when jesus returns lets crucify him again

someone should make one of those PSA style posts about "not adopting trendy pets that you can't commit to taking care of and eventually throwing them away" but about entering relationships with love-starved trans girls

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

ⓘ this user likes being pet like a dog

I still see room for a data center on the other side ☝️

i love how western media convinced people that having braces will make you a loser and a target for bullying but when I had braces when I was 11 everyone like, THOUGHT I WAS THE COOLEST GUY EVER??!! it's interesting to see teeth braces like, become a sort of fashion statement or attractive trait...now let's do that with crooked teeth(I have those)

Two deer. Not just one. Two of them made this mistake

White-tailed deer (Odocoileus virginianus)

this pride month don't forget to kill and eat people who are mean to you or even if they're nice and you just feel like it

or even if you're not really feeling it but you're a lil hungry and the vending machine costs like four dollars for a snickers. the important thing is that you're killing and eating people irl

actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys

if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig

goes for soldiers too

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!