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Just a regular princess singing to the regular woodland creature assortment

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I'm coming to realize how vital it is to keep a running list of shit you did in the past few weeks so that you can participate in small talk. It's literally not anything to do with them being interesting at all it's just having Something to say to give people even the barest thing to hold on to. It's so you don't get into the "what have you been up to" "nothing much what about you" "yeah same" trap. Literally just say something.
What have you been up to? Um well it's getting warmer so I've been having to brush my cat every day.
Like no it's not that interesting of a thing to say. But now they can respond to it. They could say, man yeah it really is heating up, I've been trying to think of things to do inside more often. Or, oh you have a cat? What's their name?
Like. It's Something. All you need is Something. And if you're like me and your brain immediately goes blank upon entering small talk then keeping a list will help you remember things to say.
Gaming Dice.
I learned a lot about edges and light and color relationships here.
PAINTING!!! THIS IS A PAINTING
CHAT THIS IS A PAINTING!!!
I went over this post twice before realising. I was like "oh it's just set up like a still life painting, right". NO IT'S FUCKING NOT!
You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.
Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. π
Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.
I mean this with all due respect:
You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.
Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.
Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.
If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.
You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.
Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

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Excuse me , what do notp mean ?
Old tumblr slang is really dying isnβt it
OTP - one true pairing, a ship you really like
BrOTP - bro OTP , a non romantic friendship you really like
NOTP - a romantic relationship you dislike or hate
A strange genie appears and has an offer for you. Youβll be cured of all, youβll have a stable job youβre happy with, and youβll basically just live the best life you can imagine. However, thereβs a catchβyouβll have to relive one specific grade level from middle or high school (the genie is American).
Which would you pick?
6th grade
7th grade
8th grade
9th/freshman year
10th/sophomore year
11th/junior year
12th/senior year
decline the magicianβs offer
none, i am the magician
answers to the magician
Thanks, Anon!
-submit your poll!-
happy june to everyone, especially my fellow aroaces
my 12 year brother is talking to his friend on the phone and trying to arrange plans to go over to his house this afternoon and was saying that our dad could drop him off maybe and i just heard him say "well i could maybe come over earlier but my dad is busy sharpening his scythe"
muffled voice coming from the phone speakers: how long till the scythe is sharp
What Grace doing, question? (inspired by all the kissing fics)
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I donβt usually do this, but Iβm putting a user on blast. Hereβs the full text conversation that I had with βkillpetitprincess1β:
I probably should have blocked them much earlier, but I was morbidly curious about how they would dig in. In the end, they blocked me, possibly because I suggested that I might share these screenshots, but more likely because they didnβt get a harassment ally out of me and decided to move on to another target. Iβd strongly recommend that everyone block and report this account.
Actually, I should probably include this in a reblog in addition to in the comments:
Having talked to the person who was the initial target of this interaction, this user is apparently a serial block evader, a la the infamous Oxford comma guy β they create numerous blogs, spinning up new ones almost daily, for the expressed purpose of harassing a handful of people whose media preferences they hate, often with violent rape threats.
If you see any user with a username that seems to be a variant on this username who is engaging in anything that looks similar to this conversation, I would ask you to please report them, and specifically note that they are block evading. Tumblr staff is typically slow to act in these sorts of situations, and itβs a bit of a game of wack-a-mole, but many quick reports whenever this user spins up a new account could potentially help push them in the direction of an IP ban or similar.
I don't know the first thing about Hazbin Hotel except that it's a cartoon with an art style that reminds me vaguely of Invader Zim, but I will, for the sake of the bit, accept what this person says at face value about it. It's a rapey and transphobic show. Very good, that's the premise, we'll roll with that. Now:
Why is this person not going after Game of Thrones fans? It was a hell of a lot bigger than Hazbin Hotel, and, well, two words: Red Wedding.
Why is this person not going after Harry Potter fans--to the extent that they think a random fan nobody outside that fandom has ever heard of is worse than someone actively funneling billions of dollars into anti-trans legislation? Even if you take Rowling completely out of the equation, the Potter books contain sexual assault, severe bullying, and so, so many kinds of bigotry.
Why is this person not going after American Gods fans? Entirely aside from being written by Neil Gaiman, the book's plot hinges on unexamined violence toward women.
More to the point:
Why is this person not calling the CREATORS to task?
The answer is simple:
It's fandom wank. That's all it is and all it ever was.
This is someone who wants to be a bully and found a way to do so that some people will find acceptable.
I don't watch the "Hellverse" shows, either (its just not my kind of show; rather more swearing than I enjoy), but I have seen stuff about them.
