβt care about anything Batman might findβ¦ and knowing just how badly the Justice League had fucked up was going to eat the asshole alive. Which he could have avoided just by listening.
About to just walk away, Jason hesitated. There was actually one thing⦠technically not a necessary for a halfa, but fuck it. Might as well get B used to some ghostly etiquette early.
βHave you asked Danny?β
Bruce stilled, giving Jason a complicated look that mostly felt like judgement. Like Jason should know better than to ask.
βI was under the impression that removing the Anti-Ecto Acts is a priority?β He said stiffly, all awkward tension again.
Jason really did roll his eyes this time.
βSure, but youβre going to his haunt. You text Superman before investigating in Metropolis.β Which technically hadnβt even been true when Jason was actually Robin, but B did text Clark before getting caught investigating in Metropolis. By anything but Kryptonian hearing.
The protocol basically only applied whenever another hero wanted to operate within Gotham because only Batman cared, but it was on the Leagueβs books.
Bruce had picked up the wording though, because of course he had.
βHis haunt?β He asked carefully, that tiny tick between his brows that meant he was processing starting up.
Jason rolled his eyes harder. For emphasis. Had JL Dark actually missed this part of the briefing? He was so not writing up Ghost Etiquette 101 for the league. No way.
But. It. Might be kinda cool. To have for himself. Especially since it was gonna be increasingly relevant.
βHeβs a ghost hero, B. He died there, he protects the city. Heβs like, the only one whoβll actually get your territorial crap, because in his case itβs part of his makeup.β
Actually, might be part of Bβs too. Danny hadnβt said how liminal Bruce in particular was, but it really wouldnβt surprise Jason if claiming a haunt was part of it. Or if Lady Gotham had already picked out a spot for him.
That thought stung, so he dismissed it immediately and turned towards the kitchen. Hell with the brownies heβd been planning, he was gonna need something much more complicated to keep his mind off the latest wave of bullshit.
Alfred liked soufflΓ©s. Jason could activate the house defences to keep the little gremlins out until they were done.
βJust fucking text him, B. Entering a ghostβs haunt without permission is declaring intent to throw down, and thatβs a fight none of us need.β No matter how much he might like to watch B go up against the ridiculous power-set Danny was packing.
Sure, the Bat went toe to toe with the gods, but that was with plans, tech, and often, backup. Apparently he still didnβt know shit about ghosts, so itβd be fun to watch him try and adapt on the flyβ¦ especially when even Danny wasnβt sure how many actual powers were on the table.
**
Bruce hesitated for a long moment, looking at Jasonβs retreating back.
That had goneβ¦ frankly he did not trust his own read on Jason enough to tell. Neither of them had yelled. Heβd said what he was prepared to; he was still working on the appropriate format for the rest.
Jasonβ¦ hadnβt reacted. Not with anger, which was a blessed relief, but not with anything else either. Except disbelief. Exasperation. Shock.
Not really any aggression, though. That had to be a decided improvement. And while part of Bruce suspected heβd been told to inform Danny so the boy could hide anything unsavouryβ¦.
Heβd known that was likely to happen when he told Jason his plans. Jason would tell Danny; his allegiances there were firmly (and worryingly quickly) established.
Telling Danny himself⦠there was a chance that Jason had been serious about it being a matter of protocol. A formal request, for contact with an inter-dimensional entity.
Despite that entity being present and active in Bruceβs own city without so much as a nod to the Bat. But then, Batman was not a ghost, despite what the goons liked to suppose.
Firmly marshalling his own suspicions, Bruce pulled out his phone to message the youngest Fenton.
Stopped.
Bruce Wayne didnβt have the boyβs number. But Danny knew at least Nightwingβs identity; it was possible he knew them all.
He was going to Amity Park as Brucie Wayne, not Batman. But Brucie Wayne had no way to get the correct phone number. Unexpected contact from Batman was⦠well, expected, to an extent.
And his investigations would be handled and presented as Batman. Surely no one would challenge Brucie Wayne to a fight?
Mind made up, Bruce took his vigilante phone out and did a quick scan through his childrensβ updated contact lists. Most of them seemed to have been enjoying the company of the Amity Parkers; it wouldnβt be hard to get Dannyβs contact information.
**
So. New year, new problems. Danny used to say it as a joke, but this year it was looking pretty darn literal.
Last year, for example, he hadnβt had to worry about his parents finding out about his supposed βlove lifeβ from a magazine (that Jazz must have sent them after theyβd gone back to Amity Park, the traitor), and calling to hound him for details.
Heβd managed to talk them out of driving the GAV straight to Gotham to threaten Jason into βtreating him rightββ¦ which Jason thought was funny solely because he still didnβt actually know how large Jack Fenton was, nor how intense Maddie could be.
He still thought of them as civilians, and maybe a little less than competent, thanks to the database and their zero capture record.
Maybe Danny was cultivating that ignorance specifically so he could watch the moment of truth in person. Sue him, it was funny.
