too many ghosts, not nearly enough spirit

what the shit does that mean

I see all of you people who had this post queue’d for 4/13. Good job.

it’s time. its been a whole year since i made this post

happy anniversary to the great molasses flood

midwife? don't say that. a wife could never be that.

well maybe you should blearily wake up at 5:08 in the pre-dawn light and find the sleeping soft tiny mammal body of your cat just inches from your head like a miracle too beautiful for speech, and you should rustle one hand out from your blankets to rub fingertip circles across the warm eggshell dome of her little velvet-wrapped skull and on the bristly patches just where the cups of her ears begin, and as she inclines her head into your fingers and purrs without ever opening her little eyes you should feel a love so tender that you understand how that love could have reached out from the fireside into the inky spangled nights long gone to reach her, and then you'll feel better

girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go like feathers falling from an angel's wings

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

As is tradition in tumblr culture the locals unearth the corpse of a long deceased figure and drag it across the streets merrily, laughing at what is preserved of the person’s words. This custom, seen as morbid in other cultures, is instead done gleefully and with an unmatched enthusiasm

Happy anniversary, you stupid fucks!

happy anniversary

happy anniversary shitheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy anniversary peebrains

lmfao shoutout to whoever queued this in 2022 and destroyed my notifications today <3

the song made me so fucking terrified and i thought they were gonna make a pussy i’m literally shaking this music makes me feel like I’m being chased by chicken pussy

Why do some people just teeter on the line of darkness like this?

Cooking some cloacas

i think pokemon might have finally reached the apex of its storytelling capabilities with the side quest where a police officer asks you for a shuppet so he can use its emotion sensing powers to start minority reporting people and instead it just drags him back to his apartment and tells him his wife is mad at him. thank you based shuppet.