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There are a ton of quick and cheap electrolyte drink recipes that you can find online. Tea, coffee, cocount water, milk, milk substitutes, juice, etc are all hydrating despite extremely persistent myths. Many fruits and veggies like cucumbers, watermelon, strawberries, bell peppers, etc have high water content and are a great way to hydrate while also getting vital nutrients. Popsicles are also a good way to stay cool and hydrated and you can buy them or make your own with whatever ingredients you want; there are recipes online, including ones for electrolyte popsicles, but you can also just do basic ones with your choice of fruit juice and whatever you want to add, like chunks of fresh or frozen fruit.

When you are experiencing extreme heat, your body is working overtime trying to keep you cool. You are using up all your nutrients and energy faster in addition to losing electrolytes as you sweat. You need extra water, extra electrolytes, extra sugar (your body converts sugar into energy and boy is it burning through it's energy reserves rn), and extra nutrients like vitamins/minerals.

-- The reason tea and coffee are said to not be hydrating is because caffeine is a diuretic, which means it makes you pee. It is a myth that they are not hydrating because they really do have plenty of water content, but also you should be mindful of how much caffeine you're drinking. Consider decaf/caffeine-free options for your additional cups beyond your usual amounts so that you are not having to pee too frequently.

-- I have never heard that milks, coconut water, or juice are not hydrating, thank goodness. They very much are. In fact, they all have water AND other sugars/nutrients that you need. Drink them.

-- "Watery" fruits/veggies are extremely helpful during extreme heat. They really do have water AND other nutrients that your body needs. All the ones mentioned above are great. I particularly like melons (watermelon, cantaloupe, honeydew, etc.) for their water + sugar content. Another thing I do is freeze grapes. I portion them out into separate containers, then grab one to let it mostly un-freeze before eating. This was great to take in my lunches to school as they were the right level of unfrozen right at my lunchtime. Just don't let them completely unfreeze or else they get mushy.

-- Electrolyte drinks, like Gatorade, Pedialyte, or salt packets (LMNT, Saalt, BioSteel, etc.) are extremely important. As said, you need to replace your electrolytes. You should absolutely be drinking these AND plain water/other hydration sources. Please.

-- Popsicles are also an excellent way to get some more water/sugar while cooling off. If you don't have a popsicle stand/kit to make your own, you can make ice cube versions; pour your juice/liquid of choice into an ice tray and then put in any fruit or inclusions if desired.

Other tips to cool down:

wet a towel or cloth with cold water and then place over your forehead and/or across the back of your neck.

swipe a cool, wet cloth over your body and then let your skin air dry (it's the same physics as sweating but loosing less of your own water/electrolytes from it)

remember that hot air rises; while inside, spend as much time as possible as close to the ground as possible. It's often not much, but any little bit helps

be intentional about moving as little as possible-- bring entertainment, snacks, and hydration to wherever you're going to sit/lay and then stay there as long as possible. Conserve your energy.

eyes hit serious diminishing returns wrt resource costs vs vision quality as they get bigger, so the question became: what the FUCK do giant (and colossal) squid need to see so badly that they couldn't see with swordfish-sized eyes that's justifying that massive energy cost? that nothing else in the deep ocean needs to see so fucking badly??

turns out the one strength eyes that big really have over much smaller eyes is: seeing large glowing objects in water deeper than 500 meters from an appreciable distance.

sperm whales are the primary predator of giant squid. sperm whales don't glow. BUT! water that deep is full of bioluminescent creatures-- these creatures light up when bumped into. something a sperm whale's size is continuously bumping into those critters, it's just surrounded by a glowing field all the time when it's swimming at those depths, visible from a distance-- if you have the right eyes-- as a massive glowing shape. so basically the only reason to have eyes the size of soccer balls is if you live in the deep ocean and your life depends on having a heads up when a hungry sperm whale lurking around

how it started out normal but as time progressed it became more and more obvious that josh had possessed his own mii, he was always depressed and always getting into fights, he couldn't handle living his life on the island and the longer it went on the more the josh begged for death. the poster couldn't bare to delete him and tries to make fun items and help him make friends and send him on trips but nothing works. each week something scary would happen. the island contrast gets all fucked up and the sea turned red. Spooky music. the buildings get more and more decrepit looking. t the other miis slowly start hating josh more and more, blaming him for the state of the island and for always kicking off, and for being the players main focus. every time the poster checks in almost every mii is in a fight with josh. the miis end up killing josh on a beach with a big rock lord of the flies style bc they blame him for everything going to shit on the island.

ofc there'd be some rumour about how poster had shared the josh mii with their mutual friends before he knew josh was possessed, and the same/similar circs befall any island he was on. despite not being able to share miis you received from other players the rumour people were sharing him further would prevail bc people would insist josh's code was all fucked because he was Possessed. so you have to be really careful bc there are bad actors spreading the evil josh virus, and you cant even be mindful of what josh looks like bc they can edit him before they send him and if they do that you'd only find out when things get spooky scary!

The Star Wars alien has an extensive backstory on the wiki that nobody ever alludes to in canon and like three people have read. It's still weirdly racist.