Unfortunately, since the magazine had also included that the gala theyβd been βhooking upβ at had been to celebrate Jasonβs return from the dead, his mom had reached the halfa conclusion on her own. Danny had wanted to let Jason decide when to tell her, but that very first phone call the first words out of her mouth had been βDaniel James Fenton, have you met another halfa without telling us?β
And Danny had been so taken aback by them actually noticing anything (it was to do with ghosts, of course theyβd noticed, heβd kicked himself for days after) that sheβd taken his speechlessness as confirmation.
So.
They had that out of the way before they even said hi.
Despite Dannyβs firm assurances that he and Jason werenβt actually dating, the papers were making the whole thing up (the photos hadnβt helped, but his dad seemed to buy that heβd been. Trying to help Jason fix his shirt. After the rogue attack, yβknow), his parents had insisted on another call with Jason.
And Jazz. Because he had to introduce his sister to his new boyfriend too.
Jason hadβ¦ taken it well? Hadnβt gotten much of a word in edgewise, around Jack Fentonβs boisterous laughter and insistence that he come around some time soon. Heβd agreed with Danny that they definitely were not dating, which.
They werenβt.
They just werenβt.
They were just. Friends. Who hung out after classes in the evening. And texted all day. And told each other their deepest darkest soul secrets in like, a week after theyβd met.
Dannyβs mom had seemed a little more convinced by the end of the call, but still insisted Jason should come down to Amity Park anyway, to get to know the family.
Danny was still in denial about it being even a little bit helpful, but Jason had decided to drop the Fright Knight bomb right away. It was the actual real reason they were so close now, so it made sense as an explanation that wasnβt them being partners or whatever.
(Danny still hated it. Resented he couldnβt be trusted to justβ¦ have a friend. It always had to be something stupid and dramatic.
And he was totally offended by how immediately relieved his mom had been that heβd have someone βlooking after himβ. Like he wasnβt a whole ass adult for years already, and the king of a realm for longer than that.)
And now he was gonna have to call them back, and probably get a message to Fright Knight, because Dannyβs newest problem was that Batman now had his phone number.
And was asking his permission to go to Amity Park to deal with the Anti-Ecto Acts.
(βBrucie Wayneβ was officially the one going for the Acts, the message only said that Batman would be escorting the billionaire and gathering evidence separately, but Danny wasnβt fucking buying it.
And since Batman had his phone number and had used it, Tucker could technically get into Batmanβs phone and prove it. Like Constantine showing up at Wayne Manor left a shadow of a doubt.
But noooo, Danny knew all about dramatics and billionaires and their sketchy underground labs. He could play along.)
Which, technically, might wind up solving one of his biggest problems.
It was also gonna completely ruin all the work he and Jason had done persuading the Fentons they werenβt dating; he could already hear his dad booming delightedly about meeting future in-laws. Because why else would Jasonβs dad go to visit?
Not like there were actual laws on the books declaring Danny as a mandatory extermination target. Or like the Justice League might finally have gotten their thumbs out of their asses and want to check in.
Clearly Dannyβs love life was the only thing that mattered.
At least he wouldnβt have to worry about that crap from Frighty; all the ghosts were gonna know all about Danny and Jasonβs soul resonance (be still his beating fucking heart that was still ridiculous). He would have to let him know a superhero was gonna be in town though.
Actual ghosts werenβt likely to mistake Batman for one of their own and these days most of Dannyβs rogue gallery was cool about not picking fights with humans without Fenton tech, but Danny figured better safe than sorry.
And.
Maybe.
Really wanted to see Batman and Fright Knight hang out. They were gonna totally love or totally hate each other, and either way he was a little sorry he was gonna miss it.
Unless he gave in and took time off class, kidnapped Jason from whatever work he did, and made the trip homeβ¦ because heβd been direly warned that if he did show up without Jason, Jack Fenton would drive him back to Gotham personally. So, no. Nope. Not happening.
The long and the short of it was that instead of being blissfully free of his parents nagging him to visit until the summer, he was now fielding calls and texts demanding he come back home for March Break, at the latest. And bring Jason.
Mom wanted to βassess himβ, which was fucking terrifying and the more Jason didnβt take it seriously the more Danny was tempted to actually make the trip. It would at least come with a defined end date. And force Jazz to take a break if she wanted to come too.
She at least had been less insistent on calling him every single day to bug him about it; probably because she was busy frying herself to death at university. Sheβd apologized for missing the group chat too, and the first family phone call, but it wasnβt a huge surprise.
Jazz had had the helicopter parent firmly knocked out of her by double majors, which Danny used to think was a good thing. Now he considered it might actually be a sign she was⦠not cracking under the pressure? But not taking care of herself.
Hopefully it wouldnβt return full force once she got some actual sleep and decent food in her.
Honestly, Danny wasnβt unaware that this was the most normal his problems had ever been. Just a few years ago heβd have done anything but wish to Desiree that his biggest problem would be βmy parents think Iβm dating one of my friendsβ.
Right now it was looking pretty good too, actually. Because at this precise second, Dannyβs biggest problem was that he was running out of excuses not to talk to Nocturn.
***
Tim was beginning to think he had a bit of a crush on Tucker Foley. It was a surprise to him as much as anyone else; normally the kind of fawning adoration that tech geeks usually followed him with was an instant turn off. There was just⦠no point getting close to people who saw him as an idea, not a person.
