From the Twilight saga to Dansband

do you guys ever like forget you're interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go "oh wait i'm like crazy crazy about this yeah"

me with the spider-verse fr

gender-affirming surgery is a months-long dark comedy. what the fuck do you mean you're charging me double for everything. what do you mean they itemize the bill by left and right ball. what the fuck.

they billed me for three?? three balls???

The funny thing about humans is given enough time they will reinvent the fey from first principles.

Is that a miette?

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

I love tech issues because you spend an hour trying to find a screwdriver the right size for the device to remove the battery before you offhandedly try one thing you read on reddit while looking for what the issue is and it just magically works again

I was supposed to press the on button, not hold it, what?

I'd seen lots of people describe Night in the Woods as being heavily rooted in the experience of growing up in a dying small town in the American Rust Belt, but somehow nobody told my West Virginian ass that it's so Appalachian that I probably live closer to where Mae's house would be than to the nearest IKEA.

This is a game that knows you sometimes find random abandoned limestone kilns in the middle of the woods.

Like, to be clear, even though this is a game set in a Furry AU with all the names changed, I can literally narrow the location of Possum Springs down to within a five-mile radius.

How far can you jump it

A whopping 0 feet before my foreman finds out im even thinking about it.

when i worked parks one summer we had one of those with an open bed and we were expressly and specifically banned from putting someone in the bed with a weed whacker and just flooring it down the sidewalks

Understandable, thats kind of an embarrassing hospital visit.

But the best stories end with an embarrassing hospital visit.

You got embarrassing hospital visit money? Part timers don't get health benefits.

They key is to be the one who ISN'T injured.