when jesus returns lets crucify him again

someone should make one of those PSA style posts about "not adopting trendy pets that you can't commit to taking care of and eventually throwing them away" but about entering relationships with love-starved trans girls

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

Can I be a furry for a sec

I would absolutely fuck the shit out of Espeon

hey enbyfriend you look gnc as fuck today you're literally a monarch 👏 looking good your majesty <3 you are Working It mx. androgyny !! btw can i see your theythem tits

just call me a slur

this shit is everything to me man. i'm gonna fucking give birth to you

It's fucked up that you can contract "good night" to "g'night" just fine but it if you try to do the same for "good luck" it sounds like you're throating the person you're talking to tip-to-base