And, frankly? The mere existence of Timblr probably would have been a red flag for anyone else. Sure, Tucker had closed it down, but it still existed - and Tucker Foley could have taken care of that easily.
The thing wasβ¦ even under the hero worship heβd caught in Tuckerβs eyes when they were first introducedβ¦ well, Tucker wasnβt exactly respectful to his heroes. That did tend to follow along with a friend in a teen hero career; everyone else was instantly less cool by association.
Tucker just plain wasnβt a good fanboy. He hung on Timβs every word, right up until they started talking tech - the subject he most admired Tim for. Didnβt admire him enough not to cut him off half way through an explanation, call an idea βarchaicβ, or ask if Tim was serious.
(And okay, once or twice he hadnβt been; just testing his technical chops.)
The thing was, Tucker wasnβt only a genius with regular technology, he was a prodigy in an entirely new field of software and occult collusion, and he knew it. He was delighted to upgrade Timβs systems (although Danny would still need to do the full ecto-infusions; Tucker could interface, but didnβt produce his own ectoplasm), and more than happy to point out everywhere they needed improving.
Tim genuinely respected his opinion, which wasnβt a distinction he gave to many people whoβd never worn a cape; heβd already ccβd the other, Lucius Fox, into his and Tuckerβs email chains. (Lucius was very enthusiastic about the oncoming apprenticeship - for him.)
And Tucker was funny, allergic to personal privacy, andβ¦ well, Tim was pretty sure heβd felt those first twinges when, as promised, he tagged Tucker in to help interrogate the Riddler.
Digitally, obviously. With Tuckerβs classes starting back up and the New Years hangovers finally clearing the board, the next time they saw each other in person might be upsettingly far out. But Tucker had cheerfully hacked his way into Gotham PDβs systems and made himself comfortable while Red Robin and Batwoman waited for Riddler to be brought in.
Tim had so few pure pleasures in his life, but watching Kate try to keep a straight face when the interrogation roomβs speakers began blasting what was essentially a stripper theme perfect for Eddie Nygma the second the door closed?
Riddler had been utterly baffled as well, talking over the beginning until they reached the chorus, where the singer practically spelled out his name. His stunned silence had given way to a burst of offended protest that was entirely undercut by the way his fingers kept time.
As the teen hero in the room, Red Robin was allowed to snicker at him, but Batwoman had to pretend to be an adult about it.
And when the first song ended, silence had fallen for what must have been a perfectly calculated fifteen seconds, and then the Jeopardy theme began playing.
Of course, soundtracking hadnβt been Tuckerβs only contribution to the interrogation, just Timβs favourite. Red Robin had the tablet from the gala back from evidence, from which Tucker had cheerfully admitted in Matrix style scrolling green text that heβd been the one back-hacking Nygmaβs filesβ¦ and locking him out of them.
And replacing every single link Nygma had clicked from the night of the gala to the day Batwoman hauled him in to a random page from Riddles.com, which Riddler had declared a new vendetta against every time anyone would listen. It was beautiful.
Robins were professionally annoying, it was part natural talent on all of their parts (except Damian) and part intensive training on how to disrupt thought patterns and push people into mistakes. Tucker could have led the class, and Tim had been overtaken by a powerful urge to kiss the smug grin he could feel through Tuckerβs text straight off his face.
Of course, Tim had a boyfriend. And had been overtaken more than once by similar urges for almost every one of his friends, when they did something brilliant.
Steph called it oral fixation, Tim preferred positive reinforcement. Conner found the whole thing extremely funny, especially since Tucker still stumbled over his words if Conner was so much as looking at him.
Which made all of his siblings trying to tease him about Tuckerβs βcrushβ on Tim look ridiculous, by the way. Tucker Foley was not a subtle man; he couldnβt even string a sentence together around someone he actually liked.
He could string plenty of sentences together around Tim, the two of them could finish each othersβ half the time.
(He wasnβt upset about Tuckerβs obvious interest in Conner either; Tim knew damn well his boyfriend was an incredible catch and he was lucky to have him. Tuckerβs crush was justβ¦ peer review.)
Already he was counting down the days until March Break, when Tucker was going to visit in person again. Honestly, he might push to get a zeta put in nearer to MIT in the meantime.
It wasnβt like the institute was never targeted by supervillains, it would just be practical.
But Tim himself couldnβt suggest that now, because then all of his siblings would jump on the Tucker thing and heβd never hear the end of it. It was a dilemmaβ¦ because even if Conner or Danny could just go and pick him up again, zeta was just faster.
It had nothing to do with missing time that Conner and Tucker were bonding, or being a puppy waiting for his master to come home, whatever Steph said.
(And honestly, Tucker Foley? Not exactly commanding βmasterβ material. Until he was talking about his area of expertise. Then he was certain and confident and got this really attractive gleam in his eyeβ¦)
The quickest solution would be getting all of Team Phantom officially involved in the Justice League, of course. Then he wouldnβt even need to suggest it; close zeta access was vital for all of the heroes.
