bad kid

“you are a lawyer and he is a hamster”

I needed this post

A juvenile bug isn't called a larva until it reaches the surface. While it's still underground it's called a margma

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

Squart

have you seen the lord of the rings movies? the practical effects look great, but there's also an amazing digital serkis

Cats understand "naughty". In fact I think they're the only animal who understands it. Dogs know "good" and "bad" but not Naughty. Same with theft. Cats know what theft is. They know when they are thieving and you can see it on their faces. Squirrels are thieves but they don't know that. They know "take" and "have" but they don't comprehend what it is to steal. Nor do raccoons or coyotes or any species of rodent. They may participate in theft but they are ignorant of the weight of what they do, the full meaning of it. Cats know what crime is and they do it on purpose.

Encounter: Toronto Baseball Warlock