The first was Hazbin Hotel, which was "Charlie, princess of Hell, is tired of the angels coming down to purge the souls of sinners when they get to a high enough level, so she wants to set up a hotel that will redeem those souls so they can leave Hell peacefully instead. Nobody believes she can do it, but she's supported by her girlfriend and an extremely powerful and mysterious demon named Alastor." (Charlie wanted to call the hotel "Happy Hotel," but Alastor changed the sign with his powers at the end of the pilot.)
The second is Helluva Boss, which I know less about, but it's like a political thriller except all the characters involved are demon nobles.
Because the shows take place in Christian Hell, everyone not native to the place is somehow evil (or believes they are, in one case), so they do evil things. And the ones who are native think they have to be evil because that's their job, kind of thing. The cast itself is very diverse as there is at least one trans character I've heard of.
Oh. So it's about the concept that people can grow and change even when they've done terrible things?
No wonder antis hate it.
It's absolutely fandom wank. Like, i started watching hazbin, and then i watched helluva because they're in the same universe. These are not Good shows (to me, hazbin is...fine, helluva is garbage) but...idk, I'm having a good time with them? It's been a while since something with almost no redeeming (heh) qualities crawled inside my brain like a tapeworm and refused to budge.
Also, kids these days, such low standards for what's considered "stanning". I bet they don't even know where the term comes from (insert "i was there gandalf" meme)
Ngl, I've been using "stanning" longer than some of these kids have been alive, 2008 at least, and I have no idea where it's from either.
That's fair! My bad (i did mean it more as a joking thing, kids on my lawn, etc)
It's from the Eminem song/video "Stan". It's written from the perspective of a fan named Stan who is writing to Slim Shady (Eminem's alter ego). He's obsessed and uses the letters as a way of coping with the shitty life he's in. (Actually parasocial). But he gets increasingly unhinged without a response from his idol, and he ends up killing both himself and his pregnant girlfriend.
So, yeah: stanning. I remember watching that video on mtv. Obviously the term expanded to just "obsessive fan behavior", but the children these days will take a few replies saying "I'm not calling this out, i think it's fine" as "stanning".
.....dayyyum.
Tfw you forget there's term for it, on account of the amnesia
Happy pride!
the thing is is that you'll be like. 11 years old and someone will tell you that you have to shave your legs. either it will be your mum or a friend or a mean girl in the p.e. changing rooms telling you how gross it is that you have hair on your legs. so then you ask your mum about it and she says yep you have to take this razor blade and drag it across your skin under running water and just hope you don't cut yourself too badly and you have to do this every single week and maybe more frequently than that and you have to do that for fucking ever. the rest of your fucking life. because the hair that grows naturally on your legs is gross and ugly and people will laugh and boys won't like you! of course boys have hair on THEIR legs. but that's normal and even attractive and it's just not the same for you. and a few years later they'll say well you obviously should also be shaving your armpits. and then it's your arms and then it's that you have to wax your upper lip and pluck your eyebrows and ewww why do you have hair on your fingers and your toes.. you need to shave that too. and then suddenly you need to buy spray that will make invisible hairs on your face visible so that you can shave that too! and it's expensive and time consuming and difficult and it HURTS but they just say beauty is pain babe! and you're not allowed to say that maybe if beauty is pain then you don't actually want to be beautiful
and i'm so fucking tired of girls who do shave being defensive when this topic comes up because then i have to say well of COURSE it's your personal choice whether you want to shave or not! no offense! maybe it makes you feel empowered! you do it for YOURSELF! because that's bullshit and i actually DO think you should stop shaving your legs because it's not fucking empowering it's insane. if you give it more than a minute of thought it can't possibly be empowering. you're in a PRISON!!!!! and i was in the prison too okay and i know it seems hard to break out but i promise you it's not. and the more people we can break out of the prison the easier it gets for everyone else i swear to god. please
pros for stopping shaving: save time money pain, reserve fucks for future ventures so you have some left to give
cons for stopping shaving: people you don't ultimately want in your life will disapprove
try stopping shaving for a month I promise you you will want to extend it to infinity months thereafter
also like. I could see getting hassled for this in middle school because middle school. but if you're a whole ass adult I promise you people are too busy to look at your legs and your pits, most clothes cover them anyway. and if you're a teenager now it's a great time to sort your friends into "chill people to keep forever" and "judgy pricks to put in the compost bin"
My full piece for the Butch Fey zine!! The Knight of the Autumn court, Clove and her Puca Steed! Who is the unofficial and unspoken Queen consort and protector of the realm. I had so much fun with the other Court artists (<3!), building up a little universe where they had house symbols and little interconnected relationships! And our writer was amazing, working with our little guys, it was a great time worldbuilding! ππ Check the project and the other amazing artists on insta!

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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol
you're falling in the trap!! it will be read by many people, many times, and it will live on in their memories. and maybe no single other human will match you in time spent dedicated to your story, but as a collective we will outlast you. acts of creation only grow when they are shared
This. Writing is not like dinner. It can be consumed many times
you write it once so it can be read forever
adding to the pile of little colorful dragons i've been drawing lately
(also available on my kofi as adoptables!)