But Team Phantom couldnβt join the League until Phantomβs existence was no longer illegal. So they had to dismantle the Anti Ecto Acts. Bruce was investigating the GIW, and planning what he probably thought was a secret trip to Amity Park, but none of it was happening fast enough for Timβ¦ because it probably wouldnβt be done by March Break. In two months.
Heβd broken more than just the American government in two months; all it took was the right leverage. And a complete lack of self restraint.
So, yβknow, Tim had a new side project in and around his other Gotham cases. All he needed was a house and then senate majority, and they could get those laws repealed the second the government came back from break.
Lois Lane was already working on the story, Clark would probably join Bruce in Amity Park (whether he knew Bruce was there or not) for interviews. There was only so much public pressure could do though, and that never worked fast enough either.
Not compared to Timβs preferred methods. He liked the personal touch.
****
Fun fact, slower core formation? Had not meant slower ghost powers. Not in Jasonβs case, anyway; not even a week after his core came in, a coffee cup had slipped straight through his hand and shattered on the floor.
Heβd stopped handling Alfredβs good china that day, mindful of Dannyβs many horror stories about the school labβs glassware. Alfred hadnβt actually questioned it, although heβd gotten a couple of raised eyebrows when he slid a junk mug toward the kettle.
It was just a good thing heβd already cut down patrolling; heβd been planning to take a step back anyway for a while. Just until he got the balance right between being Red Hood and the newly resurrected Jason Todd.
Heβd had to stop entirely, at least until he got the intangibility under control. Sure, becoming temporarily impervious to weapons would be convenient when he got to choose when it switched off or on. Phasing various limbs half way through solid surfaces and getting stuck though?
No.
Not a chance in Hell. That was not an acceptable risk.
Invisibility had started not long after, which had definitely complicated his trips to the manor; all the bats were good, but vanishing completely out of the blue? That would raise comment.
The good news was that the glacierfrost seemed to be helping there too; either because of the ecto in the ice, or just keeping his emotions regulated, which kept the powers from acting up. Jason wasnβt taking unnecessary risks, but heβd noticed that for at least a couple hours after a hit, he was in more control.
Intentionally turning the powers on was still a struggle, but apparently thatβd just get better with time. And probably fighting - that was the common denominator under all his ghost problems.
Ghost Fight Club was officially starting the second heβd got the transformation down, but how exactly they were going to try and trigger that in a controlled environment was stillβ¦ less clear than Jason would like.
Theyβd have to work it out soon though; the only other ability that was likely to kick in before he could transform was flight, according to Danny. Time was a-tickinβ.
Andβ¦ alright. It wasnβt like Jason was sat at home every night; that was what he and Danny were doing after school now that theyβd cut back to at least a couple days a week. A little practice on budding ghost powers, with backup.
βSurveying his hauntβ was what Danny called it, but it basically meant Danny going ghost and Jason putting on a domino he claimed he borrowed from Dick, and the two of them bouncing around the Alley. And occasionally Danny pushing him off roofs to see if flight had kicked in yet.
(It hadnβt, but he still had his grapples, and refused to let Danny rescue him from his own bullshit.)
Sensing the cityβs natural ecto had gotten much easier with his core fully developed, and Danny was teaching him how to mark it with his own. Pittyβs ongoing corruption was fucking it up though; it was still producing corrupted ectoplasm, and actually more of it now that they were both whole.
(Jason had started sleeping with Frostbiteβs ghost succulent next to his pillow. That was how heβd noticed the new blue glow, which he still meant to ask about. It was still firm and strong, and itβ¦ didnβt feel sick?)
Corrupted ecto reeked so strongly of that corruption that it was completely useless for anything else, apparently. So until they finally finished purging Pitty, what all their little adventures actually amounted to was tagging.
Danny made them special ecto-spray-paint, and they spent the nights finding weirder and weirder corners to spray a little mark onto. Jason would have liked to use something to do with Red Hood, for the symmetry, but. Well. He hadnβt worked out how to have that conversation yet.
Heβd been making do with little ghost doodles. It had been years since heβd done any real graffiti art, but it was like riding a bike, and the ecto sprayed really well. A cartoon ghost wasnβt all that hard anyway; an elongated little blob, occasionally with little fangs or unattached clawed hands.
Heβd been going for something like an Among Us bean, but Danny had declared that he was drawing Pitty, and wellβ¦ it stuck. Doodling little Pit ghosts was the order of the day, ranging from cute little Pittys (modelling good behaviour, Danny called it) or vicious little bastards, depending on how both Jason and Pitty had been that day.
Because that was definitely one piece of good news, in with all the bullshit new ghost powers was causing. Before heβd felt surges of rage, the moments where the Pit was reaching out and trying to affect him. Universally bad, aggressive, and violent, pre-Danny.
He could kinda feel it all the time now, like a heated scarf draped over his body, or the constant breathing of a dog just behind his ear. It was quiet mostly, and he was beginning to suspect it had cost more energy than heβd ever expected for it to reach out to him at all.
For all that heβd worried about it being too much like raising a kid, itβ¦ well, the nice way to say it was probably that it wasnβt that bright. It could talk to him in ghostspeak, kind of; most of what he actually heard felt like emotional reactions, closer to speaking through auras than words despite how much itβd felt like it was crawling up his throat.
