Now a self plocamed mage.

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

There is another way

By the Nine, keep your whore mouth shut

Pretty sure the other way involves keeping your whore mouth open

Of course they're dogs. They're werewolves.

"sound of the summer is this song" WRONG. its cicadas

Commissions an army of life-size clay effigies for my opulent tomb to serve me in the afterlife, but I have it all set up so far in advance that they arrive in the afterlife before I do, and by the time I finally show up they've organised and formed a union.

Even after death, you should still be able to pay your opulent servants a living wage.

For those who celebrate

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.