it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

I bring a real “human lives are more important than animals. Yes, even than your doggo” vibe to the function that the people airlifting dogs out of warzones really don’t enjoy

reblog game tell me a girl character youre obsessed with (men you headcanon as women are not allowed)

A juvenile bug isn't called a larva until it reaches the surface. While it's still underground it's called a margma

there may be An App For That™, but have you considered that there is also very likely a Parasitoid Wasp For That™

now i don’t know enough about omegaverse to say anything definitively but from what i have seen it certainly looks like it emulates insects much more than wolves.

like if you’re looking for an animal with strictly defined castes and extensive use of pheromones you are looking for ants i think

Cronenberg fans on pornhub like Hmm. Derivative. Did not challenge me as a viewer.

reblog and put in the tags a comfort movie of yours that’s not supposed to be comforting

oftentimes two guys who want to fuck each other not fucking each other is hotter than if they fucked each other

im off twelve steven universe percocet, i’m fumbling bisexual bitches left and right. i don’t give a shit. i had to smoke the grass i was too busy touching your waifu’s balls. I have precambrian sea kin memories i swim in Trilobite pussy. Puffed the Nagito pack so hard they’re flying pride flags half mast. this shit ain’t nothing to me man. Refer back to my bio motherfucker, check the pronouns you’ll see that I am him