The Pit could handle basic concepts, recognised Dannyβs name, but other than that? It mostly seemed to follow Jasonβs emotional leadβ¦ and then dial it up to eleven. Which, yeah, was exactly what heβd been scared of when he thought it might be like, a whole ass person. Toddlers were terrifying little sponges.
Jasonβs experience of kids wasnβt exactly what heβd call normal, sure, but Pitty was reminding him less of a kid and more and more of some kind of small and bitey animal.
Which, yβknow, was a relief. Sort of. It wasnβt like he could fuck up an animal in the same way as he could a kid. Nowhere near the same level of responsibility.
Just. When he thought about the pit rage, the idea of it being attached to something which literally had fangs and claws was not exactly reassuring. Even at the size of a chihuahua.
A little impromptu art therapy while they marked his haunt wasnβt exactly helping with that part, but it wasnβt hurting. And he was trying to explain that feeling bad was not actually dangerous or harmfulβ¦ via spray paint.
He was only about 70% sure that Pitty could see.
But it got him out and about, kept him in shape at least for swinging from roof tops, and gave him an excuse to hang out with Danny. It did involve actively avoiding anything heβd normally investigate (at least until he had a reasonable explanationβ¦ or brought up the Red Hood thing)β¦ but it felt good. It was soothing.
Even knowing full well heβd made plans, prepared extensively, still had his guys making sure the Alley was safe and all was well, he still found himself itching to patrol on the nights he stayed in.
He could only assume that was part of the whole Haunt thing; he had good people working under him, and a couple of bright lieutenants that while heβd never let them wear the hood, he was comfortable giving them some solo enforcement missions to keep the fear of Red Hood in everyoneβs hearts. All relevant parties, anyway.
Luckily he still had the library project as a convenient excuse for the bats. It kept them off his ass, and Jason could admit that it probably wouldnβt have taken much to persuade him to take a night run.
And get his ass stuck half way through some fucking wall somewhere, or lose a foot to a rooftop, and need to break himself free or call Danny in the fucking suit. Nope.
(Heβd been tempted to let his family think he was saving his nights for Danny, which wasnβt even completely untrue; Danny wasnβt over every night anymore, not with his school schedule, but if he wasnβt over they texted.
Jason had begun saving a meme folder just for things to show Danny, which had quickly absorbed his full folder for death jokes and just kept going. Danny was going to be a very supportive βfatherβ for their fake pit-kid, and had clearly been stockpiling dad jokes to send back.)
Honestly though, Jason was just relieved heβd already planned to slow the vigilante side for a while in the wake of his official revival; there was a lot that had to be done to come back from the dead, and a lot more he could do with official Wayne backing for areas of Crime Alley that Hood couldnβt touch.
Heβd even let some of the bats in on those plans before Danny showed up; it wasnβt a surprise that he wasnβt patrolling. They were mostly leaving him alone about it, although Dick had offered to pop his Red Hood gear on and run a couple of patrols if things got too rowdy.
Jason had told him to fuck off, then got his street kids spreading the rumour that Hood was gearing up for something big. Let people think that the momentary quiet was just the first rumbles for an oncoming storm.
Hell, let them think Hood was in cahoots with Jason Todd-Wayne; that or preparing to run him out of the Alley. Let both of his lives work together for a while. The rumours shut half the fucking low-level dealers up; no one was pushing anything within three blocks of his territory, in case Hood was planning an expansion.
Thatβd boil over after a while and bite him in the ass if he didnβt go and kick something down, but for now it worked. He had so much to do for the library, for the new shelters from the Wayne foundation, for the soup kitchens. He actually was pretty busy, even on his nights in.
Fuck, heβd even taken time to hang out with the actual Alley kids, as Jason and Hood. The mouthy little shits kept him grounded, and maybe heβd tried it as a trial run for Pitty, but since that wasnβt gonna be the same problem heβd kept it up as a test of his own patience.
Which had. Very abruptly. Become the cause of one of his biggest concerns. Because the biggest change since his core came in had actually taken him a couple more days to notice.
Because now, Jason could see the fingerprints of the new entity.
That hadnβt been fun to work out; heβd been intentionally taking it slow until his core formed. Part of him had been sorta hoping to be able to just avoid anything that might set them both off until the Pit was ready to pop out on its own. Nothing related to the new case he couldnβt start, nothing related to the Joker or pits or any of that shit.
So when some of the kids had been showing up with some weird shadowy smudge on their clothes, heβd assumed it was the usual Gotham grime. They claimed not to see it, he threw them at the laundry room and cussed them out, it always came off.
Now the Curse, the Curse was staying out of Crime Alley entirely. Heβd seen it during the day once or twice, a shadow attached where it shouldnβt be, a flicker over Damian or Timβs shoulder. He always knew when the Curse was around now, a frosty fog filled his lungs whenever it was close.
(Danny had called it his βghost senseβ, which was lame but Jason didnβt have a better idea.)
And those smudges didnβt have the same kind of ozone-aftertaste that the Curse left in his mouth.
And then one of his girls, maybe seven years old, had come in with that same kind of smeared shadow sticking through soft black hair. Heβd had some sharp fucking words with the older kids about that, he didnβt expect them to stay pristine at all times, but for fucks sake it was clumping.
Basic hygiene fucking mattered on the street, none of them could afford a proper de-matting or even a decent razor to shave their heads, so Jason had instilled the importance of bare-minimum finger combing in every one of them years ago. You could live with a fucking rug dragging at your skull, but it made absolutely everything harder.
Heβd sat the girl on a stool and washed her hair in a bucket himself, while repeating the same fucking lecture to the other girls. Noticed half way through that while the sticky shit was indeed washing out of her hair, it wasnβt being broken down by the soap.
It was clinging to him instead, seeping into the creases of his fingers and under his nails. Heβd tried not to visibly react, giving her a last rinse and wrapping her hair in a towel-hat that she didnβt stop touching for the next forty minutes, fucking it up a dozen times.
The smudgy crap had washed off his hands eventually, but when he saw Danny the next day heβd visibly backed up a few steps, then given Jason about six shots of ecto because his was apparently rancid again. No prizes for spotting the connection, and from there it was obvious.
And then heβd seen Harley the next day, that same smudgy crap a handprint around her fucking throat, and heβd seen red. Hot, angry, blood red, and it not being green had startled the life out of him.
(Harley noticed. Duh. It was her thing. And while Jason couldnβt just tell her some malevolent fucking entity made from her shitty ex was crawling through the city, heβd been as honest as he could be.
Harley definitely couldnβt see the smudges. Danny hadnβt had any answers or way to make it stop fucking touching people.)
Hypothetically, this was all gonna be good in the end. Itβd make things easier, being able to see and track this shitstainβs work.
It did not feature in his βdonβt get pissed off or think about workβ plan.
It was just faintly possible that obsession, self flagellation, and a desire to be personally responsible for fucking everything might be more than just Bruceβs problem. Could maybe be a family affair.
Jason made more pies. Occasionally narrating what he was doing aloud, half for Pittyβs benefit and half for Dannyβs when the little shit was crashing on his couch.
It was fine. He was coping. Another couple weeks, Danny reckoned, and Pitty would be out of his body and he could get back to his fucking life.
With a pet Pit ghost in tow, apparently, but if the worst came to the worst he could fucking soup the thing once it was outside him.
(He was also going to teach Danny to make soup. Proper soup. On principle.)
**
Preparing for his trip to Amity Park had taken longer than Bruce had expected. Not least because Alfred had finally run out of patience, and sentenced him to bedrest for the next 12 hours after he returned from the Justice League meeting lest he unlock the tranquilizer guns and give his children free reign.
In the old days, when heβd just become Batman, Bruce had assumed Alfred would never be able to catch him anyway. Heβd been cocky and confident in his skills, and often ignored Alfredβs demands.
And yet the man always seemed to know, raising a disapproving eyebrow at Bruce every time heβd slipped back into the room just before Alfred made his rounds.
And then Steph came into his life, and Bruce learned all too fast that Alfred had merely been waiting for appropriate safeguards. That was three kids along of course, but by now Bruce knew exactly why it had been Steph Alfred had waited for.
His relationship with Dick was too tumultuous. While Dick never feared Bruce and was perfectly happy to join Alfred in nagging and bossing him around, by the time Dick moved out Bruce had half expected to only see his son at Justice League meetings, if at all.
They were different men, and Dick had always had an anger in him that Bruce couldnβt fathom. Heβd mastered it, his control very rarely slipping, butβ¦ Bruce had trained Dick himself, and he was one of a very short list of people that Bruce had no concrete backup plan for.
Nothing but hope to make him cocky with the first attack, and pray the second caught him off guard.
His relationship with Dick hadnβt improved until Tim came into his lifeβ¦ and helped him get his head out of his ass.
Jason? Jason had been an angel. A scruffy, beaten down angel with badly bruised wings when Bruce first picked him up, but heβd flourished in Wayne Manor. Heβd taken to Robin with joy and enthusiasm, but had more devotion to his studies than any of Bruceβs kids before or since.
Heβd even stay in to study for tests, and if things had been differentβ¦ perhaps heβd have been the one to break Bruceβs obsession with his night life.
But Bruce had begun taking that good heart for granted, pushed when he should have listened, and sent Jason to his death.
Tim had a hard enough time keeping Bruce from killing himself, along with anyone who stood in the way of his mission. He was a solemn, serious little boy from the start, and though Dick took a more active role this time around and declared himself a big brother (possibly to spite Bruce)β¦ well.
It had to be Steph.
Steph, who would vehemently deny being one of his from whoa to go, was just like all of his children; a feral little gremlin. But Steph had that one more element too, the one which young Dick had had in spades but pulled back from with Bruce years before.
Steph liked to have fun.
Tim treated Bruce as a mission just as much as Gotham was Bruceβs, and Dick had never forgiven him for Jason. Or the fights that went before. Neither could pick up a Nerf gun and hunt him through the city in pure play in those days.
Until Steph gave them the guns, of course. Now any and every one of his children would happily take a tranq gun from Alfred and merrily stalk him through the manor and city at large, and even to the Watchtower if he tempted fate (and Tim).
Bruce was powerless against them, although pride warred with frustration every single time one of them managed to drug him to sleep. Heβd trained them well. Well enough that theyβd put what was right over what he wanted, that none of them were even a little afraid of him.
Heβd planted the seeds of his own destruction.
So when heβd seen Duke and Dick hanging βcasuallyβ around the halls while Alfred escorted him to bed, heβd resigned himself to twelve hours of rest.
Heβd slept for sixteen. And woke feeling much better, to his own chagrin. His head felt clearer, the migraine almost gone, and the sudden swoops of nausea had finally begun to pass.
He still had odd moments, especially when heβd been on the computer planning the trip to Amity Park for too long, but heβd reluctantly agreed with Alfred. He needed to fully recover from his concussion; that meant rest. And taking days and weeks instead of hours.
Amity Park would still be there, after all. He couldnβt get back the years theyβd been late. Heβd had to concede another two weeks.
Zatanna had also demanded an explanation for why he was suddenly interested in the town - luckily the Anti-Ecto Acts provided a sufficient cover. They were even most of the reason he was going.
She could also see the gravity of the situation, and offered to put him in touch with some local specialists who claimed to have tech that would keep him from being possessed. Specialists named βFentonβ. Because of course they were.
Sheβd offered him a ward as well, but mostly in jest. She knew how Bruce felt about magic, and had told him science was on the table almost immediately.
Bruce knew full well it wasnβt a coincidence. Formerly regarded as quacks, the Fentons had been featured prominently in all of their Amity Park news sources. Usually as menaces and a hazard to society, which aligned with what the Mansons had told him.
Still, their actions had nothing to do with the character of their son. Danny Phantom had been Amity Parkβs protector for six years, although heβd not had many serious ghosts to fight for the last three.
As Foley had claimed, the ghosts seemed to have settled into a status of local nuisance that was oddly aligned with the Fentons senior; loud, intrusive, and often an inconvenience to your day, but not the threats to life, limb, or infrastructure that had characterised the first years after the portal opened.
Amity Parkβs general consensus seemed to be that Danny Phantom had tamed the ghosts, won over the Fentons, and quite efficiently saved the day. He hadnβt been sighted there much in the past year, but that was because heβd been in Gotham.
In school. Finally being able to study and look towards his future.
His main heroic endeavours in the last three years of his career had involved the same GIW, the Ghost Investigation Ward that Foley had told Tim about. They unfortunately had not followed the general trend of de-escalation⦠although they had been rather subdued in the last year.
It felt different to Bruce, though. Incidents were less frequent, but those occurrences where they did find a ghost had become markedly more violent. The decreased frequency seemed to have lulled the townsfolk into believing they were also less of a threat, but the problem with pushing your enemies into a corner was how much more dangerous a cornered animal became.
There was something worrying happening with the GIW, that would have borne looking into even if he wasnβt also looking to understand Danny better. Preparing everything heβd need for the official investigation was most of what had slowed him down.
Of course, he was going to Amity Park as Brucie Wayne, not as Batman. Vlad Mastersβ friendship was going to help him there; the man had been delighted to invite him down for the weekend when Bruce had reached out.
A little faked enthusiasm for football and interest in Vladβs favourite team and he was a seemingly completely open book. He was more than happy to give Brucie the grand tour of his little town, and even promised a personal escort from the airport.
Bruce was beginning to suspect that getting away from the man might be more of a challenge, although he was another potentially useful source of information on the Amity Park situation.
Not that Masters was a particularly high priority source. But Bruce could admit he may have been hasty to dismiss his views on Danny as being biased, and as mayor he should know something about the GIW operations in his cityβ¦ and given how many contracts with the agency could be traced back to his companies in the early days of the agencyβs formations, he would be a much more serious subject for investigation than a source.
The good news was, everything was now in place. He had Dannyβs permission and would be flying down to Amity Park in a matter of hours, and had already bought out the entire top floor of a local hotel, so he should have plenty of privacy to operate from.
With any luck, being able to set things in motion to repeal the Anti-Ecto Acts could also be a first step towards patching things up with Jason⦠and with Danny. No matter what conclusions Bruce came to in Amity Park, the Justice League owed Danny Phantom a serious apology, and the Infinite Realms some swift action.
Their negligence could have sparked an inter-dimensional war, and nearly had cost a young man his future. Bruce was self aware enough to admit that the guilt of that knowledge was a major factor in why he hadnβt spoken to Danny face to face again.
Yet.
At least Danny had given him permission to visit and explore his haunt. That had to count for something.
He was going to apologize. Probably after giving Jason the proper apology his son so richly deserved. Perhaps Jason would even be willing to help him work out how to properly apologize to Danny too; Bruce wasnβt good at apologies at the very best of times, but Harley had made it explicitly clear that he was going to be getting in a lot of practice.
**
Now, ya can call Harley Quinn a lot of things (and people definitely have), but one thing she ainβt despite the goofball act? Stupid.
Somethinβ was up in Gotham, somethinβ one heck of a lot weirder than all the weird shit that had marked her time in the city.
Oh, sheβd gone anβ had another word with Brucie after Waylon told her how Jasonβd had to leave through the roof after his talk with Constantine.
(Sheβd hunt Johnny-boy down later too, probably just after he decided she wasnβt gonna come for βim and stopped hiding, but odds on? Brucieβs fault, and Connie was just his unfortunate messenger.)
The thing was, heβd decided to sicc Johnny on poor Jason before theyβd had their little talk, so by the time she caught him again he was already all downcast and shamefaced. Already admitting he done fucked up.
And it just wasnβt satisfyinβ to kick him while he was down, anβ while he was already tryinβ. Heβd even decided on his own to leave both boys alone for now, to let things cool down before tryinβ again.
Now, Mama Quinzel didnβt raise no dummy, she could see a million ways olβ Brucieβs plan to go and try anβ fix Amity Park for Danny was gonna go wrong. But she wasnβt an expert at this ghost business, so she didnβt pretend to be.
She did exactly what sheβd told Brucie to do; consulted an actual expert.
She asked Sammy and Jazzy, Dannyβs big sis who was just a real darlinβ, in their group chat (which had been popping off since Sammy was a lil sweetheart and set it up for βem; Jazzy-boo was of doinβ all kinds of neurological shit but sheβd read some psych textbooks in her day, and Harley loved watching a self taught student grow). Anβ then she hunted down Jason and Danny, to ask βem directly.
Which had been when sheβd got her first clue that somethinβ was up; when Jason looked at her like she was still wearinβ a certain other clownβs paint, all stiff and locked up and full of anger.
See, thatβd happened before. When they first met, him fresh outta the grave, her fresh outta Hell. When heβd asked if she and Joker were really through, anβ sheβd told him hell yeah.
When heβd asked if sheβd get in his way of killing the asshole.
That anger, all tight anβ tense anβ burstinβ had been wrapped around his throat then, chokinβ him on it. It was cooler now, more human, more like somethinβ the sweet lil sunshine child who could melt her heart with his tears could feel.
It still wasnβt, yaβknow, in the vague vicinity of healthy, but sheβd seen Jason Todd about to lose his shit before. Anβ his hands shook when he touched her, when he asked what the hell sheβd done to her neck.
Harleyβd taken a good long look in several bathroom mirrors since. There was nothinβ she could see there, but Harley Quinn had been a short term guest in more than one Hell. There was plenty of shit she was all too happy not ta see.
Then there was olβ Harvey. Sheβd run him down fasterβn the bats, because she wasnβt also chasinβ Riddler, Great White Shark, at least three new plots from olβ Pengy, or a suspiciously quiet and freshly escaped Scarecrow.
Two-Face had been all quiet anβ polite since his heist on the young Mr Toddβs party went tits up, so heβd flown under their radar.
Not hers.
Harley always made time for her old friends.
And Harvey had been weird too. Twitchy, on edge, jumpinβ at shadows. That happened if he thought the olβ Bat was after βim, but heβd had no reason to think that. Anβ for all heβd flipped his little coin and played up the bit, Harley knew when her friends were off.
Something had put Harvey on edge. Stuffed a bee up his ass and made him all snappy.
Heβd even tried to pull a gun! On her! His sweet, darlinβ, perfectly loveable and innocent Harleen!
So, yaβknow, when sheβd touched ground again anβ heβd run outta bullets, sheβd knocked it outta his hands before he could reload and reminded him there were more than just Bats to fear. There was also her bat.
Anβ by the time they were both all tired out and slumped against each other to order smoothies, heβd admitted he didnβt know why heβd decided to go fer young Jason. To attack their buddy Brucieβs boy.
Now, Harley wasnβt sure Harvey knew silly olβ Brucie was the Big Bad Bat. She suspected he did, somewhere, in the part of him he hid from all the unpleasantness.
If he knew, he was repressinβ it real deep.
But heβd seen word of the gala, anβ something inside him went dark, and heβd flipped a coin. Got all sorts of plastic explosive of all things ready to really give Gotham a show they wouldnβt forget.
Anβ then when it was time to roll out, nunna his carsβd start. Anβ heβd flipped the coin again. And stayed home.
She snagged the detonators on his explosives on the way out, on principle. There were some rules after all, and while the Bats could certainly handle anythinβ olβ Harvey could build, he shouldnβa shot at her.
Harley Quinn was officially out of the rogue game, but that had nothinβ ta do with shit disturbing. She was beginning to wonder though.
Somethinβ was weird in Gotham, a kinda energy in the streets that wasnβt the same black stubbornness sheβd known and loved. Somethinβ that felt a little nastier. A little closer to biting.
Now, Harley Quinn was a lotta things. She also wasnβt a lotta the things everyone else thought she was.
She was no quitter. She was no fool. She was no coward to turn tail from some nasty vibes. She might still be a teensy weensy bit mentally disturbed, as you say, but she had her shit together.
Anβ she knew when somethinβ else was tryinβ ta play with her head.
Much as she loved Gotham like a second home, she was beginninβ ta wonder if she shouldnβt head back to Pammy anβ let their mystery of who was givinβ Coney Island a hard time sit with the Bats.
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